₦airaland Forum

afrodoc:
The guy dey behave like our guy for politics thread.
One minute he is elder, the next minute he is not elder.

If you are praying for the coach to fail and be sacked in order to soothe your hurt feelings, stand on it boldly. Nobody go arrest you.

Na certified mischief maker since Ole time na, him be Captain agenda

Ellexy:
Yes na, dem say he no do preseason last year na why e no perform

This man!

iamoyindamola:
How can you break free in this situation
I have been trying to figure out what the man should have done to release himself
He's at big disadvantage with this locking 🤣🤣

Thats what they call a FULL NELSON, see idan!! As gbege burst he japa instanta see as e dey watch the whole matter whilst retreating to a safe distance

patrickmuf:
Baba I weak...I can guess some of the names there.

I think we all can

LostMyZeal:
No Sir

Not like We-Ghost oh

everton4life:
Make una dey play.
Una still get time to dey argue back and forth

Bros this kin blocking fit turn you to bricklayer o

iamoyindamola:
🤣🤣🤣
You never see where them write do not dump refuse here, na that place gangan refuse plenty
This country is somehow abeg

And the next fence wey dem no write anything go dey empty o, yet that one wey dem write do not dump ma him people go dump

iamoyindamola:
If you understand this country, na you be chairman 🤣🤣

I remember one year I wan enter motor from Onitsha go Okene na so I see person with paint brush for left hand and oil paint for right hand dey urinate for wall, as he finish zip up, na hin he paint 'Do not Urinate here, fine 5,000'

nitrogen:
Give these guys 5-10 matches into the season. You will start hearing unbelievable stuff about the players we just signed. They will tell you that we need an overhaul. It’s the same players since the days of Mourinho. Ineos is an audio billionaire etc. watch!

We know ourselves here I can't doubt that this will likely happen IF and only IF we play bad. Our collective hope and prayer now is that we don't play bad if not here go turn agenda warzone as usual

Leyqute:
Chill small.

He disrespected the club by walking out of matches and causing unnecessary drama, not because he critiqued the structures that everyone knows aren’t good enough.

No mind Treble, Penduists must always sneak agenda like say we dey drink SMC milk with feeding bottle when the whole issue started

Jamiuokolaa:
Are you saying Sesko might not not be better than Weghorst?

No o no be so I talk o see my hand for up ooo I'm only mentioning Weghorst to buttress my learned colleague's point on decoy strikers because when it comes to decoy ehn, nobody sabi decoy role pass Weghorst

Ellexy:
You be case


😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm asking to understand na

LostMyZeal:
And who told you goal scoring is all a striker's good for. How about acting as a decoy to distract defenders. please think outside the box. You even get mind compare am to delap.

stop guzzling fermented pap and be yarning okoto with confidence

A decoy? Like Wout Weghorst that year

nitrogen:
I believe you guys have started preparing another excuse for Amorim. We need a new set of midfielders before he can win games.

BlueRayDick:
Normal !

Obinrin naa lo ma’n ṣe ikú pá akọni ọkùnrin 🙅‍♂️

No be lie, even Samson sef go testify

BlueRayDick:
Mayegun no go vex ni jare, Ranti the action woman don use beauty win us to her side .

Mayegun the man who dared Iku Baba Yeye by piping one of his wives!! The man who spat on the face of death, reduced to a common omo ita by obinrin? Obinrin?

izzou:
[color=royalblue]The woman fuse dey very short.

Zero tolerance for nonsense behavior

Wanted to unskull a whole Balogun.

Madam pilot, aaaaaaaabbbbbeeegggg oooohhhhhh [/color]

Ranti no get time for rantings bro, she be action taker

BlueRayDick:
Omo this pilot fine o. Make dem forgive am for afrodoc abeg 🙏

See as you dey move you don forget say she wan kpai my Mayegun justice for Kwam1.

See person wey seize my Olori Omo Oba balls no no no I will not take it! No it can't happen na! No na!!!

BlueRayDick:
The ogogoro he drank must have really gotten to him to the extent he had a false sense of confidence . I know alcohol Dey give person mind but not to the extent of standing in the way of a moving plane .

Baba mukumu don yooo since, na the shekpe dey give am extra ginjah! See as officials surround am dey beg am, like Izzou said if na people like us the kin beating wey we for chop ehn

BlueRayDick:
Are u kidding me?

Not yet sha but he will

BlueRayDick:
Only God knows what happened to him. The man used to be a normal guy who seem to be living a normal life devoid of any character that portray him as an addict/alcoholic .

It just seemed when he was around 60 years everything just changed . One just started seeing him with bottle of whiskey almost everywhere he goes ; I don’t even know if that qualifies as midlife crisis or na upper life crisis .

What saved him was the position of the Jet's engines because walahi if those engines were at the front, they would've sucked him into certain death! The werey now has dropped a song about the whole matter

Segedinho:
Not defending their display o but that KWANM 1 fit don shook hand for their eye

E for sweet me if dem beat am make I no lie

Theflint1:
Yea, the burden of responsibility were on the pilots who were acting in a professional capacity.

Make the man go dey thank e God sha and e gym instructor...cause na the small agility wey dey e old bones save am there

The funniest part be say the drink fit true true be roots wey dem dey soak for shekpe o, but in explaining himself my Prince of Princes fit don begin tear curses

Theflint1:
Pheew...na so the man for take go like that

Mad unethical from the pilots sha

They didnt handle the situation well. Very very unethical they might have killed him, and were rightly suspended but KWAM1 na werey

BlueRayDick:

Chaos at Abuja Airport. 🎥 Fuji star Kwam 1 was deboarded from a ValueJet flight after allegedly refusing to surrender a flask suspected to contain alcohol.

Eyewitnesses say he claimed it was “doctor-prescribed medication” — but events escalated when he reportedly moved to block… pic.twitter.com/WhES714ADj

— The Guardian Nigeria (@GuardianNigeria) August 6, 2025

KWAM1 nearly got run over by Valuejet plane on the runway . He was carrying alcohol in a bottle which the airline officials informed he can’t carry onboard the plan as it is normal protocol .

He insisted on taking the alcohol on board and ended up spilling the alcohol on the airline official’s body .

Imagine a 68 year old man begging in such unruly manner . 🤦‍♂️

Anyways , the pilot and copilot have been suspend led for nearly running him over when he insisted the plane would not fly without him.

Werey don jam Giran!
They better check Olori Omo Oba's blood pressure because I no sure say him eyes go believe wetin dem see, dem for decapitate him head with that plane normally after such an incident a man should sit down and examine his life and make some changes but tye Balogun of Ilupeju Ekiti no send anybody papa

airmark:
This may be true sha.

People like Obi and Fayose have found the Gspot of some Nigerians. They even finger it with reckless abandon in our faces.

Nothing concern me with una back and forth, but WTF kind of Imagery is this na Omo Iya?

dreamxhaser:
Guys don’t take this the wrong way. I am a die hard United fan.

But after this sesko deal I can’t wrap my head around the thoughts that players still want to come to United. Like why will any player want to come to United. I want them to but it seems like a stupid decision career wise.

Well, the biggest club England and second biggest after Madrid for a reason

If woman leave new taker come follow old taker, e mean say the old taker get doings or a long Johnson

izzou:
[color=royalblue]No time

Let the world burn. Let the rivers overflow. But I ain't missing my rainy day nap. [/color]

I swear he's so unbothered

izzou:
[color=royalblue] Who's this guy?

Baba dey sleep inside chaos.
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Que Sera Sera ambassador werey don lock up dey dream about paradise

CrystalTiger:
17B spent and in 3yrs students are queuing for water..

What business did the drunk have with the Law School in 2022? Oh I see it's the Port Harcourt lawschool, shameful indeed

BlueRayDick:
I doubt that will change anything.

That weyrey Sarki Wasspaping on twitter that was pro-Buhari until dem kidnap him brother and he had to grovel like a beggar online appealing for funds to pay ransom. He has since gone back to abuse the people that crowd funded him when those ones called out Buhari's wickedness after his demise.





The guy tweeted the above when his brother was kidnapped and the Buhari he spent his youth assslicking couldn't do anything for him.

The way he has gone back to insulting those that help him secure funds for his brother's release, u will know he didn't learn anything even when it touched him personally.

He has gone back to default settings btw

Segedinho:
So if doc demanded #1b as monthly wage,as gov that cares you will agree due to the patients fate

very ridiculous

Segedinho:
I don hear your part as a bat supporter/Obi hater….wait make I hear from an AI