₦airaland Forum

izzou:
Best story teller ever

💯! Although the OG version with him, Bushwick the dwarf and Willie D slaps harder for me

rabazamba:
M² knows the gravity of his actions, I was opportuned to serve with him in Bayelsa he's a dogged fighter and all around good soldier but as far as this coup is concerned 'when you come for a king, you best not miss' he will face more than 'disgrace' in fact going by the law that may be the end of Mohammed Ma'aji

The person in power now is a man who likes deals and his pee stained shorts are pulled down with him bent over backwards to please awon Ma'aji so I don't really see that 'end' happening

https://www.nairaland.com/8608842/colonel-maaji-alleged-architect-nigerias


Ma'aji ke? omo ehn, a distinguished OPDS sector 4 commander here in calabar not 7 years ago, now na disgrace he dey face

rabazamba:
Many of them have a martyr complex, after constant provocation the people he tried to save watched on as he screamed 'help me they're gonna kill me' in the end he's dead and gone and in a few months a freeloader will move into his house and start knacking sense out of his wife. Smh

? ? ? From where to where abeg??

Emaprince:
This one sounds like it happened abroad. Cos in Nigeria, Normally they will arrest him and have him cough out some huge sums before being released.

If this is how all our law enforcement agencies operate, our country will be sane.

NDLEA to some extent exhibit some level of professionalism. If na the boys in black, him eye for peel

GloriousGbola:
But look at this feminine man in pink gloves tho

Na Andrew Tate e beat like thief so?

Ibime:
Wahala for Louis Vuitton but I won't be surprised there are enough mad people to buy their releases.

That Jayden Smith is a fxxxin disgrace. The first disappointment is he took his mothers height, 2nd disappointment is always dressing like an androgynous alien and talking rubbish.

I wanted to buy pink and blue presents for my brothers daughter and son respectively last Christmas when I was told by his wife that she liked their children to be colour neutral and not reinforce gender stereotypes. Maybe I will send my brother pictures of Jayden Smith to demonstrate how this approach could go wrong That's why I established pink and blue colours for everything from clothes to bedroom walls in my house when my kids were born, make dem know themselves.

CrystalTiger:
Person wey him papa leave him businesses siddon finish dey "answer" mad woman, see wetin e dey post for IG dey even tag him wife join..

Oya mi lenu oooo 🤷🏾‍♂️

GloriousGbola:
My worry is that all this so called upgrades compromise the vehicle chassis which is meant to take the impact in a collision.

Exactly! But that Venza upgraded to Rolls Royce no bad for aesthetics o

iamoyindamola:
I kinda support him and any celebrity going this route with those useless x banger boys, don't engage them with back and forth except you are davido sha.
They don't know when you stop or limit to cruise
I read Don jazzy carried one low key since Dec 27 till date, the guy still they alagbon.
He used AI naked Mavin star girl
Very stupid boy

Very useless set of people make he mess them up wella abeg, dem too useless

akwesenana:
wtf.
Shebi him timberland don peel?

How many of these animals can he kick?

Iamoyindamola, e be like say Oloye no wan take am easy with banger boys this year, e don dey serve legal notices give them

Taking off under heavy snow? Surely they could've delayed the trip

akwesenana:
Or you could cook a thousand pots of soups.

Ibime:
Bell finally rolled on sweet grandmother yesterday morning, 3 months shy of her 103rd birthday. Though her senior brother was always adamant she was born in 1922 and not 1923 as she claimed, so she may have been 103 already. A great innings for a great woman who spent 60 years of her life adopting and training dozens of children beside her own from her 30s and well into her 90s.

103 years? Wow! May her gentle soul rest in perfect peace 🙏🏾

TemporaryHansel:
Explain.

You cannot buy a Luxury vehicle for that amount, but it can be enough to sustain your needs, in some states that money is enough to establish a good business that can set you up for the future

Ibime:
I put myself in the guys shoes, I can't judge him sha, though he should have at least asked Speed to drop link to his socials in the video.

E get how hunger go blow you, you go need cash now

Like I'm sure if Bill Gates grants me wish now, I will just ask him for £10m than any long talks

It's just another variant of the question of $500k or dinner with Jay Z


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnsEUQjjbD0?si=bKV-woHsfQPU8mcg

Na why I no fit fault am, 15million naira may be small for a luxury vehicle but it is enough to give him a better life if he uses it wisely

iamoyindamola:

Short man devil

Walahi

iamoyindamola:
This midget get bad mouth sha

Omo Wizkid mouth sha!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/VA3mJ94m7B

— Arthur🇳🇬🇬🇧🇸🇳 (@AjMachalaa) January 24, 2026

E don talk am since na

Bongadu:
i wud haf taken the money



wu all tthese epp

🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

afrodoc2:
The Under-18s were winning 2-0 before he made such changes leading to the opponents scoring a goal and having 3-4 great chances to equalize.

Imagine! He should thank his stars they're not like their senior colleagues else he'd have been left red-faced

afrodoc2:
Darren Fletcher nearly snatched defeat out of the jaws of victory there.

TrebleChamp:
Reason why i posted the update, make some people no go think say electrician wan help dem save money by bypassing Prepaid meter..

True sha

Bimmarlykay:
Ride on FC.

Food too much for them to chop this period nwanne

TrebleChamp:
Every Nigerian is greedy by default Doc, na who hand touch dey guilty ..

I understand my brother but when you have a meter that you can use your hand to regulate consumption, why opt for bypass again? If na those estimated bills wey boys dey stand price Nepa like crayfish I for understand

izzou:
NEPA should continue this good work. I actually love this!

Mugu fall, guyman chop am

Na the law of the jungle be that bro

[quote author=TrebleChamp post=138247248]Better update

"Electricians are now working with NEPA, they will somehow convince you to do a bypass but before you know it NEPA people will show up and give you a fine of up to 1.5 million, they have a percentage in it" pic.twitter.com/AkvREfQFCM

— ÓMÒÉLÉRÍNJÁRÉ (@omoelerinjare) January 23, 2026

greed dem dey feed on our greed. If no be greed wetin go make you do bypass in the first place 😂🤷🏾‍♂️

Sportsweb:
CAP. Na em VDM ratels de bully them online. Story

When they're done streaming and breaking records like the ones below, they can now face failed pornstars like Martins

izzou:
MorataFC

izzou:
When I newly started working in a bank, I was in the Retail loan team; We usually approve loan application from the branches.

The bank was always willing to give loans to civil servants in NW and NE, than any other region. Their salary is always up to date. But you'll see inconsistencies in the Southern payments.

It's pathetic! How person go work, you no go pay am?

You need to see the way they toss them, you will submit physical copies of your credentials 1 million times, you will be asked to do bvn verification a thousand times and the latest one, you will be asked to print out your account statement to make sure they haven't paid you and you're trying to scam them

See your Verydarkman

Sportsweb:
Wizkid is the worst artist to fan yet his FC love am well. He no really care about his fan. I agree with you to prove his worth, he could asked FC to follow the new account and trust me within a day that girl fit teach 20-50k followers

The earlier you realise that unlike your guy, this dwarf's fans are there for the music and not giveaway and handouts, in 2025 your boy made history by becoming the first Nigerian artiste to chop 18 million stream deduction because he wan chase Wiz records now his 2025 album sits in the 60s of our charts while 2024 albums are in the top 20.