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kinglahkay:
hehehe

Na so o, I expect feedback before 12:00am tomorrow

daveP:
ahahem hem

Gracias missclasssy, im nt on that list. Kingtom, make we relocate joor! The haven ive seen is innit and cozy .

Agapecharis, you sure say una don hang those boots?

Shall we?

charijee:
[color=#B22222]Dr Aworinde, no work for you today?[/color]

Na my lunch break

Adufetohposh:
I dey try jawe

No you got it well

kinglahkay:
you were dumped by two lasses chaiiiii which kian head you get

Bross, my case dey for Sango table now o

missclasssy:
Dear Nairalanders, I bring you the news at 9am
Your top stories

This years female edition has set a new record In the history of wooing contest, as we all already have 18 slots, 30 wooers and 48 participants in total
Wow!!!

As you all know the wooing contest proper will hold on thursday 19th, friday 20th and saturday 21st of march
So ladies the doors are still open, you can still register, all you have to do is officially declare intent in wooing a guy. It can be a guy you admire or just challenge a lady in wooing a guy in one of the uncompleted slots
Remember to tag naijaboiy when you decide to woo.

Still on the competition, some guys seemed to have succumbed to defeat after not getting a single wooer.
Agapecharis made a statement yesterday where he said he was hanging his boots, since no lady desired to woo him
Another guy by the name of kingtom also said that black magic must be working against him after having been dropped by two ladies already. He also said he was wooed by two sexy ladies in last years edition but the tsunami wiped everything out
CHAI!!!

Lala247 is in the news...... The down to earth, physically endowned, Nigeria lady with the british accent, has decided to spark things up in this edition of the wooing contest.
Yesterday she stated that she would give 1000naira recharge card to the lady with the best wooing lines.
This is a welcomed development as it would even make things more exciting
Nice one lala

Talking of money, Darkrebel666 is in the news....the word contortionist and artist yesterday made a controversial statement in a little argument with jacksparrow127.
He stated that he made his first millions at 18, saying he made a babatunde fashola portrait which resulted in him earning a lot of money
Lala replied him by saying that she was close friends with the lagos state governor and she even had his number on her phone

Well that's all for now, I still remain, your number one amebo....... Missclassy

Cc
Naijaboiy

Chai

Dreyl:
She asked for permission from me before i allowed her since she said it's just fun, their's nothing involve in it.

Ok sir

Dreyl:
nah my babe she be, even Vjsmiles know, at any fvcking time i fit collect her from him.

Ok ok, but YOUR BABE dey woo another man

OLADD:
The same measure shall be given to you and your family now and in the future. At the pick of your career, men and women, old and young shall ridicule you to unparralled ignominy. You shall reap what you sow at the appointed time.

You can't even spell "PEAK"

khiaa:
Yesssssss!!! That's a sidepiece's job isn't it.
Speaking of gardens, it's time to plant a spring one now. My tangerine and orange trees were so packed this year, I gave alot to the neighbors and I made alot of marmalade/jelly out of them.

Jesus!!!!

AbuMikey:
He was contesting, not dragging
How does contesting for an SUG position makes one a cultist?
You say contesting for an electoral position is imaterial? Ever heard of started from the bottom?

Don't mind them

dejust:
Waiting for Fashola to come and blaim it on GEJ, RIP to the dead

See how you spell!

Patience Jonathan PEJ

khiaa:
I don't know, I rarely talk to him anymore.

Why?

priscaoge:
How old are u?

Do you have a PVC?

Ipledge:
bro u be doctor?

Yes I be doctor

AgapeCharis:
[color=indigo]You mean say you go pwess pwess your aunty bweast this morning

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In other news, I see the night vigil wey you do for this thread o [/color]

Guy the woman na 58 o. Boys no wan give up. but I don give up sha, e no work

khiaa:
I'm fine.

Ok, and my Oga Bunchersstab nko?

khiaa:
Well hello my sidepiece, it's been awhile. How have you been?

I Am fine, and you

Ipledge:
me no dey look for wooer,wooer wey I no fit see,assuming say most of the ladies here dey stay for New York NI,I go carry the matter for head like dada

Abi o, na so na

DrAify:
I know you are joking.
My bed beckons. 11.50pm now.

Oh an 5:16 am for me, my office beckons, Good night

DrAify:

Do you have a prescription for me?

Ipledge:
yea,I do eat cookies,mostly chocolate and vanilla

Ok ride on

Ipledge:
lol your head strong no be small oo,this year person wey suppose woo you say to write no be her way

Imagine? I say Ifa don swear for me this year

Ipledge:
you mean say ishilove old?maybe she want sugar boy

Can you eat the cookie

DrAify:
Insomnia,maybe due to the fact that no wooer

No no, it can't be insomnia. No wooer? Hahahahaha it was worse last year. I was wooed by 2 sexy ladies, then Nairaland was hacked and everything was gone. Since then, it's been this. I think it's a curse

Ipledge:
you dey arrange which babe for me ,I tell u say I need babe,if you want to arrange babe for me,Ishilove is there waiting for me to take first move

Guy na that one sef old na, person wey fit born me? Chai Ipledge to Nigeria, na wa you o