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Who else follows this guy's leaks?

Nltaliban:
Good day guys.. As it stands now, we don't need a soothsayer to tell us that the April 15th resumption is no longer feasible. Honestly, like you, I'm tired of staying at home but that wouldn't stop me from saying the truth. Here are some of the reasons the resumption won't be 15th of April as published in the school calendar.
1. Clinical Professional Fee or whatever it's called
2. Accommodation fee hike
3. VC's meeting with the senate (which he explicitly stated that if the feedback was late, there'll be a shift in the resumption date)
4. Roofing of Tedder Hall and SUB... (Do you honestly think they'll let you resume without fixing up those places?)
5. To top it all, the admission process is far from done. (You have to be a magician if you think clearance, hall balloting, fees payment and regularization will all happen in a week)

The resumption is most likely next month or 29th of April.
Please keep calm and wash more plates . Play with your junior ones and let them know you're around. Participate in church and mosque so they'll feel your absence when you resume. Eat more food and prepare your brain for the task ahead.


God bless the University of Ibadan
God bless Nigeria


From your brother. Nltaliban .

I've given up. Being optimistic is what hurts the most May o, August o, I don't give a hoot

Like if you're tired of Aprokogirl's posts

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CriticMaestro:
if ah slap u, u go c more than star

My brother, why so bitter? You don chop today?

Me: aww so beautiful, what did you use?
Moyo: >>>>

It's a remarkable global recognition of his meritorious endeavours as the State of Georgia, the United States of America (USA) honoured Nigeria's fuji music superstar, Wasiu Alabi Pasuma.
The versatile and influential fuji musician has been a recipient of several awards and recognitions both within and outside of Nigeria but nothing undoubtedly has come close to this significant honour that was bestowed on him by the government of the State of Georgia.
In the certificate of "Honorary Georgia Citizen" signed by the secetrary of state, Brian P. Kempt, and handed to the Nigerian-born popular musician, it is stated that Pasuma "be afforded every courtesy as a Goodwill Ambassador from Georgia State in his travels to other states, to nations beyond the borders of the United States of America, or whereever he may hereafter travel or reside".
The ceremony which was conducted within the Georgia Parliament attracted some of the influential politicians and policymakers from the States of Georgia and across USA, who were evidently satisfied to listen to the rendition of Pasuma's impressive profile in the music world and his commitment to using music as a tool for social change.
Pasuma, who is presently on his annual music tour in USA and will be performing in over 20 states across America, has stated that this latest honour is a huge motivation for him to be better in his work and to use his music to make more positive impact in the world.
Expectedly, congratulatory messages and best wishes have been pouring in for the fuji superstar from his fans across the world; and those residing in USA have been making offerings of different get-together to host Pasuma for the latest achievement.

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2018/4/georgia-state-honours-nigerian-fuji-musician-pasuma-with-citizenship.html
Cc lalasticlala fynestboi

If no be money, this kain girl to Musa
Ah I will never be broke in my life !

Eben331:
C 'Senior' is used to classify superiority in jobs but 'Elder' is used to classify age, so this strikes out options A and D. Since the clothes are of his brother which shows possession, this strikes out option B leaving option C as the correct answer.

Coula is that you?

To the tribalists out there
The Igbos and the afonjas
You keep shouting on social media and derogating yourself, these people do not care about you, the sooner you know the better for all of you.

Lalasticlala

First it was Rihanna to Naomi Campbell, now John Boyega. These kids are going place!! The entertainment industry is the only good news in this country.

Iya Risi, Mummy Shade, I have made it oo.
FTC!!!

MrHistorian:
Seen.

Strike it out now before these scammers start using you as an experiment.

Done. Thanks fam
Btw you're the same person behind the TheHistorian moniker right?

MrHistorian:
Yeah. . .I'm okay.

UI Whatsapp groups?. . . .Sure.

Countless number of them sev.

Oh. Okay.

Temple1288:
Bro, I used to ask myself that question 2 years ago. I even asked people (here in Nairaland) to explain to how I'd get a US, some called me 'daft'

I managed to leave the shithole, now I live in the Dibër County of the Republic of Albania, the South Eastern part of Europe.. I don't plan on returning to Nigeria, I wish to be buried here. I wish my generation a better life, a life of human reasoning. The best for every youth in Nigeria, is to disappear from that place. Believe it or not, unless your father is a Political rogue or another kind of thief in Nigeria, as a young person, you'd remain jobless (waiting to be like Kelechi Iheanacho, Alampasu Dele or maybe a studio rat waiting to blow) or you'll join the internet fraud, or perhaps plan to be a ritualist.

When our Flight went up I began to see poverty (afufu) through the window of the Plane.

Being a Nigerian is the worst thing that happened to me.

You just spoke the pain of ever single Nigerian youth. Nothing is working in this clime, it's just so sad that things have not improved in any way.
Big congrats to you on getting out.
However I beg to differ on your point of dying over there, please when you have made ends meet to a reasonable extent, you can come back here and help contribute your own quota to our development.
Stay blessed bro.

MrHistorian:
Boss. . .I hail you ooh.

You doing alright?
Just curious, do your u belong to any UI WhatsApp group?

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MhizzAJ:
I love Ceecee
I pray she wins

You ehn
Like work has engulfed you, you rarely have FP comments

Dear God how did I end up in this shithole

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MrHistorian, hello?

Pablonaso:
Those wey play am goal goal don cast sef

Asin
One of my nigga one die for my side. Esp when dey score that own goal

Pablonaso:
the thing tire me sef. I was in my chamber watching the incredible goal of Chamberlain

City could not even MANEage to score a goal

The way Liverpool played against City today ehn. I was just SALAHivating

NwaAmaikpe:



See BamBam's dressing.
She seems to be finally accepting her status as a cheap sluttt.

Wise man, the picture was taken in their hotel room, you expect her to be wearing Iro and Buba shey?
Even in the video Ifu posted on IG Teddy was wearing a robe, if you have eyes you'll see him wearing it in this pic
Nonsense

Facebooker:
Sexy men are my turn on!

All these men hiding behind a female moniker

Dozie32:
People said that I look like tubaba na true?

Yes the hungry version

Ibadandentist:
It is on the portal
And get ready for everyone to fight against this

Fight what?

My Ifu

Rursh:
baba mi, I dry aiit.ui gave me zoology, so I don't take the admission. I intentionally just quit commenting on the other side

Oh sorry about that fam.
Gunning for it again this year?