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vjsmiles:
[size=14pt] still waiting for king tom to accept his nomination


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[size=14pt] I VJSMILES hereby nominate myself for MR. Nairaland


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francizy:
Ogbeni answer my question na!

Am I overweight?

Obinoscopy:
Just one meat
...................but you can add fish

AgapeCharis:
Complicated. Feels good to be back.

Obinoscopy:
She should be the only sugar in your tea. The only meat in your ewedu.

Obinoscopy:
The only meat in your ewedu. Just one meat, no orishirishi.

Obinoscopy:
Bad boy . I saw your first post

Obinoscopy:
Hun, I've told him where his perfect match is[url=draify].[/url]. Deep down he knows who she is and she'll see this thread soon enough and comment .

Obinoscopy:
I've got just the perfect match for you. I won't tell you her name. Just search your heart, she has been there all along

francizy:

francizy:
See me see trouble oh! Untop my own thread kwa!

francizy:
Ashawo

francizy:
So you mean to say Kinglekan is foolish by default?



Abeg na joke oh!

francizy:
Chai! Na so patients dey die for this woman wrapper hand kwo?

Na your type go tell HIV patient say "You have HIV, next time mind how you open your legs"..

Aminat508:
me and who?

kinglekan:

Hahahahaha! So where all the food wey francizy dey chop con dey go nah?

@Francizy, Maybe you have very hungry bones. Am sure they would account for 80% of your BMI.

Bag of Bones.

Na joke ooooo.

Aminat508:
am fine dearie

MizMyColi:
Hahahahaha
Variety's the spice of life Mr Tom Tom
Working on being a 360° (f)

Aminat508:
nawaooo

MizMyColi:
Face Front Jhoor

Your eye no dey see this kind thing pass

idu1:

idu1:

asumo12:
errrm ori ife nko!

asumo12:
errrm ori ife nko!

asumo12:
errrm ori ife nko!

MizMyColi:
OP, you've been mentally conditioned to believe that ladies who wear thongs and G-Strings are spoilt or promiscuous (Ladies in a strip club prolly comes to mind).


FYI
Before now, I used to condemn thongs and G-string wearers. If these set of panties could talk, they will call me #AuntyHypocrite....[size=25pt]that's because almost ALL my undies are thongs[/size] and I can categorically tell you that my eye never tear reach back.

Your wife would have her reasons.
Mine's for the freedom and fresh air it allows....

asumo12:
who else? Adufetohposh nani!

luxanne:
Lool
I wanted him in the competition too but he's turned down every attempts I made.
Pls bring in his perfect match and convince him as well
There's no escaping this Kin gtom

luxanne:
See the two of them shouting NO and at the same time!

Awww, missed you dearie

How u dey na?

Shebi last year's edition u were complaining u missed it, now nko?

Oya do the needful so we can update ur names sharperly, feel free to bring ur partner

idu1:
King Tom dey there

Obinoscopy:
Where's KingTom? He needs to be in this competition. And I think I know his perfect match. It'll be fun.