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Funny enough, state roads in both states are in good shape n well tarred. Thats why cars don't even ply the major express anymore its now deserted.

Nice..
I use the teachings of 2pet 1:5-7 when it comes to loving my neighbours, wondering why it isn't included.

Penny wise pound foolish..
How much will be gotten from this?? You save 200m n ur cohorts loot 2billion, whos fooling who

Ebayray:
No naw .
1000% human.

So how come the inner thighs, core n lips don't work for yer?

Speechless

Ebayray:
Op o, I am an exception to all that.

U ain't a robot are u?

DesChyko:
Watch how men around cringe when a guy gets one in the balls..

In secondary school then, this guy wanted to stroke a tennis ball, unfortunately, rammed his balls into the edge of the table. Dude dropped to the floor squirming like an earthworm.

You needed to see the faces of the guys around including mine. Some guys were actually clutching their balls because they feel his pain. Some crooked their legs; others were cooing.. Mehn.. We felt it..

Who else can relate to mistakenly running a jeans zip over the soft tip of your pen¡s? Anyone?

I tell u man.. When it happens to ur fellow guy, the agony somehow gets to you, like really gets to u.

As for the zip thing? Damn, I'll neva forget that day n I'll neva make such mistake again

ellacute45:
As in ehh

I miss that meal...Gosh

You on point girl.
You berra go look for it.

Funjosh:
Try beans and feel the beauty of nature

Lol wtf?

Beans nd ripe plantain.. Come on! Bomb meal

Buhari blamers association.. BBA

Sugarhugs:
Hahahaha, this made me laugh so hard, I'm still wondering o, honestly, but I guessed laveda dissed me and them Boyz didn't find it funny and the battle royal started

Lol, for ur mind

Cool..
Saw this yesterday, had to screen grab it. Seeing my tailor soon

Sugarhugs:
What did I do sir?

Your thread engendered n provoked so much so hate.. Are we missing something u did?

nurey:
Oga gazzuzz sef don book spacer abi. OK kontunu.

Wetin concern me with fuel economy, there is no joy greater than been in a Car with a W12 engine, with a free HIGHWAY, DOING 320km/h and your tachometer leaning towards 8,almost close to the red zone And the dubai cops a tiny dot in your rear view mirror.

The tales of a rogue street racer

Too much need for speed most wanted

I hope Pdp defends this beyond reasonable doubt not just preponderances n probability of evidence.
It looks like a lost cause already.

Sugarhugs what have you done

MizMyColi:
Waow.

Ambassador? That one heavy o.
Lol

I just do what I do for the Love basically.
I'm also opportune to use their device when it gets released cos my pals feel I can write and express myself really well.

Hehehehehehe.
Which device did you go for?

Jokes apart, those guys are improving daily.

My boss once had a bad experience with a Tecno device of old. I have too.
Since then if you mention Tecno, the kind of side eye you will receive ehn.

I used the Camon C9 briefly and his wife came around one day and handled the device, I showed her some little little features I liked about the device, I was surprised when she called Slot to bring one for her. She even instructed our receptionist to make sure I check it out before paying the delivery guy.

Few weeks later, I saw my boss using the W3.
And I'm like

Then last week or so, he sent me to go and buy a Lenovo tablet for him.

I'm like the only very Tech savvy person in my office and he knew I could be trusted not to bloat the price.

I searched for that specific Lenovo Tab ehn.
I trekked no be small that day.
After I felt really exhausted, I called him and told him I couldn't find one and he told me to by him a tecno tab

I was like....huh!? I didn't say that to his hearing o
I went into 3c hub and I could see people checking out the just released Phantom6plus.

I felt this measure of pride that somehow my actions and inactions were getting folks to become Tecno converts. It felt really satisfying.

I got him a Droipad 8D, Paid and Left.

I told him the original price I bought it, but I made sure to deduct enough money to cover my stress that day before paying back the change to his account.

Oops
Hope I didn't bore you o.
I just felt like journaling.
I might refer to this someday when I decide to apply for one big position at Tecno and they ask me...."Madam, why should we employ you?"

W4 ws eye catchy at a low price, unfortunately I'm a Windows phone guy n went for lumia 650.

Really u made ur boss n his wife use the 'dreaded' fone?
I like this passion, u don't have to be a celeb to become an ambassador. You can convert this to something profitable on social media like YouTube wt subscribers . Tecno will come looking for you.
I'll gladly serve as a referee on ur cv

Honestly not easy to bliv

MizMyColi:
I got close peeps who do. I hope to Join someday if there is a vacancy that fits my skill set.

You seem like an ambassador already.

I remember few months back, while at the mall, I was faced with making a choice. I quickly googled the w4. The only credible review I could see was urs
Didn't buy it tho, went for something else

firstking01:
Smh, i dnt even know what to term this op…so, the profile space is for what in the first place??, to advertise cocoyam i guess??, berra goan get a job.

That cracked me up

Smh.. People get time

Hmm this one is strong.

Ebayray:
Yeah, it is
Rexy dear, I just didn't feel like coming on nairaland for a while....

But I'm back!!!

Sounds right.. Welcome

MizMyColi:
Phantom 6 plus is bomber than M6 plus
Oops

You work with tecno or somtn?

Ebayray:
Me too

Aww, really? That's cool
Where have you been?

JixNation:
Lmao

Baba ohilistic

Personally I think green is somewhat a bad omen wen it comes to national flags. Blue on the other hand is a good one.
Most 3rd world countries have green flags n developed ones bask in blue, my fav color .

You definitely gonna have the container walls insulated.
OP u didn't show anything on wiring, fixtures n plumbing works