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MasonKendall:
you are contradicting words. Koeman sold Suarez to Madrid. Aguero ran down his contract and refused contracts the red and blue team of London. It was his choice. Suarez on the other hand had no choice.

You dey follow who no know ball dey talk

BikeMan:
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Na the Frog Prince so

OKOATA:
See the stupid questions grown up people are asking, God knows if I am caught cheating with a married woman no man born on earth will video me and me asking m nonsense questions like this.

Na by mouth? shiooor see mumu talk o

Nostradamus1:
"I think Man United at the end of last season finished 30-odd points behind Liverpool. Liverpool are now behind us and they’ll have their excuses and reasons why but the cold facts are that we have gained that much ground on them that we’ve gone past them this season.


Rio Ferdinand on Manure Progress

Ferdinand my guy na mumu dey defend mediocrity o

You don shit for Church, oga you don mess up

SonOfAfonja:
Point of correction, head and shoulders above every striker in the world!

Na so

Topmaike007:
Barca go still chop next season if they allow Messi stay.. Because even your aguero will be looking for Messi to pass to so he could win pichichi again..

.you no wise

I dey hear Lukaku name anyhow, to quote the genie from Alladdin "dost mine ears deceive me"? No be the same Alhaji Jam body wey no get first touch? No be the same big for nothing striker wey no fit into plans? Plans wey involve Papa Theresa of the children and the crying fresh Prince from France

yanabasee1:
During my university days..... I rented an apartment off-campus and it was the usual face me I face you compound..... everyone shares the toilet and the bathroom

So I had this girl, she was very reserved and very pretty...had a light skin and was an introvert that will scatter the compound with sweet aroma from her room...


Sometimes like that, I returned from home and I decided not to go to school..It was in the afternoon and I never knew anyone was in the compound and I went to the bathroom to take my shower...I was just pulling down my trousers to hang them when I saw the door opened and she was staring down at my erected third leg. She closed the door speechless and was unable to say sorry. I didn't say anything either..

After I was done at the bathroom, I decided to leave for lectures or go to school to read or something...then she came and knock at my door... Ask her to come in and she did... She said she was sorry about what happened and I said it was fine..but that I have to see hers too... I was trying to be funny and she took it serious. But said, if I wanted a revenge that she will let me have it but only when she'd return from school.

Then that even passed, we couldn't see, after a week letter, she called me from her window and I turned to the backyard to see her.... She was naked... and my dick stood up immediately and I knew she noticed it...


Well, long story cut short.... we never had sex.. I wasn't possible... I failed myself.

You failed me as well

We for get this kin joy, like say Perez ESL bin fly?

Expert17:
Foden

Mount

TrebleChamp:
I have criticise Ole's horrible taktiks but never called him names until recently, he is a fraud and i realise it now. This is what i would be calling him henceforth, until he either resign or win the EPL (almost impossible though)....

Ole will shock all of you naysayers next season no worry

TrebleChamp:
This ya backyard shots no be here ooh

1. I'm only after the team's progress, you can go back and check after every disastrous performance, I am always the first to criticise the manager... The fact that I do not do it in the crass and uncouth way you lot do it, does not mean I'm stupid please.

2. Please we need to grow up, we all make mistakes, we've all been proven wrong one way or the other in the past please, know this and know peace.





But a few minutes later... Na rinse and repeat

CapitalCee:
You all thought Rudiger is a useless defender. You were mocking at Kante and thinking he is finished. Chilwell was looking like a flop, and chelsea was about finishing in midtable before Tuchel replaced Fat frank.
Luiz is calamity defender, Alonso is useless, Moses was a nobody, Pedro flopped in his first season, Matic was a bag of beans until Conte came and won the league with a team that finished 10th the previous season.

Doesnt it surprise you that Juventus were in the wildernesses and losing to Fulhams of this world in Europa until Conte came in and started the domination, lelt for Chelsea won the league at first attempt, went to Inter and stopped Juve domination. Allegri won Seria A with a washed up Milan Side, continued conte domination with Juve.
Apart from last season overflow of Juve power that Sarri won Seria A with Juve. Conte and Allegri were the only managers who have won seria A for the past 11 years.

I know this may surprise you, Benzema was almost binned as a flop until Mourinho came in 2010. If you like sign all the big players available without a proper manager, you are wasting your time

Well said my gee, well said

When dem wan attack you go beg, when dem wan call truce you go attack

Expert17:
Princess Alabi welcome back

What is all this

patrickmuf:
Hazard even posted that he is joining the European champions. It had nothing to do with money but the preference of Hazard...Chelsea winning the UCL ultimately pushed them ahead of us.

I think he wanted the No 10 Jersey too if memory serves me right, but ultimately I believe it was just a gag to not come to united, knowing fully well that 'Prince' Rooney could not be displaced as far as that shirt number was concerned

Our permutation and combination brothers are here again

Verily verily I hath saith unto ye all, that a time would come where those who had hitherto pledged allegiance with the Stockfish merchants of Norway, would rent their garments and embrace the truth... they will beat their chests and say unto themselves "are we not fools? Are we not children of suffering and hate? Are we not the bottom feeders begging for scraps?" Brethren, indeed that time is now

odizeey:
A mumu man!!!

Alabi don suffer for una hand

adebayo201:
A certain king is being dragged... My prayers are with you oh.

Hehehehe

Get 'Decade' Our educational system has failed us

GreaterFuture:
Do you guys do this thing to just troll others or what?
What is the whole point of this behaviour?

Tell him yes or no, simple YES or NO. He offered you 1M, a troll would offer you something that'll get on your nerves, patience is key. Happy sales bro

Built2last:
See what this guy highlighted

Add your own. Let's go

So that voice wey talk say "you call credit has been exhausted and your call terminated" na mumu too?