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Ehismarkninetee:
An account of his experience…..

I still remember that day like it was just yesterday. I just got admission into Auchi Polytechnic. first semester, you know how it feels now, for those who went to higher institution, that feeling of freedom in a new environment. I was lucky to get my own self contain. So I was a big boy even in ND1. I had this babe which I met from 2go, she was from auchi but she schooled in UNIPORT. I invited her over to come come spend some time with me, naso this babe leave school come her home town come dey with me o. I remember then we come Dey do hide and seek for auchi, make her family members nor go see her. Before she came over I dun Dey brag on how I go finish her for bed. I will break her body, we will go for 7 rounds, no rest, I dun make mouth say I go Bleep her all through the night. Omo naso the first night reach o! After she dun cook better jollof rice. We stroll out, come late for night. Time to Bleep, you know as e Dey go nah… I start with pre-intimacy… omo when the time reach to start the main thing.. as I put my dick …. E nor reach 5 strokes I dun cum full all her body ooooo. Omo see shame for my face after I dun make mouth finish. I come begin Dey make excuses so, say baby, your pussy is too sweet, you are too wet. Bla Bla Bla … naso I come say make I go round two….. within 15 strokes I dun pour sperm for every wer. Naso this babe burst laugh oo. Carry her small Nokia phone then begin Dey play snake game. Chai. Na so my head wan burst with shame.. Na here the story tay start so… Omo na so I carry my phone call one of my friend, this my friend na lagos e tay come. Na guy wey sabi, I come tell am wetin happen, say omo I nor fit last o say I need wetin I go take to Bleep well. The guy say make I nor worry, The next day after classes bros carry me go one chemist, ask me if I get 100 naira. I give am the 100 naira. I collect one full sachet from the chemist man. He come tell me say na “Tramadol be this, if you take only one, you go find cum you nor go see”.. I say, Yes, na wetin I Dey find be this.
Fast forward to that night. As we wan Bleep again the second night, na em I go take one tablet.. omo I nor even waste time to do any pre-intimacy.. na so I penetrate once .. my brothers and sisters, after like 10 strokes I dun burst sperm for Everywer ooo. Jeez, for my mind this Tramadol nor Dey work, I nor even wait make the Tramadol start e work. Because I nor even know as the feeling Dey be that time. Omo, na so I vex oo go open extra two tablets Burst inside my mouth. My brother like 30 minutes time I nor come understand how my body come dey do me oo! I come Dey feel strange.. na em I come think to myself say, YES NA NOW THE TRAMADOL DUN START E WORK!! na so I wake the babe! I spark her ass. Get up! Let me prove to you that I am waist bender !! My brother wetin happen shock me, My penis nor stand again ooo! I do everything possible to make the penis stand. Penis nor grin stand oo! Naso the babe vex go sleep. As that one Dey happen my people, I nor understand my body again, I come begin Dey vomit, naso I pass out o! The next morning as I wake up! All my eyes swell up! I nor fit go class that day naso I call that my guy o. He come advise me say I go Dey take overdose so make I try sleep. Omo na so I sleep for straight 18 hours.. as I wake up I come Dey feel like Hercules. My brothers and sisters as I jam that babe that night. She was forced to ask me if I was on drugs. We Bleep from 6pm to 3 am . No cap. Lolsssss

kingw:
Is not all scorpion stings that kills only the death stalker scorpion and bark scorpion that are extremely deadly to humans ,some bees are deadly than scorpion itself

fellow king.. provision shop is better than kiosk

marlow1962:
Dirty pigs

Berrityga:
Even when you make it official between God and man.. Guys like me will still come and chop her and clean mouth.. Do you know how many married women here in Lagos that I've chopped? Talk more of the single ones.. On Saturday I went out a girl approached me telling me I'm very handsome and tall the next day she called and said she is on her way r my house.. The rest is history. Thats somebody's serious relationship?? And she is engaged. I don't have plans on marrying any Nigerian girl. I have a baby mama and I'm working on a second one.

baba show ur boi love inside the 100k wey Efe gv you for Machalla

fadilaMaikiriki:
Please where are my Hausa speaking nairalanders. I want you all to come in let's have some talks. Share anything you want to share that you wouldn't want non Hausa speaking nairalanders to know. It might be a secret or something. You can also ask me questions, or we can ask each other questions. Just be free. At least not everybody will understand what we're talking about.

So let the talks begin already.

Suna na Fadila ne.

Masu yin Hausa, ina kuke? Ina jiran ku.


Cc; Gubioma
Orgasmgiver123
Airminem
bnadam21
Naijatask
bdauran kuna ina ne?

Tata bara tara ta kwai tara da tara...finish am if you know

flejnr2:
My brother your last child should be at home now because of ASUU strike I guess

niggarr you f*cking chilling with me this f*cking weekend

Urheadmaster:


That man on the last picture doesn't look happy

Let it not be one of the terrorists mixed with the freed captives and have come to gather information

him jus dey reason say finally him meet upp with Mr. Failure face 2 face

gloryhomemaker:
Don't mind him, your ration plenty well well.
Him no sabi better food.

I f*cking love this food!!!

Even if it's Monday


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And back 2fort I don't f*cking get tired that's one thing I miss about Umuahia

EzeNwaanyiMmili:
you want agbado munching gorilla Tinubu urchins to faint
hahahahaha

this ur picture jus make me burst solid laugh for bank now everyone dey look me