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immortalvoices:


E nor dey map

Special map for only avatars

daveP:
(enters, picks a banana from a bunch, shakes Kingtom, picks the acoustic, and begins)


This one na for allll those guys wey dey shy to woo these ladies cos liver or factor two halts their advances internally....... (drum roolllls high and choir enters mood)


coulda woulda shoulda

but i dint do that

just throw in everything you gat cos in love there's no holding back

(tape mixes)


i'l do anytin for you

i'l do anytin you want me to do eh,

cos i love you more than anytin

no matter what it takes, pls say i do

elantraceey: i do

dovelike: i do

softysparky: i do

guy: i sing cos i know you wont let me down

me: you sure?

guy2: i wont woo no further, cos i do, i do i do eh i do!

Me: climb thru the highest everest, thru cold alaska, run thru bermuda, ahh, cos you do, you do, you do!!!

Guy: mizmycoli say i do

me: say i do!!

(bad belle disconnect power supply)

(picks up axe to cut down tree-perchers) kingtom abeg jst join me here. See the trees looking like tents round this thread.

(he obliges)

No mind these guys

iceberylin:
Nah..those things too small

Abi

chimerase2:

No kill yourself o

chimerase2:
No need woo mprex cus I dn snatch am from kingtom
We ree wooing our self anytim any day behind close doors in the absent of nairaland romance sextion
Kingtom ntoooooooooooooooor
See ma eye chop

Which Mprex, the one massaging my back as I type?

chimerase2:
amu engaged with mprex
Me and she dey flow wella now
*whispers to his big ear* mprex na sweet fin gal oh
And amu gunner go down with her soon

Hmmmmmmmmmm Ok but amu gonna be in there before you

immortalvoices:
Na so u wan take arrange ur student death...my leader why has thou 4saken me

No Baga na my street for Calabar na

Fools

ShirelleBaby:
Take me shopping!

Shoprite, Macy or Leventis

chimerase2:
e get de tim way I tell u say amu single

Oh sorry o I though Amu was single, I never knew your amu was double

immortalvoices:
[i]Lol I neva receive call up leta!!!

I just register na![ Abi u wan work am for me, I trust u/i]

Na only Baga I know o, but no worry, dem go post you come here

ShirelleBaby:

Turn that frown upside-down na, iya what would I do to make you smile

ShirelleBaby:
- ﻭﻗﻒ ﺇﻳﺬﺍﺀ ﻣﺸﺎﻋﺮﻱ ، ﻝ ﺃﻧﻚ ﺗﻌﺮﻑ ﺃﻧﺎ ﻋﺬﺭﺍﺀ ﺍﻷﺑﺮﻳﺎﺀ
Figure this urself

You want to do that to me . I will enjoy it o

chimerase2:

Bia nwokem calm down there, Acho ri sell market gi, you dey here dey squeeze face

ShirelleBaby:
- ﺍﻟﻌﻮﺩﺓ ﺍﻟﻰ ﺍﻭﺭ ﺍﻟﺘﻮﺩﺩ ﻣﻮﺿﻮﻉ ﻭﺗﺮﻙ ﻟﻲ

Meaning of the above-
Return back to ur wooing thread.
Heartbreaker.

ضضصحصخخخصخصخضخهضهضهصنعصعصههضهصهعسصعععصعصععضعضعتضتصععصععصعضضههضعضهعضعضضخضضحضضخخضضخهضهضنضض

Meaning I want to woo you

ShirelleBaby:
Iisfudgtsiwnksudmajtto

UR CASE IS BIBLICAL

خخصخخسحيحيخخضخخضخضخصهيهعيعيحصحضحخضسهيعيعثخضحضضححصخصخصثععثعثعصخح
Meaning of the above: "You have stolen my heart, please bring it back"

clevvermind:
we will avenge this. We will strike them where it hurt the most.

Guy you too like fight!

ShirelleBaby:
Make e turn out say the babe na ur new girlfriend!
Hahahahaha

For what na, your naked pics no fit dey any other guy phone na, na you be my new girlfriend

Godvilla:
[color=olive]If na lie u dey lie..... U no go take water baff again [/color]

I gree, na menstrual blood I go dey baff if na lie

immortalvoices:
Haba my boss....am always ur boy na!!!

I don dey ready by may 5th #NYSC

Guy serious? Where dem post you?

Godvilla:
[color=olive]u na sharp guy.... I know u wanna use my head
Sister ko.... Step-niece ni [/color]

Bros make Sango ear my nyash with thunder if I dey lie!

ShirelleBaby:
Firstly-i feel so sorry for the girl for ever dating a JERK like ur friend.
Secondly-i am soo happy she woke up on time and walked out from the JERK's life.


Now my advice to ur loser friend is this'

Hurry up dummy and release the pix-so u can fix ur dead heart back with a dumb revenge meant for dumb and jobless boys.

Imagine,took a pix of her when she wasn't aware--who does that?

[size=25pt]inshort,both the girl and the guy deserve each other.only jerks date jerks[/size]

Abeg don't discourage him, let him post it, let's see nyash joor!

Godvilla:
[color=olive]Ehn ehnnn.... one of 'em is here...
Ur name eluded me..........
I talk am una go show face, my guys no dey dull @ all [/color]

How I go come woo my younger sister na

Godvilla:
[color=olive]Eiyaaa.........
Dnt worry, u'll get customers very soon
cc:
Blackett, Tosyn and emmm Godvilla Dem plenty sha [/color]

Fixed!!!

Missmossy:
Lol i fat pass her

Genevieve

alberto2k:
And ggrin took the shot

Na wa o

Dygeasy:
lol! Murraf*cker!!

I wish.

it's you

Missmossy:
Lol the obvious person

Agbani Darego

immortalvoices:
NYSC....loading I for like serve for calabar sha *wink*

No no no Two masters cannot serve in the same place na

From left: Joecutie, Iceberylin, tosyne2much, alberto2k, Dygeasy. Squatting: Barcanista

JoeCutie:
Oya now help me teach that girl.

Teach her what?

JoeCutie:
They are now one & the same thing.

Really