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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 10:26pm On Nov 01, 2017
JayKayMaybachz:
✔ ✔ Sontin like dis abi?
this is just pure evil grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by KingTom(m): 10:26pm On Nov 01, 2017
Chelseafan1:
Raumdeuter and family.
Ds mail is for you people.

No be me call una idiot o
Tag all of them coefficient people, Na me talk am grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by KingTom(m): 10:21pm On Nov 01, 2017
snowstormm:
lolz...atletico sef no fit beat qarabaq

I think it's la liga that makes us(Barca) looks good this season..cuz we aren't playing exceptional well
At least we hammer juventus grin Juventus no be CARRYBAG and Tottenham mate Na grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by KingTom(m): 10:16pm On Nov 01, 2017
snowstormm:
am here sir grin


it seems ligue1 is better than la liga nowadays
Bros Na idiots I call, you Na my guy Na grin. Honestly this is quite disappointing.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 10:13pm On Nov 01, 2017
Omo tot don catch Madrid for corner o. No Vaseline things grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by KingTom(m): 10:11pm On Nov 01, 2017
Wey the idiots wey say EPL Na scam, come see una champs o grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by KingTom(m): 10:09pm On Nov 01, 2017
kellyJames5:
grin
you dey deny your hungrin

don't let HIM see this.
Fixed grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by KingTom(m): 9:59pm On Nov 01, 2017
kellyJames5:
wetin happen na babally

abi una don divorce.
Baba no be me o, you don confuse us grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by KingTom(m): 9:46pm On Nov 01, 2017
kellyJames5:
how your iyawo g. grin
Hope she don born triplet by now
Guy Abeg no make me laugh this night grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by KingTom(m): 9:39pm On Nov 01, 2017
ggrin:
me na wink wink wink


Sexy ggrin kiss kiss kiss




Which day I wan get sense sef? cry



grin
Guy I dey eat Na, Haba undecided

And as for your question, I no know which day o grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by KingTom(m): 9:38pm On Nov 01, 2017
kellyJames5:
Thanks boss

how area na?
area bam my bro cool
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by KingTom(m): 7:41pm On Nov 01, 2017
ggrin:
anything for the girl? kiss kiss kiss
I dey wait for the girl grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by KingTom(m): 7:33pm On Nov 01, 2017
garubalawal:
Dr albino cool
I double hail o, Alhaji Garuba Lawal, you too sabi ball grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by KingTom(m): 7:32pm On Nov 01, 2017
kellyJames5:
Babally

no vex ni o
I haven't been around for quite some time now.

I'm fine o and you?
I'm good sir, welcome back.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by KingTom(m): 7:31pm On Nov 01, 2017
ggrin:
hi kiss
Bros your boy loyal o grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by KingTom(m): 5:11pm On Nov 01, 2017
ColtPython:
I'm not a doctor but I read this online. Cocks have no influence over the size of a vagina

But some ladies' vaginas (despite not having given birth before) are wide like Lagos-ibadan expressway.

So can we say vaginal sizes are different in ladies same way guys have with cock variants?
As long as you understand and believe that first sentence of yours cool

Some people have got it wide and bad, you're right. I just wanted guys fo understand the bolded. grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by KingTom(m): 4:21pm On Nov 01, 2017
kellyJames5:
Oga Doc.
thanks for the clarification. This particular issue caused serious argument on here yesterday.
Guy Na wa to you o, you dey here since even Hi you no fit talk sad How far Na grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by KingTom(m): 4:19pm On Nov 01, 2017
Safiaa:
Dr kingtom this is why i love you. Hiann, i was trying to argue with people about the expanding of a vagina, but dem no wan hear word. But this makes so much sense. So why is it that some guys complain that some ladies are 'wider' than others? Tom, i just don't understand oh cheesy
Not everybody can be tight grin any wide ocean should contact the services of Mr ALUM grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nairaland's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise by KingTom(m): 3:55pm On Nov 01, 2017
Safiaaa:
DR King.tom

Can i hear from you please? Why do vaginas expand in size?
They expand and contract during arousal prior to intercourse. The average size should be 3-4 inches but it's been known to expand by at least 200% when "woman's hot".grin that is to say a 6" penis will cause the vagina to expand to fit it's 'host', same thing applicable to an even bigger 9 or 10" you would notice in fully sexual women, that stimulation would lead to arousal which would subsequently lead to the expansion. During the first few thrusts, the vagina (very fantastic organ) kind of watches the dick in it and takes notes, before adjusting to its size grin subsequent thrusts would leave both parties who were hitherto uncomfortable, feeling better. Now that expansion is not permanent as far as sex is concerned, so forget about all you read about big dicks damaging vaginas. It's false!!! angry it returns back to its original shape almost immediately after intercourse.

Now what actually expands the vagina permanently?
Childbirth or rather multiple childbirth, Say a young woman of about 19 has a baby, 6 months later that vagina would be back to its shape as far as normal processes take place, but assume that 19 year old has four kids in the space of 3-4 years, that can really resize the vagina, of course it would slack, it will return to near Normal size but it won't be the same. However I must point out that the younger mothers have a better chance of having their vaginas back to normal or near normal conditions, than their older counterparts, a woman of 40 giving birth naturally can be quite disastrous for the vagina at times, not every time but in most cases, I had a patient who complained of peeing on herself during the slightest sneeze, her problems were more than just an expanded vagina but that's another strory.
So summary of this long epistle be say; No be prick dey disfigure Toto, Na pikin. E no get how you go collect prick reach wey your Toto no go return to normal grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 10:43am On Nov 01, 2017
Baldg:
grin...
No chills mehn. The way Lord..cat and JaykayMayb..achz take frustrate Shekpites... its inhuman. KingT..om..
I see your work.
LordCat and Jaykaymaybachz no dey pity at all grin since yesterday dem dey on shekpe matter grin. Chai
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 8:08am On Nov 01, 2017
JayKayMaybachz:
Tell am

Him no need penalty
Mek him score goals..
Person wey need penalty now dey Spain grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 7:41am On Nov 01, 2017
pkasso:
Mourinho sef. After defending Lukaku in the press, and calling him 'untouchable' , he couldn't even allow the man take one of those 2 PKs. For a striker going through a tough spell like he is, any goal would have helped boost his confidence.
Cool down, Lukaku confidence better pass him counterparts.I See a Hatrick against Shekpe FC grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 7:40am On Nov 01, 2017
Martial don shiiit for church and Na bench things for shekpe match dey smell grin Rashidi go definitely start, meanwhile that village winch wey dey disturb bailly Abeg I cast and bind am. undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by KingTom(m): 10:56pm On Oct 31, 2017
A40:
Let's start this on an old school Deep Cover Incognito tip


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo3rZjJB1hY
Deep cover grin can you feel it? grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by KingTom(m): 10:55pm On Oct 31, 2017
PepPEROTTI cooked a delicious L for my shekpe brothers today, word has it the L was so sweet, folks on the street could still inhale the aROMA grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by KingTom(m): 10:50pm On Oct 31, 2017
Bailly was total shiiiiiiit today for bleeps sakes angry if anyone needs me, I'll be partying in shekpe thread grin

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