₦airaland Forum

2dice:
it was on Sunday
aah no dey ynash on Sundays

Chai you no try oooo, Shey na Prettythicksme be the babe

2dice:
hmnn wich work be that
oga jamisi

Jamisi ke? Na Nairaland interview oh, dem say dem wan know me better

prettythicksme:
This is d reason y babes dont reply ur pms

I don't send PMs sweedy, the babes send PMs to me

2dice:
cool so kilon poppin since no weed today

I get interview by 6:20PM oooo

2dice:
Okies eehm lemme talk
i met this Girl with the moniker Aisha..
On our first date everything she ordered for *High-sha*
she said she want
i-pod
i-pad
i-phone
inshort everything
i-sha
Na so i Run
cc Ki ngtom
step henqueen
ipledgg e
kin glekan
jacksp arrow1207
or ijin101
How una see am?

I hope say you YANSH the mumu?

Lisaflex:
Aiyaa, I'm here nw...Btw dt guy don sell d land gv u? If he doesn't agree 2 sell it to u,let me knw so i'll collect it n gv it 2 u for free

You're here ke? Have I seen you? Even your face sef I never see.
No I claimed one land na, based on your influence

2dice:
hmnn.. Winch church you do attend?

St. Patrick's Parish

Lisaflex:
Ufan wots up?

I dey miss you na

2dice:
baba me jes dey come from church
U go?

9-11:45

ItsMeAboki:
LOL! You no well i swear!

Guy, My General and I dey bad mood now o, our team go fück up yesterday against Chelsea

stephenqueen:
For your small mind, you and kingtom must be supporting Eyimba Fc if na fine boiz dey support Man utd

Mumu! Una no go even smell one Goal for Aba township Stadium!!!

2dice:
una stillll dey here

We dey keep vigil

stephenqueen:
Mumu see how ishilove dey handle ur thing

stephenqueen:
No land for u

*****************AGBERO ZONE!********************
KEEP OFF!!!!!!!!!!

stephenqueen:
Mumu I no dey duty today, na alberto2k dey duty

Agbero2k no fit na

frankezi:
na lie joor d guy is strongly thinking now he is going to Aso rock should he switch to SK cos its odourless or continue bush weed mehn its just a tough choice

Bush weed all the way mehn!!

jimmy4x:
I never called Rooney, VP, Mata, Herrera nd young flops.....Hazard has been better than Rooney this season
Hazard has been better than Mata
Hazard has been better than Herrera
Hazard has been better than Young
VP has been injured for months this season
This season started since August not January or March 2015 when most of these guys started shinning
Hazard has been a consistent performer and a torn in the flesh of defenders since day 1
THE DEFENDERS NIGHTMARE

Except PSG!!!!!

2dice:
una stillll dey here

Ashawo don comot na

Orijin101:
God is the most high oooo. . .
you know why?
All the smoke wey dey come out from the weeds wey una dey smoke, where them dem go?

Up to the sky mehn

Mr. Orji, while you have raised your points, I disagree with you. Since according to you, all the villains in South Africa are Nigerians, why don't the South Africans just deport them? Are South African criminals not in other Countries, from your name Orji, I can deduce that you are a Nigerian, you accuse us of not contributing anything to SA, that is a lie! The jewellery shops, the eateries, all these are being burnt by the South African thugs! Just imagine if Multichoice that is robbing us blind, imagine if we start burning and looting MTN, Multichoice, Stanbic, e.t.c what do you think will happen? It is well, I assure you that the consequences will be dire! In South Africa, you have a house you are hated, you have a girlfriend, you are hated! Hate crimes and Xenophobic attacks will lead us nowhere! Thank God I did not go to that County. I love my country, I love Nigeria

By Aworinde, Thomas C.

Orijin101:
The weyrey guyz dey smoke weed before them go church na. . .
so that he who is in them will be greater than he who is in the world!

Eruku lau lau

The MOST HIGH reigneth

Orijin101:
kabiru dey on coma na
Abeg, if you go church, pray for me sha

Na 9:00 I go enter. That Agbero Stephenqueen na our usher, the guy no dey allow make person enter Church after 9 oooo

Godvilla:
[color=olive]
Hahaha... I talk am!
Oga even get the botanical name sef.
I troway cap for u proffessor...[/color]

These are the best women to marry, their breasts sag but it's not too noticeable, not like this Funke wey breast big like Calabash! After I work on it for 3 years, e go reach expiration!

Funke na Joke ooooooooooo

Godvilla:
[color=olive]Slant pointed bobby?
Hehehe.... U for study womanology just like Kingtom. I bet u'd blossom in that field. [/color]

Those are called pea shaped mammary glands

Orijin101:
No be una dey cause am
Na why mods no fit move am to FP again. . .
within 40minutes, 70+ comments

Baba oooooooooo!!!!! Meanwhile Kabiru dey Here since 2005, e no comment. Na you biko

Orijin101:
i never decide jhare

Decide ke? Baba your Ogun Owo dey work well o, chai all ya topics dey hit 100+ and 200+ comments, even when you no smell FP

Orijin101:
una still dey here ?

You no go Church?

stephenqueen:
Kingtom na witch doctor na

kinglekan:
Heheheheh!!!

Him nor dey pay to do. Na Free of Charge.

*singing in sound sultan's voice*

One day bush meat go catch the hunter

alberto2k:
the kingtom I know dey run INSERTING clinic strictly for female patients

Mumu pikins!

stephenqueen:
Make I book this land first, kingtom come see something

Lisaflex na my babe oh, abeg sell me land

Ipledge:
Hmmm, now I know am sitting on long thing.biko answer me before those agbero (kingtom and crew) flood here

I have banned myself from this place!