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AgapeCharis:
Dr Kabiru. Hypertension wey go catch you this night still dey drink origin.

prettythicksme:
Dear no die in my eyes

McEwen:

TheSonOfMark:

Let's hope Ishiløve wouldn't sanction us.

ronald4lif:
Stay thematic bro, and stop wishing about the past, we're in the present and it would be a shellacking against noisy Barca in a few hours time. Scratch that.

TheSonOfMark:

It is "keep to your lane" and not "stay your lane", dolt.

Gosh! How did you pass your WAEC examinations with a vocabulary stock as depleted as yours?

I hope you wouldn't notify the moderators to bail you out again, like the frightened rodent that you are?

self-service to the picture of a flat-breasted girl with freckled emulsion-paint-coated face? No, thanks.

I prefer real females and not pictures, busty ones especially, and that's something you aren't.
Bony thing!

I'm willing to prolong your misery.

ronald4lif:
Thank God say you know your club is going down tonight. My condolence bro.

RobinHez:
i've replied u

stephenqueen:
Which kin Evangelist be this Shey na wetin I talk say make you read be this

ronald4lif:
I just dey pity Barca fans sha. A lot of people would need both systolic and diastolic pressure check tonight. DrA ify please stay standby, loads of lives will need to resuscitation, including that of your agbero colleague King Tom.

Tashaam ania, do you have your medical kit handy?.

AgapeCharis:
Chai! I give up on you.

Tolzeal:
Guy, I go like you to be KingKUNTA o, What you think?

Moana:
night shining armour tingz

chimerase2:
I dn forget AMU but u OTU knw dos mumu names

AgapeCharis:
Your Mr fast and furious Mr saviour is the one that's obviously clueless. Stop digressing. The topic on ground is; your propaganda party have praised buhari for seeking help from neighboring countries. When Jonathan did exactly the same thing y'all were fusing about the action. Maybe you didn't read buhari's words well. Read it again.

Now you have heard all those substantial fact of Northeast until Chad, Niger and Cameroon was coming to help Nigeria to get Boko Haram. This is a big shame to Nigeria military which I know very well, from Bama to Zaria to Liberia to Sierra Leone to Dafu. Nigeria military and reputation or competence, but Nigeria military could not guard Nigeria or save Nigeria from 14 local government until other countries come and help us. So, in this 16 years, I speak in this basis, serious told you the PDP has destroyed Nigeria.

See your party's chieftain's reaction to Jonathan's visit to Chad.

Hypocrites!!!!! !!!!

Tolzeal:
[size=15pt]..Eh eh...No hard Feelings Bro[/size]




Tom still owns the FLOOR...

RobinHez:
hehe.

Obinoscopy:
Ten ladies have just read this post of yours and you know what? They believed it!

Coded guy.

lagunna1:


https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/psycho.gif

stephenqueen:
Op is guilty of some of what she listed
Women/ladies has been a confused creature since the days of eve .Naso their mama Eve confused papa Adam give him apple chop .Na that mumu Eve dey make person die now
My papa dey always tell me say make I forget am, say I can never understand a woman.Noting you go do for them wey dem go like, if you love them too much you be mugun, no love dem at all dem go call you player.You call dem too much dem go talk say dem busy,no call at all dem go talk say you dey cheat.If you dey give dem money dem go tell dia friends say you be maga, no give dem money dem go talk say you be akagun Haba una wan kill person , No worry our own time go soon cum. Make una go read your bible isaiah 4 vs 1: And in that day seven women shall take hold of one man, saying, We will eat our own bread, and wear our own apparel: let us be called by thy name to take away our reproach. Evangelist Kingtom please read another version of the bible for me











TABLE:
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.
Physical properties:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care.
3. Very bitter when mishandled.
Chemical properties:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum,
diamond, branded clothes and other expensive
items.
Nature:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.
Occurrence:
Mostly found in front of the mirrors.
Other properties includes:
(1) Reacts with MARY-K powder to form a sexy
Opaque surface area.
(2)Very Stable in the presence of I-Pad,
Blackberry, and Galaxy tabs.
(3) Very Volatile when a corrosive element e.g
Another Girl(AG) tries to take her BF by
Substitution reaction.
(4) Highly Unstable when the Half-Life of her
Radioactive Dating reaches 30yrs.
(5)Makes a happy POP sound when a Basic
substance like Brazilian Hair or foreign element
like GUCCI combines with her at a high
temperature of 100,000 degree Naira...chemistry
for u!!
Assignment: give me @least 2 more natures u tnk
abt d element Gl...if you are a scientistt d element Gl...if you are a scientist

Tolzeal:
Hahaha...King TOm is [size=25pt]bursted[/size] ......LOL Me self see m oo...lols

TheSonOfMark:
www .nairaland.com/victoriabee

There you have it guys, Victoriabee, the rat-faced emulsion-paint-coated flat-chested fleabag.
If she denies it isn't her picture, may she be struck by lightning.
Cc:

Sve en/Dick k
Vic toriabee( I am making good my threat)
King tom
DarkR ebel666
Aga peCharis
Swee torgasm

RobinHez:
its quite funny and ridiculous at the same time, i saw it here
http://www.fox10phoenix.com/story/22936927/2013/07/25/sell-your-body-legally-for-cash

i can't write on that....at least not yet

ronald4lif:
Stop living in past glory. Juve go frustrate una today. Your voodoo no go work this time.

AgapeCharis:
Na you teach me work ooo
Gbagaun!!! !!!! !! !! !!! !! !! !! !! !!

Obinoscopy:
That's because of what I call nemesis . I'm sure you've lost count of how many you've used and dumped

lagunna1:
You see as the guy dey yab me o..

Moana:
he asked for my kpec he is up there