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Christianity Etc › Re: 12 Signs Your Soul Has Reincarnated Several Times by KingTom(m): 12:30am On Apr 05, 2015
khiaa:
LMAO grin grin grin You are crazy.
grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Buhari's Victory Celebration At Gani Fawehinmi Freedom Park In Ojota, Lagos by KingTom(m): 12:29am On Apr 05, 2015
SeverusSnape:
Wetin?!... Bros, I've been around o, haven't you been seeing me?
Why would I run away?... Did Jonathan run away?
Read wetin I write about you na? grin
Romance › Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by KingTom(m):
farano:
na you sabi mtcheeewww!
What are you staring at in your profile pic? shocked shocked shocked
Fashion › Re: Can you do This? (pic) by KingTom(m): 12:08am On Apr 05, 2015
qbd2:
Lol
maybe when I was small, I used to do something like that. But of course not like THIS one that's wearing a faceless watch. Mine was to wear a wristwatch dat no longer works.
* I wonder what this man will do when someone asks him what d time says...
He will say "Quarter to buy your own!!!"
grin grin grin
Family › Re: Photo..you're A 90's Kid If You Did Play This Game. by KingTom(m): 12:06am On Apr 05, 2015
We did not have pens and papers in the 1500's cry
Romance › Re: Dare To Cheat On Her? (photo) by KingTom(m): 12:04am On Apr 05, 2015
Zohan:
Happy Easter too sir. Take this holy kiss kiss
wink
Christianity Etc › Re: 12 Signs Your Soul Has Reincarnated Several Times by KingTom(m): 12:03am On Apr 05, 2015
khiaa:
Why are you so shocked Tom?
I'm not a toy kind of girl, boy toys are more fun to play with. grin grin grin
Okay so do you prefer it full frontal or behind the BIG APPLE PIE grin
Nairaland General › Re: TOP Most Influential And Respected Romancelanders This Year! by KingTom(m): 12:00am On Apr 05, 2015
daviyjones:
Am your host THE MAN OF LIST, some will say is too early because we are in the 4th month of the year. I say so far this are the great personalities.

¤ emusmith

¤ tosyne2much

¤ rokiatu

¤ naijaboiy

¤ djeezy

¤ missclassy

¤ tomking

¤ agapecharis

¤ blackett

¤ marieolae

¤ lala247

¤ orijin101

¤ BUYGALA

¤ cutieberie1

¤ falconey

¤ enegod

¤D1CK

¤ wristwatch

¤ dimple192

¤ stephenqueen

No more no less.
Who is tomking? huh
Romance › Re: Dare To Cheat On Her? (photo) by KingTom(m): 11:56pm On Apr 04, 2015
Zohan:
Awww!! Thanks grin grin
You're welcome, happy easter sirgrin
Romance › Re: Who Is This Naija Boy Sef? by KingTom(m): 11:39pm On Apr 04, 2015
stephenqueen:
Madt man grin
grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Who Is This Naija Boy Sef? by KingTom(m): 11:22pm On Apr 04, 2015
stephenqueen:
werey na for bed u wan punish her undecided why u no fit cane her gringrin
I wan CANE am with my snake na grin
Romance › Re: Who Is This Naija Boy Sef? by KingTom(m): 11:13pm On Apr 04, 2015
stephenqueen:
kingtom free dis babe na,u chop craze ni gringrin
Baba see this small pikin o, e wan play with hin elder prick? grin grin grin I go show am say Ijebu man no dey tire for bed grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by KingTom(m): 11:08pm On Apr 04, 2015
dre11:
But I no sabi the direction to your side
I dey Calabar, that's where I work grin
Health › Re: Help, Can Her Husband Big Manhood Afect The Flow Of Her Period by KingTom(m): 11:08pm On Apr 04, 2015
ggrin:
so u be doctor shockedshockedshocked

Dr John Thomas Chisom Aworinde lipsrsealed
Reverse Cowgirl!! grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Mr & Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 Suggestions and Complaints Thread by KingTom(m): 11:07pm On Apr 04, 2015
zicoraads:
Here we go again embarassed

I, me, myself and I...nominate KingTom for Mr. Nairaland and missclassy for lipsrsealed

I also nominate Lala247...for...for lipsrsealed


Cc: Dygeasy grin
Bros why evils na? grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by KingTom(m): 11:07pm On Apr 04, 2015
Missmossy:
tongue tongue tongue
Ok so it's because I'm short abi? I can take herbs to make myself grow. Please say yes grin grin
Romance › Re: Dare To Cheat On Her? (photo) by KingTom(m): 11:04pm On Apr 04, 2015
Zohan:
Where my Easter eggs? Huh huh
Here you go grin

Romance › Re: Dare To Cheat On Her? (photo) by KingTom(m): 6:04pm On Apr 04, 2015
eskober:
Go n die
Bros why evils na? grin
Romance › Re: Who Is This Naija Boy Sef? by KingTom(m): 6:02pm On Apr 04, 2015
celine234:
you dey eat bottle? *hiss*
Market don tire you? grin
Romance › Re: Who Is This Naija Boy Sef? by KingTom(m): 5:57pm On Apr 04, 2015
celine234:
yea thanks, and you're what?
I think I've seen you somewhere, were you not the man that was shown on TV for too much dry garri in his system?

all those things you mentioned above, are obviously the symptoms.
please treat your madness carefully, I though they locked you in a cell, how come you escaped and came here to write this?

I know your symptom OK, you dont need to write it.
you see my hand direction, follow straight, it will take you to yaba left.
Yaba left, you mean your Permanent residence? My dear please, I know I am mad, but it seems your madness surpasses mine by a million miles since you are trading words with Baba Weyrey! Serve jor!


You wan challenge Kingtom abi? grin grin grin
I dey go Church now sha. grin
Romance › Re: Dare To Cheat On Her? (photo) by KingTom(m): 5:51pm On Apr 04, 2015
eskober:
I was thinking she will ask u why u have decided to join your fore fathers at this time, all i can tell u now is that life is precious don't waste it




One love bro wink
But I love this girl o, now how do I break up with her, she could kill me grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Liverpool (4 - 1) On 4th April 2015 by KingTom(m): 5:39pm On Apr 04, 2015
stephenqueen:
Your papa yansh,no worry u go talk amu again on the 18th of April
Ok your yansh shall be exposed on the 18th grin Rooney and Co. Go sodomise you grin
Health › Re: Help, Can Her Husband Big Manhood Afect The Flow Of Her Period by KingTom(m): 5:38pm On Apr 04, 2015
DWJOBScom:
correct dokita!!!!!!!!!!
Baba we just dey do our job o grin
Romance › Re: Who Is This Naija Boy Sef? by KingTom(m): 5:36pm On Apr 04, 2015
celine234:
lol
am not, sorry if you're offended
I am not I was asking why you had to annoy me, oya take am!!


1) You don remove your picture abi, see your over bloated cheeks like Abacha's scrotum

2) Shapeless head like Damaged watermelon

3) ji bakin shi kamar bura!!!!!!!!!!!!

grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Dare To Cheat On Her? (photo) by KingTom(m): 5:33pm On Apr 04, 2015
Zohan:
Happy Easter in advance big bros sad sad
Same to you, why the sad face? embarassed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Aston Villa (3 - 1) On 4th April 2015 by KingTom(m): 5:32pm On Apr 04, 2015
immortalvoices:
gringringrin
We don silence our critics today o grin grin
Romance › Re: Who Is This Naija Boy Sef? by KingTom(m): 5:31pm On Apr 04, 2015
AgapeCharis:
[color=indigo]After you change your dp. tongue[/color]
That will be in June, My Babalawo said one year must expire before I change it, then I will change again in June next year grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Dare To Cheat On Her? (photo) by KingTom(m): 5:29pm On Apr 04, 2015
eskober:
then show her this picture and and tell her everything you said here and let me know whatever she tells u. Then i will tell you what is in my mind
She said if you bring that thing to my house, I will disown you grin
Romance › Re: Who Is This Naija Boy Sef? by KingTom(m): 5:07pm On Apr 04, 2015
celine234:
which elder? tiaaaa, [size=30pt]fat old man[/size]
WHY EVILS? WHY?

cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry
Health › Re: Help, Can Her Husband Big Manhood Afect The Flow Of Her Period by KingTom(m): 5:02pm On Apr 04, 2015
SPACE FOR SALE! grin
Health › Re: Help, Can Her Husband Big Manhood Afect The Flow Of Her Period by KingTom(m): 4:57pm On Apr 04, 2015
rokiatu:
KingTom where you? You are needed here. tongue
Here I am! grin

OP tell your friend to relax, most women have
their menstrual cycles like that, but if she is not
seeing her period the way she used to then so
many other factors may be at play, fruits and
vegetables are most likely to help her out, the
occasional "blood meal" is also advised. Abeg
Peniis no dey block flow of menstruation o, by
the way she stands a better chance of getting
pregnant now that her husband is "HORSE
COCCK LARRY" the sperm will go deeper and
fertilzation is more likely to occur.


Dr. Thomas Chisom Aworinde M.D

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