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WhoDeyHause:
Maybe na eye dey pain me cause of shayo but observation no be crime egbon.

You no lie baba, make that deadbeat do the 6th DNA test if he sure for am

WhoDeyHause:
The mother didn't try at all cause once the dna test comes out negative like the former ones we heard they did it will hit the girl harder throughout her life. The post doesn't even look typed without an adult's help. But if you look at the girl's pics closely on the front page one she resembles imade and his father a little. I'm not saying he's the father but that's what I observed

Happy New year Sports my guy


Eni to ba ta fele fele

👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾

Sportsweb:
let's see if he will get any scandal this year. There has been some changes. Since his marriage he de stay out of trouble

GloriousGbola:
Which one is the Luxury vehicle?

semid4lyfe:
Me wey I no fit afford ordinary 15k to cook pot of soup, where I wan take see 100k to dash? Biko, na joke I dey o.

You people are very unforgiving on this thread

semid4lyfe:
Lol. Coward

You are still smarting from all the beatdown I have given you for your jejune posts on this thread so every once in a while, you take potshots at me.

No worry, I go monetize am for you this time and make it worth your while.

If you can point out the exact post where I said a person or a group of persons should render their services for free to the country, I've got 100k for you

E be like say Balablu don make una skin full this season my brother tear me 500k this morning, now he's asking me between Lexus RX350 and Highlander which one better pass?

robosky02:
Imagine this kind of broad day light foul yet card was given to Bassey

Una don lose

Sportsweb:
Sorry for bothering you sir

BlueRayDick:
Awujale say na Wadai una come from in Sudan

No mind Oba SKA

BlueRayDick:
I was having this discussion with a friend recently ; while we were much younger smoking marijuana was something people go as gra away as possible from home to do because of the shame/stigma associated with it.

There are some "Ẹlẹ́gbon" that we didn't know dem dey kpoli until we saw them at a football field very far away from home litting their smoke with some other senior men where they were damn sure no known person can see them.

It's either they smoke in such far away football field or they look for an uncompleted building that is very far away from home to do their thing.

Nowadays you see kids that are barely out of secondary school blowing trees in broad daylight on the streets. You see smoking on TikTok Live, they smoke at open parties and even beside people's windows without fear of the people in the neighborhood reporting.

Funnily if you decide to report them because you feel it's not right for them to be smoking weed openly like that, they will label u a snitch.

And to now think it's even all those synthetic weed cultured in labs they smoke that can easily damage their brain. It just gives a creep that in years to come, only few young adults may be sane enough to be called elders

Psychiatric hospitals are filled with them, I can't understand what exactly they're after

Ghostagain:
I don't know if you're aware but many slaves came back to Africa after liberation, some even established their own countries: Liberia and Sierra Leone. Some established themselves in what would later be called Nigeria.
So it is possible that your ancestors were slaves. I hope you're happy now.

Egbon, even late Awujale sef say na Sudanese we be

Ibime:
So you want make your ancestors suffer so you go enjoy? By now you fit dey set-trip for Compton instead of holding stethoscope

I for spend my college vacations on the cool beaches with some cool b××tches no be the one wey person go spend uni holiday dey treat infections for half the price just to survive

Ibime:
My great-great grandfather kept slaves and there is a written interview online with one of his slaves from Umahia, na normal thing

My own be say why the werey no allow make dem sell am to the cotton plantations in America no be life we dey live so o

BlueRayDick:
https://x.com/thembuotidem/status/2010675248522207310?s=46

My old man once mentioned this place. I think an article was written about the island back then In Guardian newspapers or so

The drug problem started small and spiralled into the huge mess that it is now, junkies looking for their next high, the greed of some pharmaceutical companies and medical professionals who are also very complicit, I went to a party sometime in 2022 and when I saw the number of kids mixing and mastering illicit substances into their beverages, some even going about wagering each other on their body tolerance. I cast my mind back to my childhood in the 90s in Abeokuta, how a neighbour was ostracised and reported to Bamaiyi's men for possession and usage of heroin, the last straw that broke the camel's back was his careless disposal of the heroin spoon that was unfortunately found by one of my mates playing in the field. The shame and stigma associated with drug use is no more there, frankly people don't care enough to bother themselves with other people's problems in these times

DissTroy:
In 2020, I had to head building a digital repository for my LGA/hometown.

People prefer emotionalism over facts. suspect my direct forebears might have traded in slaves too. Maybe not warrant chiefs

Mine too, infact those who went out of line within the same family/clan were sold, our Progenitor would've been sold too but he foolishly went and appeased the family head with epo and livestock

Useless club, useless players

iamoyindamola:
Kingtom
Happy new year

Same wishes baba. Happy New Year to everyone here 🙏🏾

Sportsweb:
Omo, Sheik Gumi tears don de touch me. He has been restless since that Christmas gift day

I swear

iamoyindamola:

Between a Man And a Masquerade: pic.twitter.com/N3guRGq6Ko

— Somto Okonkwo (@General_Somto) December 28, 2025

You no go sing ke?

PendragonVII:
Nah arsenal we swear for. Nah Chelsea swear dey affect. Seems prayer warriors just direct their Prayer to London and not to arsenal 😂🤣

nairalanda1:
Did they then stop going on strike afterwards , for ever, or did they stop japaing abroad.?

Gotocourt:
I was a student of FUTMINNA, those lecturers were buying Benz

The werey wan gaslight us say dem dey fight for classroom, I was running a PhD program in public health, person wey dey drive 505 tear brand new highlander yet we still dey kill rat for classroom

nairalanda1:
That's because many people think ASUU is only striking for their salaries

Let me say this, if they pay a primary school teacher five million a month and his classroom is still dilapidated, that one won't be teaching for a long time

When Egbere paid them in 2011 after their strike, the classrooms were still dilapidated but the lecturers turned up with brand new rides and flashy clothes/shoes so miss me with that bullshiiiii

TemporaryHansel:
What is the religion of the people that abducted them?

Na Isese worshippers

Tochex101:
The taste of the pudding is in the eating, he hasn't done well with his portfolio.
Everyone knows this.........things are really bad.

Power has actually improved in my environment over the course of 2 years, infact from September till now we've been on 18 to 20 hours daily. I don't know which of the Bus to give credit to, Bala or Adela

iamoyindamola:
B2B L for kwam1

https://www.nairaland.com/8586026/kwam1-loses-bid-block-awujale

Werey wan rule us, imagine that controversial fellow as Awujale?

DissTroy:
People who understand Dave Chappelle need to be historically aware in a gazillion ways, pick up cues, understand sarcasm, the ability to weave multiple talking points to land punchlines, and a thousand other literary terms.

If you want a jëstër, try Kevin Hart or the many happy-go-lucky "E get one guy for our area" comedians we parade in Nigeria here.

Dave Chappelle, Jimmy Carr, Trevor Noah, Josh Johnson, Michael Che... Even Bill Burr. These are solid observational comedians with philosophical takes who are exceptionally brilliant.
These are the ones I binge-watch on YouTube in picture-in-picture mode all day on PC while working or leisuring.

Nobody who enjoys such comedians would dabble with the simplistic Sabinus and the likes.

People who know and have such exquisite taste in social commentary will laugh at you for saying so.

I guess you won't sit through the 3-hour-per-episode almost bi-weekly Joe Rogan podcasts then, or the two-hour-long Trigonometry podcasts.

It takes a certain level of intelligence to understand Chapelle, he captures your mind and steers you steadily to the punchline. Real funny guy

semid4lyfe:
Round 6 KO.

Disgraceful victory for AJ.

A win is a Win tho, I was so nervous he'd do a Tyson but thankfully he didn't.

A40:
Nigeria no dey go any World Cup. It's the hope that kills. Comot mind for there

💯 they want 'promotion by grace' make dem repeat class jor

reccy:

So this kin meal deh since yesterday and you no tag me ehn Ota mi?

GrammarNazi1:
At this rate, I am curious to know Spy's gender; he is way more emotional than rational/realistic.

It's appalling!

What are you implying? That's sexist and misogynistic please