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Okocha, that is one Nigerian who brought Joy to me, to be sincere.

Do you know it was just few minutes ago when I was taking my blunt with a few Puffs, that I realized that anytime we say the Nigerian Pledge we are taking an Oath or renewing it. And I hate everything about this country, everyday I break the Oath without even knowing, and I always say the pledge when I was in Nursery, Primary and secondary Schools. No wonder they told us to place our right hand on our left chest (the heart), this country has been scamming us frombyhe onset.

In terms of wickedness na woman get am. Na the reason wey make Satan met eve instead of Adam.
Apart from your mother and sisters every other woman should only be fu*ked and left for another one. Women are pure evil, you shouldn't even befriend them, Just fu*ck and move to the next one. No woman no cry... As you flee from the Devil, also make sure you flee from his demons (Women).

Rastaramsey:
Damn niggarr
If Na me enh, he go throwey am overboard without any traces...... Everything nah strategy, Dem no suppose confront am... they for run am coldly and leave no traces like those 50 cent

Beast your soul

All barca fans should tell themselves the truth, it was Messi who destroyed Barca, how can a player tell the club which manager must be sacked or brought in, which player should be bought or sold. If PSG gives Messi half of that power all their players will leave like Mbappe wants to.

Bro I love this idea because, it will help economically during this harsh Buhari economy, also these days that we no longer think of exercises, it will help burn those extra fat an keep fit, reduce the emission of green house gases and other benefits.

Bro after I took puff outta my blunt.. my eyes was open to see the kind of discomfort it will cause.
Mehn, just imagine the kind thick sweat that will be coming out of your body, you will be restless the whole day.. if your office no get a.c na die be that one. The climate condition of the west and Europe is different from the Sahara region, the sun here na die, who else noticed the sun became hotter when Buhari took over.
I no ride bicycle abeg

blamingthedevil:
Congratulations Nigeria

Great job President Buhari

God Bless Federal Republic of Nigeria


We can see the results of good money spent... unlike corrupt, terrorist PDP that looted the destiny of Nigeria.

It is only IPOB TALIBAN that will remain in that useless party by 2023.

Look at the rubbish they are buying at inflated price and you are hear cheering them... are you a paid agent or an aboki or maybe you no get sense?
Na question I ask

ihatebuhari:
Lol I actually saw the Billboard three days ago when I passed by so so funny

A think you never take your drugs?

DoggoneDogg:
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Physics, the real physics not this trash in Nigerian syllabus, is the most difficult subject in the world.


Rocket science, quantum, theoretical & particle physics are physics.

Tell him. He knows nothing, na him type dey copy pass for exam. You see physics and chemistry are very difficult courses , check their admission list and after 4 years check their graduation list. I had to cram more than 50 formulas in my physics year1 exam, whereas maths was just straightforward.

I thought yorubas were the betrayers in southern Nigeria until, the Freedom fighter MNK was caught and yesterday only one eastern governor was present in the southern Governors meeting... the same Igbos are the ones who called EFCC on their brothers. Look at Joe igbokwe in Lagos. Lookout Hope Uzodinma of Imo, look at one of the best performing Governors Dave Umahi until He jumped ship and He became opposite of what He was. Igbos are their worst enemy.

From what I just read.. America would have been in ashes if they had any confrontation with China.. imagine a General betraying His President. This people brought politics into military affairs. If na Putin this General try this rubbish with, He would have been six feet already or would be afraid to pick soap.
Big sam is not what He used to be.

Sleepy Joe... In searching for a solution America found Sleepy Joe. Buhari dey learn where this man dey. But US no be Naija even him party members go turn against am when him yansh open, Democrats are not as docile as those APC miscreants who have vowed never to have sense like the Vulture griller who is battling out with Helinues, Monogamy and Seunmsg for the no1 resident zombie of nairaland.

The end is now.
Any moment from now, e go happen. May God help us.

Is GEJ a Politician ?
The answer is No.
He will not join APC because He is not a politician.. for those who doubt, go back and Research how He got to power.. Goodluck is not even interested in the politics of his senatorial district.

In as much as we SAYNOTOCULTISM we also need to be careful in this last months of the year and always be security conscious. The devil and some blood suckers will want to do their worst but we on our part should do our best.

You should never meet a stranger in an unknown environment and when moving out you should let at least one person know where you are going to.

Do not keep fuel or any flammable substances outdoors, because if robbers can't get into your house because it's locked, they may as well use fire to force you out of your house.

Always learn to have airtime on your phone, because you won't know if your next call will be a life saver.

During the festive period avoid certain colours that my lead you to harm. My first gang fight was on Christmas day because of white shirt, it escalated to the point we had to mount road blocks on a federal road to bring out rivals and beat or maim them, I was just 17.

Cult slangs are becoming popular and you may be greeted by a stranger with one of those slangs, best advice is act like you don't understand what He said even if you do.

When you hear the cry of a baby very late at night and you are indoors, you are adviced not to open your door because it may be armed robbers.

If you hear a girl screaming in a lonely, you are adviced to seek for help and not to go alone.

Always take note of passengers before entering any public vehicle and be conscious and alert when the driver seek to take unfamiliar routes.

There is a reason why they call those outside lights " Security light" always make sure they are on.

It is better to walk out of a fight than to be in a fight because both victor and vanquished will not go back thesame after the fight.

Avoid collecting things from people without you knowing what is really inside the package that you want to help deliver.

When in a robbery situation, it is better to obey your oppressors than forming commando when you are out numbered.

Avoid suspicious places ( some bars, some viewing centres and even some bet shops) and gathering because police go soon up their hustle for the season.

Do not buy used stuffs especially phones.. you may be accused for something you don't know about, maybe : armed robbery, kidnap or even murder and you will spend money to get out of it.

There is no short cut to success, even if you are enjoying the mirage today, tomorrow nature will balance things. So be contented with what you have because Greed can lead you to a very dark place.

Any business transaction that is too good to be true is fake..

Finally : Do not join a cult .

Modified:

Please someone should let Access Bank know that their USSD code banking system is too porous.
If your phone is stolen and the thief knows your date of birth and account number, He/she will be able to access your money.

Na wa.
But people can be so daft in this modern age.. look at the stupid reason that made them kill the boy. The funniest is " him being responsible for his half sibling's poor academic performance " lol. I remember when one overzealous aunt who says she sees vision came and told my parents that she saw someone from my class rubbing my head and anytime He does this He collects my brain . Na so I go school the next dat go fight this innocent boy, yes one of the most stupid things I have done. It was mum who told me that I play too much and limited my play time which reflected positively in my academics.. those parents deserve to be hanged.

Na you dey the picture?
Look like somebody wey dey fear life .
If your story is true, wetin be the name of your secret society?

Have they stopped mocking us?
They have seen this time the south is serious.

Igbo man!!!
An Igbo man will always make use of Holis time properly... they have found another way to make stay at home gun and not boring..
Thos IPOB just take still dey tell the Igbo man say " make them rest small, no be only hustle dey this life..
You go see as other areas go follow suit.. especially on Thursday when Buhari goes to Owerri.

Most of these criminal gangs don't even use mobile networks. They use Satellite phones which can hardly be traced. The shutting down of network is good and bad. The bandits are billionaires now and can decide to use radio or satellite phones. Also how do victims call for help when being attacked?
[quote author=kingthreat post=105565594]How did he handle the Niger Delta crisis? He was lucky to have only that as his major constant headache.

Funny enough, the Niger Delta crisis was not ended by OBJ. It was resolved by another fulani man a Katsina man for that Matter and a direct opposite to the Dullard we have in Aso rock.

Every state should create a good business environment for investors.. you cannot ban beer and other alcoholic beverages in your state and want to collect proceeds of the same beverages from other states.. wike should give them hot. Sanwo-olu is disappointing me, apart from his handling of Lekki Massacre the guy dey try..
No more monkey dey work baboon dey chop..
Thunder fire any Parasite wey no want allow us progress.

NaijaDonCast:
The Media and some personalities always trying to wear Ronaldo the mascot of arrogance and stripped him off his hero status and rub him with the oil of villainy

You said it all if to say naijanevercast I for ask of your location make I run you some bottles one of these days.

Is Kano no longer a muslim state?
I thought Hisbah and Islam forbids fighting against superior authority.. they shouldn't come here to complain when they start picking them up..

Nice one... this what they voted for. It is there own dividends of democracy..

Putin in turn responded by saying: "Of course, thank you for the correction."

"This is not arrogance at all," Peskov told reporters, according to the agency Tass, "We are convinced that no one will expel a child, especially such a talented and knowledgeable one."
"We hope that the child will not face any criticism from the school director," Peskov said, adding that Putin considered the address to the students as a "dialogue" and that as a stickler for facts himself, would often correct others.


If na one lifeless Mannequin for Aso rock them for done shoot the boy for trespassing and correcting the Dullard.. it shows Buhari is evil, the boy's parents would be in DSS custody right now.

Iyaebe:
First step to finding solutions to a problem is knowing the source which is why I'm seeking suggestions and opinions here and he spends even more than 4hours at times.He does not live permanently with us,his parents are career people and not always at home so they don't know him with this habit, it was while making sure he eats his meals at the appropriate time that I discovered this habit else we'd have thought he's just Introverted or surfing the net.Sometimes I only get to see him around 8-10am till 4pm when he'll want to take some walk.

What if I tell you that you've failed your cousin.
O.P your bro doesn't masturbate nor smoke... masturbation can not lead to leg cancer except your bro is the first. What is your relationship with your cousin, is it a close one or just like that. I think you are not close to him if not you would have jokingly ask him his mission in the bathroom. What if you only noticed his presence in the bathroom whenever you prepare meals because that is the only discussion you have with " your food is at the dining ".
What if He goes to the bathroom to weep due to the pains He is going through because He cannot talk to anyone. He just go where He feels no one can hear him cry and when you approach him, you ask why He is in the bathroom but His body is not wet.. Depression is real.. your cousin may have found out about his cancer before He even went to the Hospital. Yes it is possible these days because when most people get into some situations they just go to the internet and check if they can get answers and He may just be enduring those pains praying that it should not be cancer. When you are in a family and you find out one of you is becoming reserved and always want to be on his own, try talk to that person because it is a sign of depression. I have been there too. Before you know it the devil will start planting the seed of suicide in that person. O.P you are a woman and you are going to be a mother if you are not at this moment, please learn to know all your children and be so close to them that they can confide in you without you being judgemental.. my mum of blessed memory was very good at that. I never tell lies to her, whenever she hears something she doesn't like about me, there is a way she ask me about it and I will just tell her the truth, then she will advice me and give me examples of where the path am heading to will lead me. What I want you to do is to rally round your cousin. Never let him be alone. You are family not friends, good or bad you are tied for life to him.

Iyaebe:
My cousin brother of about 19years of age came for a visit in our house and each time it's time for his meal he'd be no where to be found within the house. This habit was a constant thing that I became too curious to know what he's up to.

So I started following every of his moves only to discover that he spends minimum of 4hours in the bathroom and this is not a case of him taking his bath, he'd later come out when he's done and there will be no signs of him taking bath.

I questioned him and he completely deny it, i always tiptoed to his room and put my ears on the bathroom door so as to pick one or two things but all to no avail and he left back for their house after spending some time with us.

Now the mom called yesterday that he was suddenly brought home from his school few moths back due to severe leg pain around his knees,the leg has swollen so much and he has been in the hospital where different tests were carried out and he was diagnosed of leg cancer and they have resulted to amputation which would be carried out any time soon, this came as a shock to everyone because there's no history of cancer in the family.

My curiosity is could he be into something which must have led to that? What manner of habits would make him hide and spend so much time in the bathroom (remember he's not taking his bath)? He has refused to own up or talk about this bathroom issues and his parents don't even know about it till I brought it up.

Please your suggestions and advise are needed.

O.P you are exaggerating the time.. do you really know what 4hrs mean.. you prepare meal by 12 noon and He enters the bathroom that time only to come out by 4pm then you did not break the door thinking He is dead... when I was in school school I used to spend long time in the toilet. My roommate will just tell me " Oboy no carry that your phone enter toilet before you dey there till tomorrow. I was addicted to chess game and whenever I enter the toilet I will make sure I win a game or 2.. my roommate later git PSP emulator in his phone, when his own started I would be wondering if He wants to win champions league before coming out.
Your bro needs your support, care and encouragement at this point in time.. O.P na leg your bro want loose o... if na my brother wey this kind thing want happen to I for dey very sad. I for no even reason wetin cause the cancer na to know if thoroughly he has cancer or if there is another option than amputation, not finding out what He does privately .

"Never be friends with a LIAR or A THIEF..
Buhari as we know has both qualities, therefore He is an enemy"
The above theory has now been unanimously agreed by all well meaning Nigerians and it is now a Law.

Even Jesus Christ protected himself with 12 rugged men during His time. He wasn't waiting for God to come from Heaven to protect Him.[/quote]Oga disembark from this jonzing cappings, before you regret. Who told you Jesus needed mortals for protection?
That is blasphemy and you would have been burnt if our God is not a merciful God. Do not joke with the name of Jesus christ lest he send someone to do Justice on you on earth before you meet him face to face.

Nigeria don spoil even before my papa know my mama.. I know the plans of God is not for me to be in Nigeria, but that overzealous Angel that posted me to Nigeria caused all these. The kind fight me and that Angel go fight when I go heaven, e go be like Armageddon.

GeneralPula:
Overhype, nah hin una go use kill wizkid carrier..

Person never win any Grammy, una don dey misyarn..

People wey don collect Grammy multiple times self no dey misyarn..

Dababy just recorded a song with Davido, not yet released tho. Can’t speak of Burna boy, but you see davido, his a gallant man on his own..

Wizkid isn’t better than davido in anything, aside from maybe voice..

But if wizkid has a better voice than Davido. It means He is better than Davido, abi no be voice them dey use sing?..
When Davido dropped a better time album the publicity was so much that everyone was feeling the vibes. Wizkid dropped His made in lagos album but the hype and publicity wasn't that much.. I listened to the 2 albums and told a friend Wizkids songs would last longer than Davidos song.. today na only Davido fans dey listen to FEM.. learn one thing from wizkid " do not blow your trumpet" just let your talent do the Job.. to be sincere ESSENCE can stand toe to toe with any track in the world this year.. the vibes no be here.

What a transfer window... But Atletico should have know this deal is a bad one.. taking griezmann on loan will be making Barca stronger and they, weaker.. taking Griezmann on loan will be removing a huge burden from one of your biggest rival.