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The set of individuals killing man utd today is neither the manager, the players nor the board but the former players.
These guys will make the press write bad about a manager and also make the players revolt against their manager due to their shitty punditry. Today none of them see anything wrong with Ole because he is their pal, they are even backing him and even saying the confused being should be given more time.

You must be a very dirty man.
Looks at how dirty your nails are.
Look at how dirty your environment is and I guess this has been the cleanest it has been for ages.
For you to show the world your dirty room, it tells a lot about your personal hygiene.

Is Vaseline a bad body cream?
If No, why would you want to change cream?
If yes, then you can ask the person below me.

The influx of those Islamabad people into the UK is becoming unbecoming.
Those Islamabad people will soon turn the UK to a breeding ground codedly.
Every person in the so called religion of peace is a terrorist.

edoairways:
Kingpin1000's statement is not far from the truth. Are you saying that all OAU lecturers attend class?

You shouldn't have bothered replying him... one of the lecturers that does that in the school I attended also lectures in OAU.
I know his type.

yrex01:
you might be saying the truth say "you don't have a quality education". but one thing for sure it's your love for this evil administration making u to spew that trash.
how much gov are paying prof that will make a prof send his child to study abroad ? how much are they collecting per month ? you're saying lazy prof, will u be happy seeing your 50+ years old father (prof) having sleepless night preparing diff materials year in year out for his students while gov pay him less than 500k ? u lads should be thinking before yawing thrash atyms

My love for this administration?
You get sense at all?
Am I speaking for the govt ?
Most of our Profs are lazy, yes they are.
They don't even want to give way for younger vibrant lecturers.
If a 50+ lecturer cannot have sleepless night preparing and updating his note then He should quit.
No wonder these politicians don't take them seriously and will call graduates "half baked".

We will be crying that, there's no job but one out dated Prof who is supposed to be retired is working at as contract staff with numerous schools and will not be able to execute the job he is being paid to do, properly.
No wonder these lecturers are kicking against IPPS because they still want the old ways to continue.

From what you wrote, it's either you went to a private university, you did not attend a university or you paid your way through school.
You should be angry with our educational system.

toxtimmy:
You miss the point by a billion ocean miles.... I guess if they had drawn this up as a cartoon for you to understand you would have still missed the point by a billion miles.

The question you should be asking yourself is where these politicians are getting money from to send thier girlfriends and gay friends overseas for butt, lip and breast plastic surgeries?

Sad part is Buhari cow is guaranteed to go see a vertinary doctor in london for minor headache and get well before you are able to say the word "I am an idiot".

You are the one who is missing the point or you lack comprehension.
Your hate for Buhari has clouded your mind so much that you see even simple truth as lies.
Can you categorically say, what I posted is false?
Are lecturers not sending their children to private Universities?
Are lecturers not sending their children abroad?
When ASUU goes on their nonsense strike, how many of their wards are affected?
You come out to say you want young leaders but yet many of our professors are so old and frail that they even fail to evolve with modern form of education or even update their 1980s lecture notes, which a clear thinking man will know should have been updated more than a hundred times.
Do not let your hate for the Dullard in Aso rock male you sound stupid.

After this VAT battle has been won be the states, the true VAT given by states will be revealed.
We all know the figures given to the southern states are hoax. We know what the southern states contribute is far more than what is published, reason why the south south and south west want VAT. The south east masses also want VAT but their leaders don't want it. We know why FIRS job is like hot cake. We the south don't benefit much so let us chop this money in our own state. At least if my I no see FIRS job, somebody wey from my state go see the job.
I cannot be paying for my Beer and one aboki man will be collecting juicy allocation from my tax while he keeps his own.

The lecturers too should stop sending their kids to private universities and abroad, they should also stop going abroad for PHD and masters.
Those Professors should stick to one schoo....
But why are those Old Profs so wicked and greedy, you can imagine a Prof teaching in 5 schools, you will not see him through out the semester until 3 weeks to the exam, boom you will just see one mighty hand-out, handed to the course rep after a very brief class. Only the amount to photocopy that handout can give one,heart attack and the time frame yo finish that handout can lead to total destabilization. The smart ones will just know that a lazy Prof will always repeat past questions, so they just pick them and study only that part while the ones who are not that smart will be reading a 3000 page handout, no be juju be that?.
Abeg, no be because my papa na Politician, I no go get the best education.
Sometimes ASUU can be so daft ehn.
What is even the criteria to be a Prof because some shouldn't even be called Doctors.

Mr blogger blogger, you did a poor job.
Your actors performed very badly, just look at the way they are even looking at the camera.
You mean the Supermarket has security cameras than can take pictures at those angles?.
Bros ah! ah!!. You lie small small na.

Olajydeey:
So God help me..
I wanna get a 18sitter bus
Or carry my mum abandoned car
Repair & start using for transport business after nysc.
I'll b driving it myself.
I hate Teaching Job

Goodluck bro.
Do you know while driving you are your own boss.
You no dey answer anybody yes sir.
No go reason say I be graduate, na money you dey find
You can save up money to start up a business

Sonnobax15:

Honestly op,I can't do such kind of jobs at this moments..... Personally,I don talk am say by latest January I go carry keke begin ride for this Warri... Imagine my immediate elder bro wey carry keke just on the 25th of last month,the nigga don make not less than 100k from that time till now..

All these mumu teaching work wey person take dey stress himself,yet at the end, Nothing to write home about,dem no follow again.......Very soon,once my keke don reach my hand, ennnnnnn,I go first breathe,then my bakery work go come resume fully again.

If we tell una say, those jobs you look down on pays better than white collar jobs.
I was in bus in PH when a driver and conductor where in a conversation.

Driver: after this turn I dey go park motor, I don tire today.

Conductor: how much wey we don work wey you want go rest?

Driver: 38k dey my hand, how much dey your hand.

Conductor: na 4k something dey my hand, we never work anything na. If you want rest go rest, give me key make I dey road passengers still plenty.

I can deduce that those guys makes and average of 40k in a day. Do the maths, how much do they make in a month.

karnafiu03:
The Oyinbo wey do the movie did want is up to their taste....Nobody say make una no develop to create una own animie or whatever.

The hatred, witchcraft, and injustice wey we dey battle for here no dey there own side...so make we keep quite abeg

Another satanist

MYGRATEskillz:
Comics are not really for kids. They have categories.

Hmmm.
We know who you are

Ladycewhy:
Not all cartoons are for kids na,it's no secret

Another one spotted

Kingpele:
Are u that jobless?

Another one spotted

philiancoop:
But apart from the homo thing, there are no X rated hetero content on cartoons na

A homosexual spotted

Ruhamah23:
60

Why such a high price na... do you know how much is that phone's screen?

Scamatography..

dboY1123:
Hi nairalanders,
The topic is straight forward,that's it.. I have been thinking maybe because I seldomly have sex, or maybe because it's been long I had sex(4years ago) before recent times because then I was in schools..But just finished now.
I think I need to perform better like last longer than 15mins for first round and more for the rest! Worst is, a lady even said I was not good in bed.. The last time, which sounds so annoying.. I want to last longer and stronger now...what are the natural things I could take for more strength and to last longer than finishing fast.

Thanks

If toto na your problem, then you no get any problem.
You want satisfy LovePeddler?
Na untop toto you go die.

Justice Kezziah Ogbonnaya, you should give that uncircumcised bastard the maximum sentence.
No time to check time.

O.P my 2 years old nephew knows the security pattern of my phone. He even plays game on my phone without any assistance, He watches videos and take pictures of Himself, this is what I have discovered, I have not asked His parents how well He performs in school but, the dude is one Hell of a smart kid, He can also resight psalm 23 and John 3:16.
He even mimics how there pastor dances in church.
Is He also a genius?

Battalion1:
your father and mother gave birth to a weakling

Even if you are cultist, you have shown you not rugged or may be you are a baby cultist. Egedemen I know don't cap the way you dey cap.
How many Hits have you gone successfully.
How many hits have been called on you.
Are you more Rugged than the O.P of this thread?
For your information rivals and your fellow NBM members are present on this thread even security agents.
If you loose guard you may regret.
You said you've achieved alot through cultism, can you tell us some of your benefits.
Cultism is not boy scout.
Do not just #SAYNOTOCULTISM also #FLEEFROMCULTISM.

Oga are these people claiming to Igbo.
The Opobo man will tell you He is more Ijaw than Igbo, that is why they can contest for IYC. The Ikwerre man whose language is similar to that of Igbo will tell you that He is not Igbo. Yet people like will want to annex these tribes to yourselves.
A yoruba man from Benin republic will tell you that He is yoruba,you will never see Yorubas trying to annex Itshekiri/ urhobho as yorubas.
Allow people who wants to be Igbo claim Igbo.
You cannot force someone to be part of you when He doesn't want to be part of you.
I feel Igbos have sinister motives that is why they want to annex these people who are not part of them.

Life no easy..
Everybody no go grow at thesame pace.
Everybody no go be at thesame level forever.
Some will be above you and some will be below you.
Some of my friends back in the days are driving good cars and have built good houses.
I never even get mind go price car or even price land.
But some of my friends back in the days still dey ask me for the least 10k wey I dey happily do for them.
I don't envy those my guys wey don make am, I am striving to make it but if I no reach their level I will still thank God for the level I am and what I will be in few years time.
Na only God fit do am.
2 baba and black baba Started together but...
If you try to compare your success with another man own na depression you dey find be that.
Tualeh!! to all hustlers both legit and illegit e no easy.

No matter what my brother does I must support him in front of people, I may scold him in private but in public I must support him. If him like make him kill person l, I go dey him back. Kudos to Gov. Okezie, no go bring out your family member leg make enemies kill am.
I love Niger Delta governors for this. They will never castigated their own. That is why the people are behind them no matter how much they thief.

Oladimeji247:
The only thing that makes sense to me is this:

There was a man named Jesus in Judea during the 1st century who many of the Jews of the time considered to be the Christ. He became famous locally around Jerusalem due to his unorthodox teachings, and when many considered him to possibly be a messiah, it caused a lot of problems with the Jewish authorities.

For the population to call him the messiah, it literally meant that he was being proclaimed to be a king. A king of the Jews. That's what a messiah is. But, since Judea was occupied by the Romans, the Jewish leaders feared that word would get to the Caesar that the Jews has anointed a king. If Caesar believed it, it could mean war because only Caesar himself could appoint a king.

So the Jewish leaders plotted against this Jesus dude, and brought him to the governor, Pontius Pilate. Pilate wanted to let Jesus go, but the Jews blackmailed him into crucifying this Jesus guy by saying that if Pilate didn't crucify him, they would tell Caesar that Pilate allowed a king to go free. So, Pilate had the guy strung up on a couple sticks and crucified him.

From there, you get all these insane stories written about this Jesus guy, including what you see in the Gospels. However, you also get all these nutjob conspiracy theories from unbelievers saying the guy didn't exist at all. They deny that any evidence is evidence at all, and do everything they can just to try to make this Jesus guy go away.

The bottom line is that with all evidence, reason, rationality considered, the argument that some dude named Jesus Christ existed is far better than any argument he didn't. It doesn't prove he existed, but it doesn't require twisting the truth at all to accept that he likely did.

And I have no problem with the Christian god getting dealt by the Romans. I have no idea why any atheist would have a problem with that.

I'm a sinner but two scriptures in the bible I'm holding strong are:
1) John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

The major criteria to have everlasting life is to believe in Jesus, this days many don't even believe in Jesus.
Jesus said " I am the way, the truth and the light, no one cometh unto the father except through me".
How do you have everlasting life when you don't believe Jesus existed? Or He was a magician and not the Son of God.

2) Isaiah 64:6 But we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags; and we all do fade as a leaf; and our iniquities, like the wind, have taken us away.

The above scriptures shows that our wisdom is like foolishness in the sight of God.
Our all knowing God knew a day like this will come when people will not even believe that Jesus is the son of God.
Romans 9:15 For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion.

9:16 It is not He that Willeth nor He that runner, but but of God that Showeth mercy.

My brothers and sisters, we are in the last days choose life instead of death.

...... let me go and smoke my weed so I can dance well this morning in church.
Happy Sunday.
Jesus loves you.
For those who don't believe that a God can take the form of a man, made poor so that you will be rich, died for your sins before you were even born all I can say is that. " it is well with your soul"

Starz825:
Guy...
You are seeing things as if they just gave birth to you yesterday....
Ok now...
I was at the eatery with one pretty girl I just met early last month on a Sunday at berger...
So I told the girl I will like to use the rest room....so she said ok...so I went ... coming back to my seat I saw a guy with her talking to her ....so I was like guy this my seat... So he quickly said oh you are the guy she is talking about...I said yeah...so he shook my hands and left...so I asked the girl about the guy...so she was Like she doesn't know him that he came from no where when I left for the rest room ..so she now said she already told the guy she was with someone who went to use the rest room....
So may be the guy saw me before I left for the rest room or not...I wouldn't know...
So what do you expect me to do there... fight him or punch on the face because he wooed the girl when i left for the rest room.....

The other day too...I was alone in the eatery...I dey dey chop chicken...a pretty girl came nad sat in my front...I sense she was waiting for someone , so I immediately talked to her, so I can get her number to chat later ...she didn't give me...she was like she's waiting for someone....she was all smiling ...and I was fine...
So talking to her that moment was just a free world for me ...

So toasting a banny in front of her guy...as silly as this is...do you know that some unscrupulous people still do it...just to intimidate the actual boyfriend....

Insulting one another on an argument isn't the way out...grab the person's message then tender yours.... we don't need to be using offensive words...that's why we are here....

Oga you get mind they want educate person wey no want education.
No go carry woman matter for head.
I have seen girls dating rich guys but are in love with someone who doesn't have money to give to her.
Most times she uses the rich boyfriend's money to get gift for this broke guy.
The O.P is poor in mind.

shortgun:
Can I report Uber and Bolt Drivers?
They keep harassing my girlfriend whenever I book a ride for her to come to my place, meet up with me or go back to her house.

I am busy most times and don't have the time to pick her up or drop her off.

She keep telling me of the harrasments and how she will prefer I pick her than book a ride.
I always overlook her complaints until yesterday a bolt driver who told her he's married came back to her house to look for her after a ride yesterday!!

The randy man picked her from my house, I spoke with him on the phone and she told him she's in a relationship but he still carry his poverty stricken blokkos to my girls house?

I tot guys that do uber are trying to make ends meet? I always tip them cos I tot they need help but this have shown me that they are just a bunch of unserious people.

You are a mumu man.
You are not just a simp but a sissy.
Your mumu thinning dey make you feel say Ubar and bolt drivers are doing it to make ends meet. For your information many do Uber as side hustle.
You may have money but you are a poor man.
You are poor and wretched.

nairaman66:
Everybody says this guy is broke, but he balls and lives a better live than them. There has never been any controversy so far about him not paying his rent or fighting in the club or baby mama drama!

He has never begged anyone for funds or financial assistance. Efe keep up the good work. We all know what’s at play..

Don't mind them, anyone that is not showing off on social media is broke.
The truth is that most of them showing off na borrow pose.

YorubaKinging:
the end is near

while you're all being distracted by the Pandora scandal which is of no consequence to the corrupt individuals involved

the new world order us taking shape

vaccines is gradually becoming a norm

certificate of vaccination is being linked to your NIN

and the king of the north is positioning himself to take over many countries

and he's coming to the holy Land

he took a picture with your Lagos danfo to show you he loves you

he's controlling your richest men like Messengers

he's meeting with obasanjo today, and the youths of Africa on Friday

he will call himself your Savior

the end is near

Oga na who be that guy and how did you come to this conclusion.