₦airaland Forum

ibinaboonline:
Outdated? Like seriously? So, the human body has evolved somehow since 1994?

Mugu 20 years ago what did we know about retra and adeno viruses ? Today that knowledge has been updated. Listen dweeb I studied in the field so I know what I am saying.

Now your 2 secs of fame is up ,bye

ibinaboonline:
Before using bold terms like "100% False," and accusing people of not getting their facts right, make time to do a bit of research first. Here you go:
Many autosomal dominant diseases (for example, achondroplasia) have been shown to be associated with increasing paternal age.10 A population based study of childhood brain cancers reported to the Swedish Cancer Registry between 1960 and 1994 concluded that there is a paternal age affect, estimated to confer about 25% excess risk in fathers >35 years of age.17 A case‐control study of 10 162 matched pairs reported a threefold increase in risk of retinoblastoma for fathers ⩾45 years18 and a 50% increased risk of childhood acute lymphoblastic leukaemia for fathers aged 35 years or more was found in a historical cohort of 434 933 live births.19 There is conflicting evidence regarding congenital heart defects, although it has been estimated that among offspring of men aged >35 years, about 5% of cases may be attributable to advanced paternal age. Source: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2566050/#:~:text=Growing%20evidence%20shows%20that%20the,%2C%20some%20cancers%2C%20and%20schizophrenia.

Beep wrong again!! Stop quoting outdated medical journals from last century go to WHO site ... I will post links argue with your tits
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ibinaboonline:
Hmm. Anyway, I've read about the increased risk of making deformed or at-risk children the older the parents are. But it doesn't just apply to the mom; it also apples to the men.

100% false. It doesn't affect sperm . Sorry go get your facts right . It's 100% the woman's eggs

Simps are closet gay men, you can always tell from thei stupid questions and childish under developed brains.

No 3diot go an worship her... Fuul

Rubbish opinion.

This is not Nairaland Vs 2Go

When she is still a virgin and maximum 25 years old. Anything older then well.you are on your own.

A woman's best time to give birth without wahala is between age 19 to 25 years. 25 to 30 years max is pushing the envelope of risk. Above 30 then you have money to spend on csections and wahala and also brave yourself you just might have a kid with down syndrome, trisomy 21 or schizophrenia.

Watch as ENPs rush me and abuse me also telling us how they know a lady who gave birth at 80 years old. Watch the gay men support them

Obainoman6:
As for me i don't simp,

Girls dey wey i don Bleep for free,
Girls dey wey i don Bleep with indomie,
Girls dey wey i don use igbaju comot der pant and its between me and them only.

The highest amount i ever sent to a girl is 2k.

One detty cheap h*e i was tryna bang i sent her 2k and prepared indomie and she didn't show up, the next day i beat the hell out of her, she threw stones at me and went and called her 67 year old boyfriend to come and fight me, i looked at the man and said God save you if you dare.


I hear about and i read in news that guys spent so so huge amount to Bleep a girl, never me. Not in this life.


My brother kingofthedamned i would like to hear your opinion on this

Don't beat but revenge.... Never ever beat otherwise you have given them gossips to use and spoil your iher runs with futures babe arou be wise bro.

Most I have sent any girl I N500, I only help my fellow guys because I know as the hustle be. Even at that I only help when it concerns their family. As a policy the only women I spend on are my sisters or when I am married
If one of a woman's criteria to date me is stinginess then abeg waka pass. I don't buy any food I don't have in my house , we cook what I have and eat or I buy coke and biscuits for both of us.

I never ever ,I repeat I never ever give transport money to a girl. If you don't like me enough to come and visit me with your own money then fūck off. After all if I am coming to her house do I ask her for transport money?.

I will rather pay my Dstv subscription than send any babe moneym even when they ask I always say I haven't been paid salary I will send you something later.

The last time I have a babe money was 2018. I have so much sex I am sometimes exhausted and dodge phone calls. I laugh when I see guys cry about what they spent on a bae.

If you can't enjoy my company enough to come to my house with your own transport money and have enough to go because I will never use my fuel to drop her off. The best I do is escort them to the gate.

This is why I avoid those hungry girls. Even the online ones end up using their own money tocook because sometimes I will tell them clearly that I have only raw food in the house they go and use their money to buy ingredients and cook, we eat and fūck and they go

Skyview01:
That "evening newspaper" is having more fun and way better than most women or men stuck in a wrong marriage.

What does a gay man know about marriage? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
You all are high. Stay out of straight people business. Fàg

maestro299:
What's an 'ENP'?

Evening newspaper. A Nigerian lady over the age of 34 and unmarried having children is irrespective .

So far she was never married , not widowed or divorced (10 years ) those don't count.
.some school of thought believe ENPs start from age 30 but I believe 34 is better though realistically 30 is the official ENP age

advanceDNA:
Man.....u came with all ur cylinders firing


....even for me a lover vawulence ....this vawulence is way out of jurisdiction

Someone was gonna say it eventually, so why not me ? ✌️

Michaelspresh:
ignored

I am not your mate,so I can't banter words with you...You can now run along Little Princess
You can't even type well and you're calling somebody illiterate.
Ahh🤣🤣🤣
Take your frustrations somewhere else, please.

E pain am 🤣

Mama the mama .... Oya clear road for the mama ... Area mother 🤣

finallybusy:
Troll Nairaland till you old, bald, come drag first to comment with small children.

Wey MrCork (MechanicMike)? An almost fifty year old man constantly trading insults with twelve year old boys from Sango Ota.

What are you talking about? Is menopause affecting you ? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Life for us Nigerian man is too short. WHO said as a Nigerian amn our life expectancy is 54 years.

Let that sink in. Anyways we all know that women will outlive us. All these ENPs will outlive 90% of us here on Nairaland. It's just the way it is. So why suffer yourself because you want to please people?

If you see a fresh 19.year old who you want to marry my brother pls go ahead. Just know the only people who will criticize you are ENPs!! Your fellow men will hail you.

You will live a happier life. Less wahala . Go to front page and see the face of that woman who stabbed her husband. Do your investigation you will see they were the same age.

See follow peace of mind o.

✌️

An ENP this guy marry?
Kai!! 😭😭😭😭

Evolutionlove:
Hmmm

One of the Legends have Spoken

That woman was one of the Israelites that trecked from Egypt to Israel! She witnessed the Biafran war o. 🤣🤣🤣 She is the grand matron of evening newspapers 🤣

Beuberry:
Your mother's age abi?

Old layer we understand your frustration 🤣🤣

Do I need to explain number 4 further ? I don't think so.
5. When she is younger she can learn more. ENPs are arrogant, they don't listen, they believe they know it all, they have anger problems and they don't take correction

6m the worst kind of ENP is a single mum ENP!! Run for your life! NEVER EVER EVER MARRY A SINGLE MUM! Of I have to explain that to you then you have no business living by yourself as an adult man.

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See ask any gynecologist. Any woman from 34 years upwards who gets pregnant, na wahala birth and high chance of having deformed children and autistic kids

Because her ovaries have been in myosisfor too many years already hence the risks are too high.

This is why in developed countries they get married early and have all their kids by 25 finish.

Same way our forefathers used to do it too. They married young Women only .

But if you have money for allt house fertility clinics , and kind you their bills are very very expensive then pls go ahead and marry an evening newspaper

When you marry an ENP , if at all fibroid hasn't already destroyed her womb , from 34 years old she can likely have still birth or she can die during labour. Are you ready to start explaining to her in-laws ?

Bros save yourself the wahala you already face too much problems surviving .

4. ENP hadly have good relationship with their mother in-laws but younger girls fear their mother inlaw and respect them .

In not time you will regret why you married her. Forget ieven if she goes to the gym and has surgery , age na bgo show am fast and before you know it , she starts hounding you and giving you hell . Don't forget as a man you get more handsome with age. Even with your grey beard while women get old and ugly fast.

So spare yourself the headache and go for a younger girls .

3. Never marry a lady older than 25. Please let me repeat never marry a lady older than 25. I don't care of you are 40 or 50. See Ned Nwoko , see Leonardo DiCaprio , all these men know the assignment. Save yourself the head ache abeg

Firstly let me tell you why. World health organisation has said it that the best years a woman can have children is between 19 to 25 years old. Now 25 to 30.is high risk and takes alot of effort .then above 30 to 35 is danger period , na here you go dey hear c section money this and that plus complications.

My brother spare yourself these headaches

Before I start let me give kudos to my master "Sir Ubunja" his gospel saved me from simpery . But those ENPs used their mod friends to do him dirty 😡

So as a loyal disciple.i will continue carrying his flag!

Note my threads are causing the ENPs sleepless nights 🤣 they are scavenging Google searching for my details so they can do what they did the Ubunja to me...

Una go tire.

Now to the topic

My fellow comrades . The era of simpery is slowing fading. Men are waking up.

The mistake wasn't made by us but we inherited it. If only our forefathers had asked why!

Three simple letters that can could have saved us so much wahala . Why

If only Adam had asked Eve Why when she told him to bite from the fruit.

If only the very first Nigerian man who went to marry and was told the lady is not a virgin !! If only before paying bride price he asked. Why

We would not have inherited a culture of simping!!

Why should a Nigerian man pay bride price in full for a lady whose kitten 2as been run through by several BBC ?!! Why should we pay full bride price for a lady whose vagina has been battered bruised and shell shocked by massive gbolas over the years ?!
If that our simp forefather has stopped at the last moment before handing those grubby fisted in-laws his hard earned cowries for a used up woman we may have a different future than we have today.

Alsa in a world where feminism, agreed of men and woke NONSENSE seems to be the other of the day we can only slowly and surely encourage each other onto the right path away from the madness.

This thread is merely a guide for you when choosing a life partner .

1. Obey the 6 year rule. Let there be no less than 6 years closeness between your age and thewoman you want to marry. For example if you are 30.years let her be no older than 24, if you are 35 let her be no older than 29 and so on.

2. Do not marry a woman above 25 years of age. Virgins are so scare they are like finding an ENP who doesn't us make up or whose hariline hasn't started disappearing (Goodluck finding that)🙄 . Agree with me or not, you see most wahala couples who are always fighting in your area go and find out they are too close in age. Maybe the man was 25 when he married her and she was 23 or 24. Such low age gaps breeds nonsense. Go and look at men who marry women far younger. Omo paddy it's always easier to manage. Don't let any ENP.guitl trip you , pls go for younger girls . Why should you after all you have struggled and suffered in life now end up with one ENP who will be looking like your mother ina. Short while . Remember women age far faster than us. So if for instance you are 32 and marry one 30 year old, guy in 4 years time she will be looking like your mum and every soon any fine girl who greets you she will have problems . Every smal thing ma fight . She will be suspecting everything you do and every phone call you receive na wahala.

That's no way to live bro. You will die young . See these old women age fast and cecome very insecure that's why they start accusing their husbands and make his life a living hell

Obainoman6:
Tell us the truth how old are you? don't lie

I am suspecting she is between 35 and 40 years old 🤔

Beuberry:
O lopolo!
Serve punishment

Which punishment? ENP is frustrated!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Beuberry:
You described your sisters. You are indeed damned.
Born troway waste of semen boy.
You this gworo chewing, burukutu sipping, igi-eni smoking, latrine sniffing, codeine drinking rophynol sipping, meth licking, mpulumiri swallowing dogo!
Go n quench!

ENP having a melt down 🤣🤣🤣🤣

thesilentman:
Guy you be truth assasin! You've just got those hos summed up all right.I dey your back gidigba.
There is one at my workplace.Madam mid-thirties was bringing lunch for me for almost 2 months without fail,thinking i was a bachelor.I ate o.When i finally visited her at her place as a result of her subtly suggesting,this lady still put on game the moment i came in o.I tried to feel her up but she frowned and sat her bum on plastic chair at one end of the bedsitter apartment,while i was sitting on the edge of her bed.She told me no sex until marriage.I Just laughed it off and told her that she was hiding something from me and as long as she does that i won't unveil any marriage plan for her.I went out pick a secret call-my wife's call.Before i came in,sister don go lie down for bed,face wall.I continued to accuse her repeatedly of hiding something as i joined her on bed and was feeling her up,she let down her guard and surrendered to serious knacking.Na one overzealous married woman later cast the level sha...

Comrade you are a true sniper 😂😂😂👍🏽

Beuberry:
U mean ur kins?

How old are you? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 lemme guess. 38? 😂😂😂😂 mama your hope don finish o.WHO says you have a less than 20% chance of carrying a natural pregnancy to term and a less chance of giving birth to a healthy baby without defects onc you reach 35 😂

Beuberry:
It's obvious you v been dished breakfast.
See there's nothing like you described above. To every human being, there's an admirer.
There are bad men and bad women.

Ezzz, e gbeko!
Jamnation eke yofuro!

ENP alert 🤣

Yugoslavia247:
Appears to me like someone reacting to serious posthumous heart break.

Bro take it easy.

You don't need all this.

You will have daughters too.

You will have femal friends too.

You will have cousins too.

If everyone is doing it. Think about it. Not worth it.

Let us try and sanitize nairaland.

It is breeding terrorist.

Emotional and gender terrorist

Hatred also.

Another gay fàggot spotted . 🤣

Always easy to spot you guys, you always attack any masculine display as either being toxic or as some result of some.negative experience 🤣

Smelly dick licker 🤣
No one wants to ejaculate in your anus here so fück off

Proserpina:
Damn!
Companies are on Upwork and fivers looking for writers to employ , a grown ass is here on Nairaland writing epistles on women.

Ohhhhh! perhaps this is the limit to your thinking capacity. Employers need more that cunt and boobs stories. True that!

E pain am😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The song goes something like this..

NOT YOUR BUSINESS BÍTCH
SAY IT AGAIN
NOT YOUR BUSINESS BÍTCH
LEARN TO MIND YOUR BUSINESS BÍTCH
STOP CREATING STUPÍD THREADSSSSSSSS

mayor1814:
Frustration plenty for dis country oo. Sha no kill urself. ugly thing.

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😂 E pain am😂 Cry me a river biach 😁

sleek214:
Why should I subscribe to your YouTube channel, with this your ugly voice and bad pronunciation. Please go get someone to be doing the presentation for you.

😂 And ye woke up and chose violence

Badmashii:
Are you an evening newspaper ma?

By their ways ye shall know them😂