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This Jordi Alba useless walahi

TalabiAudu:
Useless club..

Their fans don desert this place

I swear

BikeMan:
No be juju be that?

My brother na so o

You be mumu, you dey call another person mumu. Dem never show you say you be mumu?

Town criers don resume?

CapitalCee:
Ole is managing him well yes. Most things I said about Ole is based on my convinction not based on agenda. If Ole does well i will give credit to him. For example I dont have any issues with Ole so far he cam win us the Europa this season and finish 2nd, while showing progress in his style of play.

Europa na trophy?

I never grow tired of this senseless bickering TBH

patrickmuf:
Isn't the demand of those you lot say hate Ole all about winning trophies and playing well?

It is the exact demand eyen eka mi All we are saaaaaaaaaayiiing... is give us titles

Welbeck of all people. Smh

Leyqute:
Edakun, which goalie is giving you 9/10 consistently? I jus wanna know

Bros see me see wahala o make the guy jamisi

Illimitable:
De Gea didn’t win 4 Man Utd player of the year awards to be compared to a bum like Dean Henderson.

FYI, no other Man Utd player in their 100+ years history have won more club awards than De Gea. He’s won the award more than world class players like Ronaldo, Ruud, Rooney, Keane, etc .

If De Gea was British, he would have a statue outside Old Trafford. This sudden disrespect of one of the best players at this club is shameful.

You are making sense

Lana1:
Na one team wear Karate jump suit. Na still dem dey chop beating like thief...

Make una stop this na

post=100397576:
So all these our ogbonge SUPERSTARS couldn't defeat those pot-bellied politicians?!

Arrangeeee Masters

Going back memory lane on THE Good Thursday....
*singing Baba 70*
(Indomie Generations, sorry for not understanding this lyrics in advance!
You can play Mafo by NM for your Thursday jolification )


"Army Arrangement"


[Chorus]
[i]One day go be one day!
Those wey dey steal the money for government!

Whether you like or you no like
After you hear this true talk
Whether you like or you no like
After you hear this true talk

[Chorus]
Ge ge!

If you like e good
If you no like you hang
If you like e good
If you no like you hang
If you hang you go die
You go die for nothing
We go carry your body go police station
You die wrongfully

Suffer dey Africa, pa pa ra pa
I suffer dey, pa pa ra pa
Condition dey e, pa pa ra pa
Me I no say you be African man
And we dey suffer, pa pa ra pa
Which condition you dey I don't know
The condition me I dey me I know
My condition don reach make I act

If your condition today make you shake
And you still dey not talk the way you feel
Make you open your two ears very well
To hear the truth talk me I dey talk
Listen make you dey agree for me
Every day and night you dey hear me talk
One day you self you agree with me
To dey act the way as you dey feel
Remember if you no act your own
One day of course we must die

Nigeria get the money
Foreign money for oversea
Nigeria get the money
Foreign money for oversea
Announcement start to happen
Newspaper carry them paper
Radio dey shout for studio
Obasanjo turn vocalist
Yar'Adua road manager
Every government statement
Seven billion naira missing
Missing from oversea
Foreign currency scandal
Them start to arrest everybody o

E no finish, e no finish...

Doctor, lawyer, hustlers
Engineer, photographers
Doctor, lawyer, hustlers
Engineer, photographers
All of them Kirikiri
Ten to fifteen years in jail
After one year inside jail
Civilian government take over
Them release all of dem
Them say dem be innocent o

E no finish, e no finish...

Two-point-eight-billion naira
Oil money is missing
Two-point-eight-billion naira
Oil money is missing
Them set up inquiry
Them say money no lost o
Them dabaru everybody
Supervisor Obasanjo
Them say make him no talk o
"Money no lost," them shout again
Inquiry come close o

E no finish, e no finish...

e.

Nice one parley who was the Minister of Petroleum back then

Jodera:
True bro. Now, if you take long range shot anyhow, the kind bad eye your coach go look you eh .

So many things are diminishing in the game.

1. Hardly you see flair players
2.. Hardly you see entertainment players (like c.Ronaldo of man u and dinho of barca)
3... Hardly you see renowned long range shot takers unlike before were it is rampant
Everything is just so structured. Coaches structure your runs, movement, shots(I remember the time of van gaal at man u were he tells his players they must trap the ball before taking a shot ), passes and so on.

No wonder big games aren't as intense as we have 10-15 years ago.
Now we'll see boring el clasico, boring man u vs Liverpool, boring arsenal vs Chelsea and so on.

You are very correct my brother, very correct

KingAlabi:
Your defenders are better than ours now

So your attackers should fare better and our attackers aren't excepted to do well at all against you.


But what happened na?

You go turn that mumu to apari very soon, e go scratch head tire

I remember the first time I met Obinna Nwanneri, that was in Nkwerre I think 2004 or 2005, we always called him senior bros because clearly he was not our mate... However Wikipedia and others claim he was born in 1982

mastercee:
Are you always this daft?

He said nothing but the truth bruv

post=100195270:
Okay nah Omo Baba Olowo.......

To all your haters wey dey say and write rubbish about you.............

...

Draslo:
Lol there's a huge difference between having a big ass and a fat ass or having a combo of the two.
Destiny Etiko has a big, fat ass.
Nengi has a big ass.
Tems has a fat ass.

Hehehehe my man

thatsleepboy1:
Kelechi Nwa ọma ọsịsọ. I just like the way the guy remembered taiye when he made it big. Keep rolling higher.

Who's Taiye?

Expert17:
Same way Nani was red-carded against Madrid, we would have won that game.

Fergie got his tactics wrong in those 2 finals (09 and 11).

I remember this game and till today I weep for United fans who cheer Madrid.

oyeb15:
Only one town produce oil in Imo state and they don't speak Igbo.
Those who created states and boundaries intentionally made some selfish decisions.

I'm intrigued bro, what language do they speak?

E reach to cry. The poor boy doesn't want to miss his father, I can only imagine the tears of the children of soldiers who go to war

Jodera:
Lol... Even me wey no be man u fan e shock me sef.
I mean, which coach will use his full squad against sociedad 2nd leg wen 4 goals up, but rest his full squad against Leicester during a q/f fa cup match,. Just the week before international fa!

It can only be madness

If you never marry, I get fine sister wey I for give you... if you dey drink I get one bottle of wine wey I keep since my graduation 16 years ago. You have finally made sense

festacman:
Sunday Igboho is moving really fast. He is already acting as President and Head of State of Oduduwa nation. Like Mazi Nnamdi Kanu, Igboho and his 'kitchen cabinet' are working hard without considering or consulting the many other interests: States, sub-ethnics (Egba, Ijebu, Ekiti, Awori, Ijesha, Yewa, Oyo, Owo, Ife, Ondo, Akoko, Ilaje, Okun, Akoko, etc,), Obas, religious leaders, intellectuals, politicians, etc.

Designing currency before designing the roadmap (for economic prosperity, political stability, social intercourse, etc.) shows the depth of the people involved. No nation is formed in a hurry or without democratic inclusiveness. More than 50% of Yoruba across States must agree to Oduduwa nation via referendum before it will work. Imposition will be resisted with far reaching consequences.

The TRUTH is unless the parts agree, the whole can't function well. The result will be another amalgamation, another Nigeria.

You said akoko twice

eph12:
E be like the ended 1-0 o

17 year old really puts the KID in kidnapping. Smh we have failed as a nation

Expert17:
Mourinho won 3 trophies, finished 2nd in the league.

Leyqute= he flopped

OGS lost 4 semi finals, dumped to yuropa league after leading UCL group with just 2 games left.

Leyqute= progress

E choke!!!!

Our mumu no too much? our mumu no too much?!!!!!

Tottenham nwa mama eh! Tottenham nwa mama oh!!

Borehole near cemetery. 'Strange' diseases have been ravaging Kano for a while now

You be mumu, you dey call another person mumu... dem never show you say you be mumu?