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Michaelspresh:
Nawa ohhh
Somebody that hasn't eaten well and very jobless will just sit down and decide to create a thread to bash unmarried older Aunties who are doing better than him joined with his family altogether...

PS:if you quote me and say nonsense, I'll curse and insult the nonsense out of your stupid head...I no get joy for Nairaland guys 🙄

😂 E pain her barren womb. Dirty hookup alumni skanky iliterate has spoken 😂...

Michaelspresh:
Nawa ohhh
Somebody that hasn't eaten well and very jobless will just sit down and decide to create a thread to bash unmarried older Aunties who are doing better than him joined with his family altogether...

PS:if you quote me and say nonsense, I'll curse and insult the nonsense out of your stupid head...I no get joy for Nairaland guys 🙄

😂 E pain her barren womb. Dirty hookup alumni skanky iliterate has spoken 😂

burp18:
when are y'all going to start taking responsibility for your actions? You're thesame people cheering these miscreants when all these began. You celebrate when police station and security personnels are attacked. Today's there's no police to protect you and you cry ethnic cleansing. Keep crying foul, who knows how many more people will have died before the end of this year.

Are you stupid ? How does one persons comment turn to you all? Why attack their tribe ? Are you mad? If you are crazy I will help you loose this account here forever

Badmashii:
Op fire on. But sha we want to gift you one ENP, u fit manage am? The pussy is shape like O but a gift is a gift.

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I no want

mayor1814:
Power of dick and money.

Wretched dirty ugly pig. Don't go and yet money. Dick has no place there. I have seen my former boss pay girls to lick his tires there in Lagos.

But a dirty thief likeyou who robs thinks it's by dick. Don't go and get money , useless thief , keep looking for girl to feed you

Do evening newspapers deserve love? Yes everyonedoes but the unfortunate the unfortunate reality is 99% of Nigerian evening newspapers will not find love. This is the harsh truth because the one who truly loved them they treated badly sometime in the past .

They didn't even notice he was the one as they brushed him aside .

The best an evening newspaper can hope for is a widower or snatching some old man from his wife

And no matter how much an ENP lies she is happy alone, that is a 100% lie!! It is unadulterated BS. Because as humans we are social creatures and not designed to be alone

An evening newspaper aka old hen aka old layer aka area mama aka flavour of the week aka puta aka best before aka expired milk aka spinsteraka sister Clara

This is a common specie of female folk found around the world d but the most prime specie are found indigenous to the West African nation Nigeria

To understand how the ENPs - evening newspaper came about one would have to take a trip down memory lane to the fall of womanhood in Nigeria.

In the early years the 60s, 70s, 80s and 90s the women on Nigeria hadn't yet devolved to become what they are now which further degraded to become the evening newspaper of today. Most Nigerian Women were virtuous classy well manners honest and faithful to their husbands. Infact back then I can boldly tell you that 99% of Nigerian women were virgins on their marriage night . Infact it was considered taboo to marry off a used up second hand female who isn't a virgin abck then.

Nigerian women couldn't jump from man to man because back then before a man married a woman his kinsmen went to the lady's village to enquire if she was a wayward aka hookup girl and if the men found out the marriage was canceled.

With all these measures in place it was highly uncommon to find a lady unamrried at 21 years old in Nigeria . Most women back then had finished having their children at 25 years old because back then their wombs where fresh and not these postinol ravaged wasted wombs half eaten by fibroids that these ENPs are carrying around today.

Not to say there were odd classes of unmarried woman above 21 back then because it could be the fiancee fired in an accident or was I jured hence she would still be found a virgin if examined at 25 so marriage wouldn't have been a problem.

Back then a lady can't even just visit a man who her parents don't know , infact a man and woman who aren't married won't even walk holding hands on the street. Those where the times when the women were women .it was almost impossible to find a single unmarried 30nyear old woman back in those years , either she is a widow , or divorced

Today we have the ENPs - the evening newspapers. These are a breed of unhappy,bitter , frustrated, angry , I can cook thread opening, man are scum shouting , disrespectful, prideful, fake , 10 later make up wearing. Ladies of today.

These are ladies who's dreams have long died. It's common to find them as single mums and childless too. Some have children and have hidden them far away with their mum in the village or with a married sister who is taking care of the child and she is pretending to be single.

These ladies often claim to be career women , independent, I am happy alone , modern Nigerian women who have so consoled and brainwashed themselves into believing they are not depressed but the reality is far from that.

They cling to feminism and blame Nigerian men for every imaginable thing that has befallen them in life.

What they forget is once upon a time they where younger in their early 20s and the world ( they thought ) revolved around them.

They used men , lied to them , used their bodies to make money , gain material things but the one thing they forgot is , the price for using your body to gain things is far too heavy to be paid later on they had sex , dated , ridiculed , and tossed mens emotions like toys for years. All the while believing that there will be a happy ending , that surely na pilot , engineer ,or chevron staff she will end up with
.

Fast forward to today. She is in her 30s nearing forties . She is filled with regret but will rather die than admit it . She lies about her age everytime , she hates social media because all she seeds are her secondary school mates who are all happily married with kids.

She hates her life , most of her current relationships are with married men because most single guys just sleep with her and go. No one wants an old sagged up lady as a wife. Her vagina is permanently shaped like an o now ...

As 40 draws near she goes and takes back her child from whrreeeve she hid the child since and starts telling everyone how the child is her life and treasure

kushme:
Yea. Some of them had a lot of cock count 😁. On the other hand, some of them, I could tell didn't jump from dick to dick.. They were more of like waiting for a high value man, or an ideal man of their dreams while waiting upon the Lord to show them.

That is a very rare scenario like a white buffalo. 99% Nigerian women belong to the latter scenario of jumping from one cock to the other. While still waiting for the big rich man of their dreams

Angrygoat:
Wtf man. Fuc k off gay ass s

I was suspecting that's where your problem is from.

How many times do you masturbate daily ?

Angrygoat:
The fuel has almost damaged my pump. My car suddenly doesn't do slow again and I had almost 18litres left. I have called my mechanic to come and loose the pump and soak it inside diesel.

Hmmmm

Do you masturbate? 🤔

Edipet:
You did not include evening newspaper

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What if seun turned this forum to a pornsite ? Would you leave or still keep your account?

I think most Nairalanders would remain and even pay for premium membership

All these jerry springer like topics 🤥 I don't know if daily trust got this topic from all those tabloids 😁

Gajagojo:
What have you said? Nothing
Just running your mouth without understanding
Is Twitter profitable?
What is infrastructure?

The point I made was about having numbers AND Knowing how to leverage that to make money.
Nairaland would make more impact of it floated and diluted its ownership and vision which is currently a one man show that has exhausted it's original vision.
Nairaland is probably making a profit which Twitter is NOT


How many Nairaland members show their real identity it promotes anonymity which aids hate speech

Who is proud to say they are on Nairaland?

You are talking a lot but saying nothing. You know not gonna so shut up

Michaelspresh:
The only sensible Man in this thread,
Others are displaying their foolishness in a high voltage through their comments

Trash comment

Karlifate:
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Grab your copy now!!!

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Heheheh

earthsync:
Use the money to feed your starving family

Hahahaha. But you need it more. Look how much for short time? It's even now so you can start coming.

I hope you have treated that std you complained of in one thread like that? Dirty girl. But I will manage a Mouth Gig sha.

I hope your mouth doesn't smell ?

taylor89:
See who wan invest 10million

On your recent thread you said you was tired saying at home

Werey

Dem done expose am oooooooooooooo😂😂😂😂

WHAAAAATTTTTTT?

zed7:
Whilst this is true, it's not easy for some women also. Some genuinely want a decent man but can't find.

Some want a man they are attracted to and can connect with but can't find. As a man, don't ever pray to marry a woman who doesn't find you attractive, you'll hate yourself.

However, majority of girls are carried away by fantasy and allow men whom they like and find attractive get away because he doesn't meet their financial expectations, forgetting that the average man will always progress with time.

Exactly

earthsync:
wahala no dey finish.

Na this one con be the problem wey you get for your life ni?

How much for short time? It's Thursday and the weekend is coming and we both know you Re hungry and need money for the weekend so how much to have sex with you for a short time ?

Hope you don't cost more than 2K o? because your looks are average at best 😒

Jennyclay:
Rip to the departed soul.

The court judgement is as simple as ABC. The mad man should be sentenced to death by strangling ASAP!!

I’m so sure the man is not really mad, Nigerian men are just murderers and rapist by default . It’s a follow-come something . It’s their nature .

May God help us!!

Evil, heartless and mad men everywhere!!! Shior!!

The ENP has spoken 😂

COOL10:
They slut away their youth by fvccking all kinds of irresponsible men out there but when they realise that they're about to hit 40 and those men don't want to be with them anymore with all the wrinkles forming on their faces and their once attractive breasts now pointing downwards as a result of gravity, they resort to blaming all men for their predicament which they put themselves in.


They suddenly find God again and make him their source of refuge and comfort while praying for him to bless them with a God-fearing husband .

Now tell me why God will be eager to answer that kind of prayer . Dimwits.

Nailed it 👍🏽

RussellRutherfo:


Wicked Sombori

No lie. One in the second to last stage was so desperate to tie me down.

You dodged an assault rifle barrage there bro

DaddyCoool:
Well, congratulations, but you an outlier not what usually obtains. And most likely you had no choice or you'd have left her with momma!

My family have a tradition to never leave kids outside. I have lots of friends who are doing the same. The odd thing is you are trying hard to justify your abnormal experiences as normal. Dude you should be worrying about your life and why you know so many irresponsible men who won't take care of their kids. It's a you thing bro. You should sit down and ponder why your energy is so negative bro

progressb4andno:
Evening newspaper prayer point : "Lord, every spirit of delay i cast and bind in Jesus name"

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progressb4andno:
Evening newspaper prayer point : "Lord, every spirit of delay i cast and bind in Jesus name"

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HitlerWasRight:
You see why I said your Biafra was all fake.

Now that you know SS is never going to be part of your Biafra , you have all suddenly become fake Nigerians .

DO NOT DERAIL THIS THREAD WITH YOUR STUPID TRIBALISM! Your have been warned! TRY IT AND SEE