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Romance › Re: Wow! My Hair Is Almost Waist Length: My Secret Method by Kingsteve(m): 7:15am On Apr 27, 2020

Pictorial representation would have made your thread more engaging and convincing.
Not that I don't believe your story, but the least you could do, is to add some images.

I'm male, and a lover of hair too.

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Romance › Re: 7 Men You Must Avoid At All Cost by Kingsteve(m): 5:45pm On Apr 26, 2020

I see nothing wrong with being a sexual predator.
Not all sexual predators dump after conquering.

Truth is...
some women are too sweet, sexy and fine to be just dumped like that.
You just want more, and more and more, you end up being an addict! cheesy

Every man needs that bit of sexual predator in him to make the relationship exciting.

Most women hate boring and dull men in the other room.
Fantasise and bring it to reality...

I say YES to sexual predators!

Romance › Re: Chats From My Husband’s Phone by Kingsteve(m): 5:18pm On Apr 26, 2020

Hehe...
OP, your husband na confirm guy man.
See as em just dey flow dey go...
But I Hope he's not all mouth and no action.
grin

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Romance › Re: What Is The Pettiest Reason Why You Won't Date Someone by Kingsteve(m): 5:09pm On Apr 26, 2020

bonnyhope:
Aunty don pass 35 na

So she is scared of that number "40"

Romance › Re: My Girl Hate Video Call by Kingsteve(m): 8:58am On Apr 26, 2020

Masonkaycares:

You mean...

Romance › Re: What Is The Pettiest Reason Why You Won't Date Someone by Kingsteve(m): 11:05pm On Apr 25, 2020

It better be oily, slippery, watery...whatever, but just not dry.

That's all!
cool

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Food › Re: Long Cobra Killed At Our Backyard This Morning After Eating 6 Chicken Eggs by Kingsteve(m): 10:02pm On Apr 25, 2020

ignis:
How comes some eggs are intact ?

Does snake swallow what it cannot eat?

Yes!
Snakes are greedy modafvckers!
They swallow what they cannot eat and even more.

Greedy Pythons come to mind.

Romance › Re: Curvy Female Doctor Is Causing Confusion On Social Media (photos) by Kingsteve(m): 7:43am On Apr 25, 2020

You mean...
A hippo female doctor?
huh

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Romance › Re: Is It Right to Have S*x With A Psycho-friend? by Kingsteve(m): 7:32am On Apr 25, 2020

Op while you're sexing her, make sure she doesn't reach orgasm.
A normal female's reactions during orgasm is a bit weird.
Just imagine the orgasm of a psycho chick.

You could lose a vital organ....
grin

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Crime › Re: Policeman Kills Policewoman In Rivers State During lockdown Enforcement by Kingsteve(m): 5:31pm On Apr 24, 2020

Animals in police clothing.

Romance › Re: What Is The Pettiest Reason Why You Won't Date Someone by Kingsteve(m): 10:40am On Apr 24, 2020

Eulalia:
Not at all. Just that it was unnecessary.

Ok, no shaking!

Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Do White People Like To Travel by Kingsteve(m): 10:39am On Apr 24, 2020

khiaa:
It's 2:35 am, I'm sleepy, going to bed now. PM me. I'll holla later. Goodnite/morning.

Alright then.
Sleep right and tight!
wink

Romance › Re: What Is The Pettiest Reason Why You Won't Date Someone by Kingsteve(m): 10:38am On Apr 24, 2020

Eulalia:
Read the topic. it says "pettiest" things. So, how will that make YOUR sister join the "single and searching 40"? If you can't recognize the light mood/fun in a post, too bad. This post is just for fun and not meant to be taken seriously, ogar.

Everything, you guys will read meanings to it. Its too early, Please.

Na joke I dey joke too.
But e be like say that 40 yarns pain you small sha.
grin

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Romance › Re: What Is The Pettiest Reason Why You Won't Date Someone by Kingsteve(m): 10:21am On Apr 24, 2020

Eulalia:
A guy who cannot make me laugh to stupor.

On a more serious note, a man who cannot speak good English with perfect diction. Forgerrit.

Chai...
E be like say you wan join those 'Aunties' wey still dey single and searching @ 40?

Isorite!
Keep looking for Mr. Queen's English.
Nothing dey happen!
grin

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Do White People Like To Travel by Kingsteve(m): 10:11am On Apr 24, 2020

khiaa:
Sweet.

You know you're my girl for life, right?
Just one thing is amiss, which you have denied me of...
But I'm hopeful it will be revealed sooner rather than later.
Right?
wink

Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Do White People Like To Travel by Kingsteve(m): 10:03am On Apr 24, 2020

khiaa:
So who are you loving?

Remember...
I'm a walking bag of love!
Love finds me.

To answer your question directly, I'm loving you.

grin

Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Do White People Like To Travel by Kingsteve(m): 9:50am On Apr 24, 2020

khiaa:
So in other words **Yousa Hoe**

Naaah...
Not like that darling!

I'm not talking about fuckery!
I mean...pure undiluted love.
grin

Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Do White People Like To Travel by Kingsteve(m): 9:27am On Apr 24, 2020

khiaa:
No time for love?

Baby, I'm a walking bag of love.
Love finds me.
I exude love.
So basically, in everything I do, there's some traces of love.
grin

Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Do White People Like To Travel by Kingsteve(m): 9:07am On Apr 24, 2020

khiaa:
Boring as hell, but it keeps me busy and gets me through this lockdown. This is the start of a new day for you and I haven't gone to bed yet. What's your plans for the day?

No bloody plans.
But my daily routine which keeps me going:
Wake up!
Play some early morning football...passing drills, dribbling and keepy-uppy. (juggling the ball with my feet without letting it touch the ground)
Breakfast
Lunch
Evening/night workout (Jogging and brisk walks)
Dinner
Sleep
grin

Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Do White People Like To Travel by Kingsteve(m): 8:54am On Apr 24, 2020

khiaa:
I been working hard but I'm tired of working online I miss the interaction with my kids.

Yeah, working online isn't for everyone.
It can be tiring and boring.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Do White People Like To Travel by Kingsteve(m): 8:49am On Apr 24, 2020

khiaa:
How are you Mr. Lover man? Why do you let that COW call you her servant?

Hehe...
Engaging her would be a waste of my precious time.
Whatever makes her happy...none of my business!

How have you been though?
Brown Shuga!
wink

Health › Re: A Mysterious Blood-clotting Complication Is Killing Coronavirus Patients by Kingsteve(m): 8:05am On Apr 24, 2020

iSlayer2:
I read it all.

This disease shows traits of a lab developed biological weapon.

That's what it is...
A bio-warfare!

A lethal one.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Do White People Like To Travel by Kingsteve(m): 7:58am On Apr 24, 2020

khiaa:
. Exactly!! That's what I was trying to school that silly ass girl on. The legacy is inherited/generational wealth from the enslavement of Africans.

Yes New England still exists (Massachusetts, DC, Maryland, Virginia) to name a few.

Yes, polygamy is the norm amongst Mormons and I believe the age of consent and marriage is 14. There are 50 year old men marrying 14 year old girls.

Yes, they slaughtered my people (The Sioux) and stole their land, but they tried to do the same to the Seminoles but they joined forces with run away Africans and kicked their asses. Actually the Africans(my people) ran to the Seminole Nation for refuge, when the whites came to retrieve them they kicked ass. Today the Seminole and Africans still coexist and marry.

There were 3 wars with the Seminole Nation and the United States Army. The US spent over 20 million dollars fighting the Seminoles. The wars were between 1816 and 1858. The Seminoles (my people)were some bad mofo and as of today that part of US history isn't taught in American schools.

Now I understand better... undecided

Romance › Re: A Male Friend Stopped Talking To Me Because I Have A Boyfriend by Kingsteve(m): 11:22pm On Apr 23, 2020

There's a thin line between being the 'nice guy' and being the 'nice-bad guy'!
Joe isn't a 'nice-bad' guy.
He let his emotions get the better of him.

Back in the day, I was once in Joe's shoes.
I liked her so much with all my heart, but she was already in a relationship.
It hurt...yea!
But instead of losing out completely, I bid my time like a predator waiting to pounce on its prey in the dark.

And in the dark it happened! grin

She came around like a thief in the night, and like a predator in the dark... I pounced!
grin

Joe for chop instead of losing out completely!
He'll learn from this though.

Another lesson to be learned: if you're a guy, and have a girl as a friend, once you notice some greenlight, act fast!
There's always another sharper guy waiting to pounce!
cool

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Romance › Re: Woman With 2 Husbands Explains How She Enjoys Sex With Them [PHOTO] by Kingsteve(m): 7:24pm On Apr 23, 2020

khiaa:
LMAO You are so silly.

Romance › Re: Woman With 2 Husbands Explains How She Enjoys Sex With Them [PHOTO] by Kingsteve(m): 12:40pm On Apr 23, 2020

khiaa:
KingSteve, what do you think?

First of all...
Take a look at how she looks.
Too much d!cking has made her look haggard.

No one can cheat nature!
grin

Romance › Re: Have You Had Any Sexual Advances From A Lesbian Or Gay? by Kingsteve(m): 10:09am On Apr 21, 2020

khiaa:
She got what she deserved. I'm not homophobic but I hate the ones who try to force their lifestyle on to others like the COW and it's re.tarded lesbian crew.

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Romance › Re: Have You Had Any Sexual Advances From A Lesbian Or Gay? by Kingsteve(m): 9:55am On Apr 21, 2020

khiaa:
LMAO They wanted to rock your world.

Same as the lesbian who was mesmerized by your breasts. grin

Romance › Re: Have You Had Any Sexual Advances From A Lesbian Or Gay? by Kingsteve(m): 9:21am On Apr 21, 2020

khiaa:
Disrespectful drunk skank.

Had almost similar experience in a night club at Sheffield UK.
Two guys came up to me while I was seated, sipping on my drink, and busy targeting one nice bird to rock her bottom grin

These two white dudes started a drunken chit chat with me.
I wasn't interested, but was just smiling and nodding my head, so they could get the message and bug off!

But no...they wouldn't!
As I finally ignored them to focus on my target, one of them gently rubbed his hand on my chest.
That was it!
That made me to finally make a move on my target, just to let them know I ain't no f@ggot!

Crazy!

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Romance › Re: Have You Had Any Sexual Advances From A Lesbian Or Gay? by Kingsteve(m): 8:43am On Apr 21, 2020

khiaa:
I went to a night club with my
friends, I went to the ladies room and there was this white dyke who kept asking me questions like what size bra do I wear.

I kept ignoring her then she reached out to grab my breast and I grabbed her hand and started bending her fingers backwards.

She was screaming in intense pain and her face was red. I taught that carpet muncher a lesson that night.

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