₦airaland Forum

Lisaflex:
Sure... Not far tho

Well to me it is You no like UNICAL wey you run go Abakiliki

prettythicksme:
dat jack eehnnnn

Na bad guy

fuckshit:
my greetings; fυςking right; so fυςking brilliant; am impressed

Fuçking amazing indeed!

dharay88:
in jail bro...till on d 11th

imagine dat shiiiit...

Kai

JoeCutie:
29? How come... Since 12 is to 18, 22 should be to 28. Or did he wait for you to add one more year before he continues adding?

His 23rd birthday is in October

dharay88:
and 0p, omitting ds girl's name in ur lame list already proves its a whacked list.

Wey Dharay99

Lisaflex:
Ebonyi state uni

Oh! Wow, that far? No wahala sha I full ground. One day you go back

ggrin:
u no like honeywell noodles

What is this one saying?

Fuckshit, I see you sir! OP your analysis is brilliant

jemmiee:
loool!! Dey wnt dare do rubbish... Ben Ayade looks promising

No be to speak big English oh, na to do the work

Lisaflex:
Sch

School? Where?

vizkiz:
must you click on the reply button

Wait, you no get work?

I was wondering the same thing?

Lisaflex:
Aiyaa, ah no dey Cali atm...Wish i was arnd

Where you come dey? Was looking forward to meeting you

AgapeCharis:
I see

Ok let me not derail my oga's business

jemmiee:
. Haha! Abi o.. Dem suppose try well... Dey r professors

Na wetin make I dey fear them, Ivara Esu do us strong thing when he was our V.C

daveP:
(turns and pours him more coffee)

**Sips**

daveP:
that would be 4:30am already.

(looks@ clock) chai. Kachi fo

most round 1 are usually boring. Rd 11 is always the most interesting

See me see my mumuness, I dey look Las Vegas time eh? Abeg na tomorrow I go find out, make I go sleep

ggrin:
why u edit ma post nw

You well so?

ggrin:
why u edit ma post nw

You well so?

Mojanity:
So sad. But a nokia phone with android os would be tha bomb though.

Nokia X, XL and my phone X_2 are androids, but they are useless

AgapeCharis:
Na everybody for this Nairaland you sabi sef??

I dey discuss politics of my adopted state na

daveP:
(hesitates to drink this "Zobo" )

Drink your Zobo flavored coffee guy

ggrin:
na lanicky hin dy ff up and down now o
That chick wey get wide and deep

Chai

Lisaflex:
Ufan wots up?

I dey come Blues bar today oh

jemmiee:
. My dear.... I taya oh!

I hope these fatheads Ayade and my former Mumu V.C Ivara Esu go try for us

daveP:
(faints and revives with some coffee leaf smeared on his nose)

e go sweet you say u sabi make one channel clear. But e go taya you cos when you "antenna" reputation spreads, you don get job be that-Frustrating!

neigbour 1-5 go sabi you, even your street. Uncle go boast say u get one kine jazz wey dey make channel show.


well..... Unanimous fit mayweather. KO fits Manny. Il be asleep then

If round 1 is boring, I go just go sleep

jemmiee:
. Lol swag!

I swear

AgapeCharis:
That's how we roll.

✌ ✔

Ya!

ggrin:
don't mind that jack aparo sparrow boi jere

wey Ice na?

Lisaflex:
Call?

Call him na

daveP:
Balogun your eyelid go form tent, the mouth go spread like carpet and the chin go resembel eiffel tower upside down!

thank God true true. (imagines him bounces as the ring announcer calls his ringname before a fight) wait, e for fit you small o. Just that "tent" go dey form after every match

I defeated Balogun na, but the guy bruise me well! Chai, I knocked him out. Na there I get this KINGTOM name na, ask those guys for Abeokuta

jemmiee:
. Hahahaha yes o... Bt as d money no dey na... Dem neva pay salary 4 calabar o... I'm jst using it for nw

You dey mind that yeye Imoke?