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smadav:
God's willing I will, it's a gradual process, I will definitely put the advice I get here into use.

That's the spirit!

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I can't be possesed God foebide

Then prove yourself wrong by acting like a normal person.

It's a challenge!
Can you?

Guy, this one too strong oo!

However, in my humble opinion, you're psychologically not balanced.

Spiritually: I think you're possessed by a strong entitiy!




















What do I know?

kennypoka2:
Is it possible she's playing with you

If na play, then I really don't know what she intends to achieve.
Besides, it's an expensive joke!
Who would really wanna play with such?
It just doesn't make sense!

Her (a barrister):"I will sue you, I will sue you"
Me: "this toto go kill me oo"

Very funny afterwards...

kelvinrhs:
You copied and pasted this

Oh really?
Tell me about it.

khiaa:
You'll enjoy it, trust me, you'll beg for more when I'm exhausted.

*covers face and hands over the rope to Khiaa*

I already feel like a sacrificial lamb about to be slaughtered.











Please be gentle!

Ok, I don't know if this is weird enough, but here it goes.
A girl in her early 20's approached me one evening/night, and we ended up having a chit chat and evening workout together.
Yeah, we both live in the same estate.

The weird part...

For some reason, she opened up to me how she was crowned in the river at the age of 10 in her dream.
She said she knows that she's possessed by a marine spirit, after so many incidents that have occured in her life from then till now.

My question...

Why would she choose to reveal such secrets to someone she met for the first time and on the same day?
She even told me that it's only her nom that knows about her spiritual challenges.

Why me?

Is there something in me that attracted her and made her open up to me?
She even went as far as saying that she felt relieved, after sharing her secrets with me, and also asked me not to be afraid of her or use the stories against her.

I'm really curious...






Did I mention...
She's a cutie too!

Where's the freaking horror?

khiaa:
Some women have multiple boyfriends and are just fine sexually. The explosion of the puna is ridiculous, how would you explain the prostitutes?

I say YES, The more the merrier.
Kingsteve read the rest.

My #1 husband who calls all the shots and the only husband I am submissive to.. ..Alezy

My #2 husband who satisfies all of my sexual fantasies like hanging him upside down six feet in the air and spanking his bottom...... Stevie/Kingsteve

My #3 husband who puts me in my place when I'm behaving badly and will save #2 husband from my torture......Bigcowhorn/Tweiker

More loading......

Different husbands have different responsibilities which is understood from the beginning. Yes I can handle them. I'm too much woman for one man. It would be selfish of me to deprive other men of having a great woman for a wife. A brilliant, sexy, loving woman like me is hard to find.

Hehe!
I don't know, I really don't know about the hanging fantasy.

Shakes my head in utter disbelief!

Just see wetin toto dey cause!
smh

khiaa:
You think I am important that's why you can't ignore me. My posts wouldn't get you all discombobulated if they weren't the truth.

What are you discombobulating?
Easy...

khiaa:
Some women have multiple boyfriends and are just fine sexually. The explosion of the puna is ridiculous, how would you explain the prostitutes?

I say YES, The more the merrier.

Ok, let's assume you're married to 2 sexually active men, with over-the-roof libido, equipped with cucumber-sized monster c0cks, riddled with thick veins so visible to the naked eyes.

Do you mean to tell me you can handle them both for the rest of your life?
Have you thought about how they'll both be knocking you up on a regular basis?
You'll get old, and wrinkle away faster than the speed of sound.

The vagina?
A complete write off!
It will be an eyesore, due to years of constant pummelling and battering!

Truth is, as a sexually active woman, it will be enjoyable in the short run, but laborious as time goes by.

khiaa:
What do you think kingsteve?

Hehe, you know what's coming, don't you?

Well, in my humble opinion, I think a woman having two husbands will be detrimental to her health, in the sense that, her vagina might just swell and explode one day, due to constant fuckery, wear and tear, and above all...unregulated childbirth!

This vagina explosion is referred to as 'otu/ikpu mgbawa' in Igbo language.
One can argue that women cheat and fvck a whole lot of men.
True!

However, being legitimately married to two men, and living under the same roof is neither a walk in the park, nor a piece of cake!







I dunno really!
Over to you Khiaa...

Beasts of burden

Buhari dodges another bullet!
Thinking: 'E be like say Bubu get 9 lives ooo'

What a coincidence!
Yesterday, during my evening daily workout routine in the estate, I was appproached by a girl who also stays in the same estate.

It was just a chit chat, before she decided to join me for the workout.
For some reason, she opened up to me wholeheartedly about how she was initiated into the marine kingdom at an early age.
She said it was in her dream that she was crowned.

So many things she told me, including how it's affecting her relationship with guys.
The guys just go incommunicado, while some go as far as blocking her.

She eventually said she felt a bit relieved telling someone about it...
Like, a burden is off her chest!

I tell you...these things exist!

Deepfeel:
Your hate for whites can be repulsive to someone else too, let the gentle man kingsteve breathe , should he change his taste ?

Onye ishi...
A n'am ekele ooo!

khiaa:
The deeper the hole the more you talk. There are things that you have said that really offended and repulsed me. If you care to know pm me and I will tell you.

ok then...
private talk it is!

khiaa:
You stand for everything I'm against. I'm not for you.

No more comment!
The more I talk, the deeper the hole...

khiaa:
I'm so disappointed in you. I'm done.

There we go again...
We're just airing our opinions.
Please, don't take these things personally.

Maybe I'd avoid these type of discussions from henceforth.

funmisticqueen2:
I have witnessed a little first-hand

I understand what you mean, but even at that, your little experience doesn't justify the stereotype.
I still refuse to believe that all or most African Americans are bitter and aggressive.

khiaa:
Arab, Brazilian, and Latinas can come in different races and colors so you do not make any sense here. Spanish girls are white. So you judge a woman's beauty on the silkiness of her hair? Yah made his people with curly and coarse hair and according to your list that's unacceptable.

Silky hair is just one of the many factors I listed.
Of course, women with curly and coarse hair are also beautiful, but remeber, we're talking about the MOST beautiful here.

For one to be the best, he/she must possess some rare features which sets them apart from the chasing pack.
Don't you think?

funmisticqueen2:
With media conditioning of white,light, bright as the standard of beauty, it is truly hard for beauty to be in the eye of the beholder.

It is what it is. Even black women would marry white, but because black men guilt them to stay in the black race, as brooding mares for their sons.

If I was an African American woman, I would date every single other men, African, carribean, Latina, Chinese, Indian, white, except for African American men.

Besides the whites are more open to life, African Americans to me, seem closed off and bitter.

That's how the media/Hollywood have potrayed most African American women/men to be.

I can't really say if it's stereotypical or not.
I think it's best to witness it first hand, before jumping to conclusions.

khiaa:
You agreed that Arab girls are the most beautiful so how are you any different?

Most Arab girls are exotically beautiful, truth be told.
Brazilians and Latinas too...
Spanish too...

I think it's a personal opinion.
Remember, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder.

Having said that, it doesn't take away the beauty of other races in the world.
There are so many gorgeous women all over the world, but when we try to argue about the most beautiful, then other factors will be considered.

Some of these factors include how sharp their features are.
Eyes
The nose
Eyebrows
Eyelashes
Complexion
Silky hair
General body shape.

When you put all these factors together, I think, in my humble opinion, that most Arabs are up there.