₦airaland Forum

Welcome back bro, I care!

stephenqueen:

Make e no hear o

Truckpusher:
Wait o , Na guy be that ?

I nearly send am pm

E for dun be for my head walahi!

Chimerase2?

stephenqueen:
I knw see amu oooooo,E be like say E don chop ban

The mumu still dey o

chimerase2:
ban kee
U tink say I be like u?
Amu unbannable in nairaland

Man of God!

bqlekan:
see you, so long the head office is dead,the branch office is a goner

Hahahahaha the branch office has been transformed to the head office

stephenqueen:
ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

Guy you don see Chimerase2 e be like say dem don ban am

bqlekan:
you cal a branchy amu 2? aanu re sheymi.. its just branches..

no the branch office functions in the absence of the head office

bqlekan:
nna ehn, oyo na your case, just pass me your bae make i continue the ministry 4u.

No worry, I get Amu abuo

bqlekan:
i hope its not your amu, anyway,worry not, it wil only help shrink it.. its way 2 big already..its better there than the face,

Na amu o

ggrin:
u wan lemme ff rokiatu abi

Who be this one?

bqlekan:
bro, abeg o, its better on your body than the face.. you knw you have to b the next mr nairaland.. you are unseating naijaboy.. use make up n u wil unseat nneka 2..

Chai chai e don happen, I don pour am for my

dechandel:
Shey you know faith can move mountain??

Why evils?

Unibenstudent:
I am healed thank u Jesus

Praise God

dechandel:
I will marry you if the female presidential aspirant wins election

Chai see wickedness!!!!!!!!!! abeg na just say Johnathan or Buhari that I know have chances, you don use style tell me never!! Abi?

dechandel:
Ggrin!!!

Why are you calling another man's wife here? I want to marry you!

Unibenstudent my guy, abeg stop disgracing yourself like this na Chai. Okobunjiko has placed another curse on this young man's head. I release you from the yoke of Bondage in Jesus Name

dre11:
Just one day.......

We shall come and celebrate

Yes o

dechandel:

You didnt tell me na
You don dey old
Go and marry..
This is my own way of saying happy birthday!!

Come make we go altar na, please na abeg, I don dey dream of those your legs since, and what lies underneath that black dress

Blackett:

blackheadt Blackett Tyler

bqlekan:
Dem blind no b small, drake dem dey learn 4 where you dey, no worry, nah you go b the next mr nairaland.. i get the jazz

Bross abeg make I no pour hot Coffee for my body

Blackett:
[color=#150000] Her problem ends at No. 3.[/color]

Ok sir

Hmmmmmmm Falconey and Tosyne2much have summoned me. My postulations
1) You babe is a man

2) Your girlfriend is a spirit

3) You are not giving your all

********POSSIBLE REMEDIES************
1) Drink Alomo mixed with Orijin mixed with 33 export and Kedi revive pills

2) Use a Vibrator on her

3) Send her to Blackett and Chimerase2 to clear the blockage

4) Eat Kayan Maku

If this does not work, send her to me

jboy73:
Witch kind witch?

Mamiwater or vampires?

I hope say na mamiwater?


U fit control me 1 for Pacific ocean?

Bros I never reach there o, my ex broke up with me, because of one Playboy merman like that for Atlantic ocean

jboy73:
What's beast?
U a beast?

Am scaredscared

I'm a beast who dates witches

falconey:
OP you dig? LWKM.

Guy you be share wizard o

jboy73:
Who's kingtom? And who r his bitchess?

A beast

falconey:
only one man can help you here I call on DR KINGTOM to the platform.

His girlfriend is a marine spirit