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afrodoc2:
This place go too rugged for that 2027 period.

I swear

iamoyindamola:
That bot is a reflection of it owner

Damn!!!!

na wa!!

iamoyindamola:
There are some that do these things for fun or living

Black people? For a living obviously but the whites just wanna have fun dude, like don't have a cow mehn

iamoyindamola:
There are some that do these things for fun or living

Black people?

[quote author=iamoyindamola post=136325443]Ibime see people dropping from a longer feet compared to 3mb and nothing happened, if you say they are dropping stone to soften the water
Check the last part of the video

Why would anyone do this? pic.twitter.com/YwRxXy5bEi

— Instablog9ja (@instablog9ja) August 1, 2025

people sha like courting death see that one with the skateboard and the other one that bounced off two rocks

BlueRayDick:
The guy believes so much in force and makes it difficult for him to see things in his front that don't require force at all.

It has worked for him in the past but say e work for you today no mean say e go work tomorrow, looking at that video again and laughing a lot of people wey Waziri dollars dey their wallet and babariga dey there dey whine am

OasisX:


.....I will mail you IV for the upcoming prog in FCT.

Na IV I go chop? I have 'sold' myself to una and they abuse the hell out of me on sosho media everyday

OasisX:


......o yà go like and share it ẹ̀gbọ́n mí.

I never collect my 30k for this month na

BlueRayDick:
Wike 🤡🤡🤡

This might have been the funniest moment on political TV.

How Atiku outmaneuvered him is something else. pic.twitter.com/l5LuL8YKjQ

— Morris Monye (@Morris_Monye) July 31, 2025

Why do I have a feeling that this was the speech that convinced itsrm and the other guy that types in bold to say "it's Wike or nothing" 😂😂😂

You didn't see the other one he did in Church, he said and I quote 'I will WIN and I will WIN and I will WIN this election' boasted about his prowess only to be sold out in the 11th hour by Tamborine. He underestimated the Temporal Waziri and paid dearly for it

OasisX:


.......no single like and share but someone made a bigotry post, yet gets some likes. We all know what we are doing.

The post was hidden by the bot to be fair

AbokiWam:
Remi do BBL?

BlueRayDick:
People no dey even sign any bail form sef. U only sign bail form when the issue borders on maybe they are trying to recover money from one party and needs to sign undertaking that he will be paying weekly/monthly.

Once police collect bribe (which they call bail), dem go release u and tell u to go & sin no more.

I drove a friend to go see his relative that was arrested for doing "runs"at her work place and was caught. The police arrested the two ladies involved, investigated and claimed the amount the two ladies had stolen from their employer was over 30m but their boss was willing to accept 20m and have them released instead of prosecuting them.

The police held the two ladies for over a week at their station (Which is illegal) until their relatives were able to cough out 10m each to refund the boss from whom the ladies allegedly stole.

Guess what? The police collected 800k each from each lady's family as "bail" after the total 20m the police recovered on behalf of the ladies' boss. Something tells me that apart from 1.6m the police collect as bail, the ladies' boss will still pay them for their "service" out of the 20m the police recovered.

According to my friend, the police didn't keep any record of the whole thing. They were happy the whole recovery business worked out without having to prosecute the ladies (which won't fetche them any income) and were advising my friend to talk to his relative among the two ladies to turn a new leaf. .Naija police mad gan, after dem collect ur money finish, dem go come advise u.

na their modus operandi

GloriousGbola:
until there is an actual computer database of arrests etal - you run of the mill report is not going anywhere. is it police that you think are competent enough to file records? do you think they will want to do that?

any record can implicate them down the line

Fun fact, they also collect from 5k and above to open a case file from you when you report a case

BlueRayDick:
Yes.

After extorting bail/bribe for my release from my parents for wandering, they tore the yeye statement I wrote.

That's why I said except it is a major case like one being caught in a case of theft/armed robbery, assault, manslaughter, etc which can always be re-opened, they really don't keep records like that.

Do u know the number of raids police dey carryout for beer parlor, Ashawo joint and Smoking joint weekly ? How many of those records dem wan dey keep? Once the people arrested don get person to come bail them, the police don move on be that.

If you read the bail form you're signing sef it states clearly that 'I (you) did not pay any money whatsoever before bailing ***' Police sha smh

GloriousGbola:
legit confused by your choice of words

What's this na Egbon

raumdeuter:
Buruji Eso Jinadu

You remember Maurice Ibekwe also died as a member of the HoR

Maurice 242milla Uzodimma man

BlueRayDick:
100% True.

Dapo Abiodun's mugshot is everywhere on the internet , yet he is a sitting two-term governor in Nigeria.

Na so bro
Prince Buruji Kasahamu spent over 2 decades trying to evade extradition to face drug charges in the USA, in those 2 decades he was a strong PDP chieftain and serving Senator in the National Assembly

The testimony of a greedy ADC obviously still sour about being far from the cookie jar is what y'all are taking seriously? Do better

TemporaryHansel:
It depends on what you stole.

Imagine hearing that your governor stole generator or used to steal from stalls back in the day.

We are poor students of history, nobody gives two testicles if your Governor stole a goat in 1991 or stole a pot of Ogbono soup in 2018, In fact there'll be more people berating you than agreeing with you

izzou:
[color=royalblue]Yes oh.

He asked them to leave him there.

Nigerian prisons will take away your destiny, and live you to watch yourself become useless

When you eventually come out, nobody will want to associate with you. I dey see Oyibo documentary of decent ladies dating men that went to prison.

Omoh, nobody go near you for here. Even soap wey you wan use do soapy sef no go gree comot from the pack.[/color]

but you can become a politician tho

izzou:
[color=royalblue]He even has a family to return to.

Some have no families and friends anymore. No life outside those walls again. From good people who made mistakes, to monsters who have no hope.

A lady and her team went to the prisons and sought the release of a prisoner on trial. Omoh, Baba no gree comot prisons oh. E say e nobody dey find am for outside [/color]

He has become a victim of the system and feels the outside world has nothing else to offer him, he'll prefer to even die in jail since that's all he's known his whole life 😔

BlueRayDick:
How many stores sef dem wan close? How many staff the consumer's protection agency get nationwide wey go carry out the ridiculous recommendation? The same Nigeria where the price of PMS in Sango, Ota, Agabra,etc in Ogun state is different from price of PMS in Abule Egba Lagos state?

For goods wey I pay ridiculous custom clearance and import duties for, you go carry your smelling mouth come tell me say my prices way too high I need to cut it

BlueRayDick:
Shebi na here we dey when they were suggesting that consumer protection goes after market associations, superstore/supermarket owners, etc to force them to reduce price despite inflation figures on the rise. Dem say na the market sellers wicked.

1984 theories in 2024

izzou:
[color=royalblue] It's really crazy oh.

Imagine awaiting trial for more than 8 years.

To anyone who stays in Nigeria, avoid anything that will make you reach the gate of a prison. Yes, we can only be careful to an extent, but your Eleda sef go know say you try.

Nigerian prisons are not what you'll wish on anyone. The whole process will render your life useless. Death no go kill you. Depression sef no go kill you.

You'll just waste years of your life with no hope in sight [/color]

My brother you've told no lies, worse still for people like him who aren't even serving a sentence, they don't know when it'll end they just cling on to whatever strand of hope they have left. Looking at that boy's body, he must have been sexually and physically abused since the tender age of 12, and the abuse must've turned him into a completely different animal. I pray his reintegration into society is seamless and smooth

izzou:
[color=royalblue]I saw a stat from an NGO

75% of inmates are still awaiting trial. Less than 10% convictions in our correctional facilities

This is for people who love "Go to court"

Satan help you, if the person fighting you is stronger than you[/color]

Or dies and forgets about you, or even retires

OasisX:


....Demola don announce himself as a new signing for Ronú FC. Lola Okunrin sef dey cry on top the first lady dress. He even called on their camp to tame Harry before irreparable damage is eventually done on the movement's branch in SW.

LP/ADC/PDP go still win Lagos and Abuja sha

https://www.nairaland.com/8486698/tinubu-rewards-top-200-nysc


Make some noise for my boy Ugwa Obinna 👏 👏 I won't lie Babcock has served me dross in the past but this guy is a top top doctor and has an illustrious career ahead of him. I no sure say e go dey this Nigeria reach two years tho. Congrats to all of them

raumdeuter:
Like I said back then, even some of the Yoruba but that claimed they supported Obi in 2023 are having a change of heart

That 2023 election was really a needed jolt

Even Olóyè sef don dey cry this morning That other werey Demola has been crying and talking nonsense about how a £650 outfit is not expensive for a First Lady, former Senator and Former state First Lady since yesterday

Theflint1:
Peter Obi fashion police, continue, you go soon discover e diamond-plated boxers and singlet.

Ellexy:
Someone who rose from very low and humble background now moving mad like a tyrant.

Ain't this a tale as old as time? as a matter of fact I'm willing to die on that hill