₦airaland Forum

daveP:
hmm. Enunciate, elaborate, elucidaye, but simplify.

Simply put, I'm a menace to society

Lala247:

I think I'm in love

AgapeCharis:
How did I miss KingTom's interview??
You get luck.

When mirexxx own wan start?? Got a couple of questions for her.

Mumu, na that day wey you bin get teenage female retreat na

KelvinGraphics:
Oga anu mpama

What's AgapeChris? Is that a name for the new Wet Mexican weed??

Puerto Rican weed

Evina:
I checked your profile and if that's you, plus your dokita profile. Mbanu, we must interview that April gal.

Na photoshop na, I ugly pass AgapeOshiomole in real life

Godvilla:
[color=olive]Please...please...pleasseeee...
Na my property be that öóO

I no know wetin ur eyes find go reach there [/color]

Oga na just look I dey look, I no dey touch na

Lala247:
Lol yash whisperer how u dey

Lala247:
Im only spoilt for u hun

Jesus! that pic

Godvilla:
[color=olive]I think say u be virgin like kingtom... I no know say una 2 don spoil pass Alberto2k and Lala247 *seals mouth and runs out of thread*[/color]

Mumu!

AgapeCharis:
Ewu

AgapeCharis:
E pain am. ;DAbortion don dey hungry you to do again abi?

KelvinGraphics:
Dont worry, my driver KingTom is here to drive me back home.

Good to know U are good tho, i have missed mother earth so much too.

I will be back soon

Oga Mkpi you scarce pass AgapeCharis sense o

AgapeCharis:
Like say no be your area of specialization be that

I weep for your ignorance

AgapeCharis:


Born again my foot

Look at this 'unsmiling' he goat

Evina:

But I heard from a very reliable source that KingTom is a native doctor.

The source was wrong

AgapeCharis:
That abortion specialist??

IGBOSON2:
^^^The innocent young men he slaughtered in cold blood in Asaba may beg to differ!......Just saying!!

Yes they may

AgapeCharis:
No be my fault na.
Wetin KingTom sabi?

It was written by an Indian love specialist

Yinmu

Evina:

This one na juju love text.
Was it originally written by KingTom?

I am not a native doctor on weekends

Evina:
Hahahahahahahaha
My hips oh.

ggrin:

Akatako!

AgapeCharis:
Ok no worry. you won't face any embarrassment.

No worry! If no be say I be born again. Mtchheeew wetin I for do you!

AgapeCharis:
Where I even copy the digits put sef? I don loss am o. Them KingTom at work again

shoro niyen

kinglekan:

Ok before I ask my questions, let me give you guys this short rib cracker.

Some time last year I travelled to my hometown and I heard this really funny tale of a couple who got robbed.

So there was this couple who recently moved into their new home and in a bid to celebrate their first night, they decided to have a romantic dinner and a "never forget" intimate time together.

While they were just getting down to the main business after several minutes of pre-intimacy, the Men you don't want knocking your door by midnight showed up.

The hubby whispered to his wife to remain calm and hurriedly climbed up into the ceiling with his pot belly and not forgetting his b.o.n.e.r.

When the thieves finally got in by removing the security door. They called out to the man and told him they had heard his voice while they were busy trying to gain entrance.

In shame and fear he climbed down while they waited patiently. Yeah!!! he got a severe beaten of his life and they didn't lay a finger on his wife.

As they dealt with him, his wife watched with mixed feelings, not knowing whether to pity him or have a good laugh.


So here are my questions;

1. Guys if you found yourself in such situation what would you do? (i.e, you have an escape route but only you can make use of it.)

2. Ladies if your bf or hubby did this to you, what would be your reaction.


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It's confusing oh, because normally i would let my wife escape, but these days I no trust boys again o, robbers rape one man for Ikeja last year o But na my wife go escape sha, I get Iron briefs

dharay99:
e go still far o0...
No dey fear naaa...

Herzumpther:
Yes. Make I send u pm.

Ok

dharay99:
and wetin b ikong ekpo,
Well make I no derail...til den.

When is your interview?

Herzumpther:
Eminor ti miss e gannnnn

Yes you can.

yeah you don come back!

dharay99:
o boy my amor tank dey loaded, I dey ready 4yhu...

Ehmm, bring ur thermometer & syringe wyl me i pack my SK full battle ground...u tink say na small.

Till then

wristwatch:
Hehehehe Dharay99 vs Kingtom

Dharay99 ur interview eh! U go hear wien! Just get ready in advance

E go tell us why hin use hin school fees dey buy ikong ekpo

Herzumpther:
No you are not.

You have started o. Kilode? Ah kingtom ti ya wereey egba mi o.

Chai, oghene bikor

Biko wefu afam sharp sharp.

Isi ogologo.

Ori kekere! Isi ntakiri, okolobikio! I don miss you seriously o I wan take you out o Se mole gba email re?