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RomanceRe: ... by Kingsteve(m): 4:16pm On Apr 08, 2020
NevetsIbot:
All the Steve's I know are crazy sexual people.


I know cos I'm Steve too


Bleep
That's my guy...

RomanceRe: Your Son Introduced This Lady To You As His Fiancee – Reply As A Father by Kingsteve(m): 4:01pm On Apr 08, 2020
Bigcowhorn:
Lol

If you like editing a million times I will update cheesy
Sick old man.
RomanceRe: Your Son Introduced This Lady To You As His Fiancee – Reply As A Father by Kingsteve(m): 2:20pm On Apr 08, 2020
Son: Daddy meet the love of my life. She's the one!
Me:





















.

RomanceRe: ... by Kingsteve(m): 2:03pm On Apr 08, 2020
Eastornprince:
@Descorts
I strongly suggest you listen to this guy if you want to snatch a woman from another man successfully
He's so good that he's now into snatching rich married women, particularly the pregnant ones

But alas! No man is perfect.
He goofed with a certain Caselinda
And she made his dick photos go viral

You should have seen the short yellow dwarf of a dick
Just like I swooped in like an Eagle, and snatched your dream girl right in front of you, and like a chicken you are, you couldn't do jack sh!t...not even a sneeze, right?
Hehe...

RomanceRe: ... by Kingsteve(m): 1:53pm On Apr 08, 2020
Descorts:
that's another problem. She doesn't allow me give her head embarassed
We do every other thing except sex and oral. And I'm frustrated about it. Even if no head atleast make I fvck
Hehe...
I'm afraid, she's steps ahead of your moves.
If she won't allow you to give her head, na em be say you go wait till she eventually decides to allow you, or you keep trying...

You win some, you lose some.
grin
RomanceRe: ... by Kingsteve(m): 1:13pm On Apr 08, 2020
Descorts:
There's this girl I know.. she beautiful, sexy and smart and she likes me. But she has a boyfriend sha. we have a very good chemistry like we can be together for like 7 hours dey talk and play and we won't get bored of each other. though even as we are just friends she let me grab her ass and touch her sensitive areas.. but the problem is whenever we are together alone(before coronavirus came around) and we get h.orny she'll let me take off her clothes and her undies, she'll let me finger her, slap and grab her bare ass as I like and she will get wet but whenever I wan chook prick she will just tighten her legs no matter how I try she wont let me penetrate even though she's heavily wet (and I get big gbola). then I will have no option than to fvck her inner thighs (make I for cum) and its frustrating.
This has happened several times and I really wan fvck this girl cuz she don use me catch cruise many times.
I don't spend on her... i have known her since November 2018 till now. And na only like 1k I have spent on her.

i know there are guys with game here in romance section, pls how do I make her agree to let me penetrate? (after corona is gone)
Weep no more me brethren.
Your problems are all but over...

Now listen up!
When next you find yourself in such a steamy situation with her, just bury your head in between her thighs and lick that clit real good.

Don't forget to stick in a finger or two while you're licking away like a dog!
Must be done simultaneously for maximum effect!

I swear, if she no let you do.
Come back and report, I will cease to exist on NL.
I will deactivate!

Now go forth, and lick that pussy, so you can enter the kingdom of her wet cunt!
tongue
RomanceRe: Ladies Scatters Internet With Camel Toe Challenge (top Photos) by Kingsteve(m): 11:29am On Apr 08, 2020
Lekwenu ikpu oooo!
Choi...
grin
Poems For ReviewRe: Crying Kid by Kingsteve(m): 11:25am On Apr 08, 2020
Bigcowhorn:
Nice



Hey, Britboy!

Come and take a look at this here poem
I know, I know, you love poems that's why I'm here
Right on the front page of a thread i don't care for
You really need to show face on NL and stop ghosting


Kingsteve aka Britboy report!
It's a new day, I say report!!!


grin





Op, again, nice work!
I'm here Bigcow...
How may I be of help?
RomanceRe: Share Your Weird Or Strange Experience With A Girl by Kingsteve(m): 7:17am On Apr 08, 2020
888com:
Chaiiiiiiiiiii!
I greet you Bro!

RomanceRe: If This Is Her First Meal For You, Will You Marry Her? (photo) by Kingsteve(m): 9:11pm On Apr 07, 2020
Preciousgirl:
Will you marry her still?
You have dated her for a month and she invites you over for a meal, and she serves you this....

RomanceRe: Curvy Lady Nurse Slaps Corona Virus Male Patient On Sickbed For Touching Her Bum by Kingsteve(m): 2:52pm On Apr 07, 2020
A dying patient.
He knows this might be the last bum bum he gets to rub before his departure.

Chai...men and nyash!
Who do us this thing?
RomanceRe: Sex Master ? My Mysterious Sex Experience by Kingsteve(m): 10:18am On Apr 05, 2020
Dreyton36:
If you never Bleep deaf and dumb ___make you they hear be be be be be be be be
Then u never start
Deaf and dumb kwa?
Abeg, how was the experience?
Narrate.
grin
RomanceRe: Does This Situation Have Any Spiritual Meaning by Kingsteve(m): 9:44am On Apr 05, 2020
Sh!t happens...
That's all I can say.
Car TalkRe: What Is The Highest Speed You Have Ever Hit While Driving Or Riding? by Kingsteve(m): 9:28am On Apr 05, 2020
Circa 2015.
160km/h on Lokoja-Abuja motorway, on my way to the East.
Infiniti M35 V6 Engine.

Circa 2019
In the wee hours of the morning, when the road was free and inviting.
180km/h along kubwa expressway in Abuja.
Pure adrenaline pumping experience.
Still the same infiniti M35 Beast!

Not trying that shi again.
Life has no duplicate!
RomanceRe: Six Ways To Keep A Woman! by Kingsteve(m): 9:16am On Apr 05, 2020
Aroone:
your reasons?

Cos i know, most naija gurls will still want you to spend heavily on them..
Unfortunately, this isn't for most Naija girls.
The average Naija girl is more interested in what she gets than what she gives in a relationship.
There are exceptions though...
RomanceRe: Six Ways To Keep A Woman! by Kingsteve(m): 8:39am On Apr 05, 2020
Yeah...kinda.
tongue
RomanceRe: “Lesbianism Is A Bae, You Won’t Regret It” – Nigerian Lesbian Boldly Preaches by Kingsteve(m): 8:33am On Apr 05, 2020
Las las, dem go still chop better pr!ck.
RomanceRe: Can You Marry A Girl That Can Cook So Well But Has Character Flaws? by Kingsteve(m): 8:26am On Apr 05, 2020
Good food...
Good sex and beautiful face all means nothing, if her attitude sucks!
It's a deal breaker!
RomanceRe: Why Women Tend To Hate Each Other? by Kingsteve(m): 11:23pm On Apr 04, 2020
Bigcowhorn:
No, no come back and confess
I have so many questions

Why did you dick look twisted in the pix
She said it was smelling like a dead rat... what did she mean?


How does the whole married woman scam work sef?

Anyway, its nice you admitted it at last.
The load is off you chest now


Nice!!!
*yawns*










Is that all?
RomanceRe: Why Women Tend To Hate Each Other? by Kingsteve(m): 11:17pm On Apr 04, 2020
Bigcowhorn:
Lol

How many dick photos did you send caselinda that made her expose you?
Very tired....
mtcheeew!
RomanceRe: Why Women Tend To Hate Each Other? by Kingsteve(m): 11:12pm On Apr 04, 2020
Bigcowhorn:
Sorry, there's no short and simple way to describe you
Even Borrow Pose no do

I need a world or phrase to portray your tendency to send your nudes to wealthy married woman
That's more like it...short and simple, not blabbing like someone who has d!ck stuck in his mouth.
grin
RomanceRe: Why Women Tend To Hate Each Other? by Kingsteve(m): 11:02pm On Apr 04, 2020
Bigcowhorn:
I find it really amusing how you adjust your life to fix every flaw i point out except one.

That pride that propels you to live a fake life of wealth.!!!


1. I caught you posting photos of cars on Goggle as yours and you promptly upgraded to a physical model that had you posing closer to the door

2. I point out that your second T shirt, with it's loose neckline, indicates you can't afford that car and you change profile photo entirely

3. When a day ago, after your blabbing about me walking on think Ice I pointed out that you were kissing my ass all the way as you performed amebo duties while I was commenting normally... what do you do?

You promptly took a break for a day then returned and... wait for it... started commenting normally too.!


Lol, you are more interesting that satellite TV
At least i control you

cheesy
I can't hear you.
You're blabbing.
Keep it short and simple...trust me, I couldn't be bothered to read all that jargon.


Short and simple!
RomanceRe: Why Women Tend To Hate Each Other? by Kingsteve(m): 10:37pm On Apr 04, 2020
Tweiker:
Can't wait.
But rest assured KingSteve will be the priority

We got big plans for you guy

grin
Just like I temporarily took down Tweiker Easterprince and Eastornprince right?
Hehe....

Bring on your legion of clownish psychopaths.
I've got you all on lockdown.








My favourite play things.

HealthRe: FACT-CHECK: Is Coronavirus Caused By 5G Technology? by Kingsteve(m): 10:01pm On Apr 04, 2020
There's no correlation between 5G NR technology and viral diseases.
If anything...the radiation will cause cancer!
RomanceRe: Why Women Tend To Hate Each Other? by Kingsteve(m): 9:12pm On Apr 04, 2020
Bigcowhorn:
Lol

@KingSteve your pal is here!
Ain't you excited?

I'm working hard to introduce you to another guy
Anchor111

My best friend.
He's based in Germany
Comes online like once in year or 2

He's not picking his calls for now
They have a serious knockdown there or something
Hope he's fine

You'll like him
I would really like to see his response to your borrowed Infinity jeep


cheesy
Britboy says hi...









He's still busy, but he'll be on his way soon!
grin

RomanceRe: My Girlfriend's Vagina Smells. Help! by Kingsteve(m): 6:52pm On Apr 04, 2020
Francis96:
Thanks so much guys.
I have already told her but she denied having any infection. I am confused right now.
Of course, she will deny having any infection or knowledge of the smelly pussy, like I predicted, but
you have to be very blunt with her.

Tell her the odour emanating from there is affecting your sex life with her, and that if she doesn't get it sorted out, that it might also affect the relationship with her.

It's simple!
Smelly pussy is a mood killer.
Even to my worst enemy Bigcowhorn, I won't wish him a smelly pussy.

On a second thought...
Bigcowhorn...
smelly pussy kee you there!
grin
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend's Vagina Smells. Help! by Kingsteve(m): 2:08pm On Apr 04, 2020
OP, this is how you should tell her via whatsapp.

You: How you doing babe?
Your GF: I'm ok baby grin

You: Baby, you know I love you so much, but there's something that has been really bothering me, and I feel I should let you know.
GF: what's the problem baby, please tell me.

You: Ok, the problem is that anyime we're making love, it all starts so well and wonderful, then all of a sudden, I, I, I....
GF: you what?

You: I, I, I...your beautiful pussy starts smelling, sorry, I mean, there's this bad odour that comes out from it.

GF: But I haven't noticed it (she tries to cover up, even if she has noticed it)
You: I'm very serious baby, we should do something about it, it's really affecting our sex life.


There you go...
She won't feel too bad, but she'll def feel bad, it's inevitable!

Ladies, please take good care of that pussy.
Don't come online complaining that your bf doesn't lick it.
How can he, when it smells like a dead rat?
RomanceRe: Why Women Tend To Hate Each Other? by Kingsteve(m): 1:16pm On Apr 03, 2020
Bigcowhorn:




grin


Pls ooo
Don't kill me ooo
I'm allergic to relationship scammers

I'm also allergic to those who live fake rich lives
You're walking on thin ice.
Na just this small e remain make the ban complete.
RomanceRe: Why Women Tend To Hate Each Other? by Kingsteve(m): 12:57pm On Apr 03, 2020
[quote author=Bigcowhorn post=88042014][/quote]Your last mention has been wiped out on politics section.
Does that mean you've been sent on another lengthy ban?
hehe.
Eastornprince: banned
Easternprince: banned
Tweiker: banned
Bigcowhorn: awaiting confirmation of ban.

I warned you that NL has no place for chronic trolls like you, didn't I?
Feel free to register a new email, moniker and wasted energy, but let me not catch you.
I have your time!
cool
PoliticsRe: Wike Lifts Curfew On Parts Of Port Harcourt, Recalls Suspended Chairman by Kingsteve(m): 11:27am On Apr 03, 2020
Bigcowhorn:
I don't know what your problem is but I do know Nigeria's

Illiteracy and greed.

Remember the video of those warri boys beating up Task-force workers? How do you beat someone that came to save your life unless you are ignorant and stupid too.

Those boys need to to be caught and tried for attempt to commit mass-murder and cultism
4 out of every 5 boys in Warri is a cultist and those task force workers knew it, which is why they didn't retaliate as they were beaten by boys not up to 25 years of age

They should have been armed and warned to shoot at the sight of trouble.


Government says stay at home you no go gree
They say ok, go out and you are complaining

What do you want?
cool
RomanceRe: Why Women Tend To Hate Each Other? by Kingsteve(m): 10:18pm On Apr 02, 2020
grin

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