₦airaland Forum

prettythicksme:
All romancelanders!

Ishilove:
Most likely he will because he doesn't leave the compound. He has always been such a gentle, sweet and loving animal

But I pray he doesn't get squashed in the very compound he doesn't leave because he is now deaf so most times he lays on the path of the vehicle and we always have to come down to drive him away because he can't hear us honking

Moana:
its not me you should be asking o

Ishilove:
Same way my Ruggedman is more than a friend

Ishilove:
The eye has an opaque and cloudy covering over the pupil

Moana:
its not me

Omavik:
Lol.. Mai suya kor,,, Mai shayi ni

Omavik:
I no get bible

StOla:
Words cannot truly capture the kind of human being that Jonathan is.

To think that I actively campaigned within my social circle and online platforms that he must be duely elevated to Acting President when Yar'Adua was comatose in Saudi Arabia.

I remember reading a newspaper article early in the Yar'Adua presidency when the president was still somewhat healthy, on the uneventful office of the vice president Jonathan. Some Bayelsa women supporters had visited the wife of the vice-president Patience Jonathan, and enquired from her the whereabouts of her husband. Her reply was that he was performing his job of reading newspapers as assigned to him by the overbearing Turai Yar'Adua.

Not until Jonathan assumed the presidency at the demise of Yar'Adua did I realise the import of the task Turai Yar'Adua assigned to Jonathan the vice-president. Despite having a PHD, she simply found him so bereft of knowledge that could be useful in the administration of her husband.

Jonathan was the epitome of the word clueless.

Omavik:
Why the two of una con open teeth



I call mine Masoyi

StOla:
Buhari has always been good in providing great and appropriate hospitality for public fund looters.

This daring and wilful attempt to ensure a fellow Northerner did not escape justice, put Buhari in the echelon of the anti-corruption fight.

An irresponsible president who had nothing to show for the myriad of corruption scandals that occurred in his tenure, tried his best to discredit Buhari with this Umaru Dikko episode, but ended up promoting the Buhari brand as the only rational and patriotic option available to the electorate.

The same ineffectual buffoon when told that his regime would be probed, even had the temerity to suggest previous national scandals/frauds that his successor should also probe, while forgetting that he inherited the reports on those scandals and had been president for 5years without showing any interest in those reports till he was sacked by the electorate who were puzzled that such an irresponsible and useless being existed in this world.

Olamipapa:
Too gbaski

Olamipapa:
Change your style, another style, another style, be like that. Hope my Co generation mate remember this.

SailorXY:
Blood & Thunder

Just the way we appreciate it

.... but 8 years for Bachelors? c'mon mehn, surely that's not possible

Moana:
Warris going on here? All this hot mama forking you are sharing ehn?

Liberty90:
Yorubas again as usual...wondering what Igbos are doing 24/7. Keep worrying about Igbos...the newly released WEAC showed yoruba fighting for position with Sokoto and Zamfara, and ahead by Boko Haram infested states like Borno and Adamawa. If you continue on this path, you will be last in the next WEAC. Anumanu!

The Chart as obtained by PUNCH showed the list of all the states and their positions.
See details of chart below:

Abia - 1st
Anambra - 2nd
Edo - 3rd
Rivers - 4th
Imo - 5th
Lagos - 6th (Non yorubas only)
Bayelsa - 7th
Delta - 8th
Enugu -9th
Ebonyi - 10th
Ekiti - 11th
Kaduna - 12th
Ondo - 13th
Abuja - 14th
Kogi - 15th
Benue - 16th
Akwa Ibom - 17th
Kwara - 18th
Ogun - 19th
Cross River - 20th
Taraba - 21st
Plateau - 22nd
Nassarawa -23rd
Kano - 24th
Borno - 25th
Oyo - 26th
Niger - 27th
Adamawa -28th
Osun -29th
Sokoto - 30th
Bauchi - 31st
Kebbi - 32nd
Katsina - 33rd)
Gombe - 34th
Jigawa - 35th
Zamfara - 36th
Yobe - LAST.

https://www.nairaland.com/2913833/again-south-east-leads-wassce-performance/1

Hope these put more fear in you.

Ojukwu 1967
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Nnamdi Kanu 2015
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matrix199:
I repeat, is this a country?!

I remember many years back in unilag at the lagoon front, a car pulled over at the creative art studio and asked for the direction to unilag guest house. There was a student who wore a camou short. The coconuthead officer ordered his aide to seize the short from the student. The aide called the student, and told him to remove the camou and hand it over. The guy pleaded that he wore no under-pant, but he wldn't listen. The aide came down with his horse whip. The guy was in a dilemma. Should he obey and hand over the camou and go naked in full view of the public, or continue pleading. At the point, my avengers and I, who usually come to the front to calm our nerves with u know, had to come to his rescue. We confronted the soldiers and told them, ordinarily, if they weren't in uniform, they would have been floating in the lagoon. But because of the fact they are properties of the government, we'll kindly enlighten them that a university is like a mini country inside a macro country. It has a head and a parliament. It has constitutions as well. You can't come in here ordering a student to pull off his short(whether it's a camou or not). Maybe when he leaves the school environment, then u can abuse the power vested upon you by the authority(not that you're individually powerful). Well, they had no choice than to let him go.

Now I ask again, is this a country?

StOla:
Was Jonathan from the North when the middlebelt, some Northern states and the SouthWest voted him as president in 2011?

A president Jonathan who had evidence of performance and a record of anticorruption would have won any Northern candidate.

Instead Jonathan kept on saying "if re-elected, I will do...", and Amaechi aptly termed him "President I will do".

Jonathan was the president who always set up useless committees on every matter without even reading the recommendations of those committees.

He then set out to highlight how Buhari fought corruption with fury during his military regime. Jonathan sold the Buhari project more than any Buhari sponsored advert.

Then lastly, Jonathan confirmed what we have always known about his vehement refusal to fight corruption when he asked the immortal question:

"How much did Jim Nwobodo stole that Buhari regime put him in Jail?"

The world marveled at the purest form of presidential cluelessness and irresponsibility.

Cc: Happiness87

RobinHez:
e fit shock u for eye b4 the game!

khattab02:
hehehehehe....... Sorry!!! I been don dey wait for their usual boastful pride.





Pele.....

khattab02:
hehehehehe.........





Arsenal fans already being cocky even before their own game tomorrow, ahead of their clash with Leicester next week....




I dey laffff....

Nubian113:
my gap is small so my drive is high but small
See op has a motorway through his teeth

geez18:
exactly! it goes to show how little Nigerians think of Nigeria.imagine leaving Nigeria for India imagine the absurdity!

geez18:
lol...,i've been laughing since i read your comment.