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Nairaland General › Re: Rokiatu,the Sexiest Nairalander by KingTom(m): 6:52pm On Mar 06, 2015
Wait, am I missing something grin Adofaya and Rokiatu grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday Dre11!! by KingTom(m): 6:45pm On Mar 06, 2015
dre11:
gringrin
wey Jbluv55 go hide na grin
Fashion › Re: What Is Wrong With This Picture by KingTom(m): 6:37pm On Mar 06, 2015
JoeCutie:
So you're asking me how your boyfriend could help you improve the size of your bo*bs and azz? Ask KingTom. I'm sure he'd know. Hello, Tom. grin
Guy go attend to your babe abeg, do not bring me into this grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday Dre11!! by KingTom(m): 6:36pm On Mar 06, 2015
Dre11 you know say na we dey battle saTANS na. Abeg make I wish you happy birthday. May you have many more years in Jesus name. May your manhood live long in Jesus name grin
Fashion › Re: What Is Wrong With This Picture by KingTom(m): 6:34pm On Mar 06, 2015
Juliesexy:
You tell me yourself jor.
Juliesexy and Joecutie sitting on a tree KISSING!!!! grin grin grin
Nairaland General › Re: Worst Day Of My Life! :'( by KingTom(op): 4:18pm On Mar 06, 2015
lanicky:
Hey! No dey talk about my party anyhow.

*drags cutlass on d floor* don't force me tó do what I'm not supposed tó do ooangry
grin
grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Kiki Osinbajo Shares New Stunning Selfie by KingTom(m): 3:45pm On Mar 06, 2015
MizMyColi:
All I see is an inverted Nike Eyebrow and an excessively filtered face.
I'm not stunned, not in the least. smiley
Bad belle It's allowed, it's allowed it's allowed grin grin grin
Nairaland General › Re: Worst Day Of My Life! :'( by KingTom(op): 9:30pm On Mar 04, 2015
lanicky:
Aworinde!! shocked

I blv u now. tongue
I am not PDP na, I no dey lie! grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Why I May, Sorry Will NEVER Not Vote GEJ by KingTom(m): 5:34pm On Mar 04, 2015
Abeg Mods this one is front page material. somebody is expressing her opinion
Seun, Obinoscopy. Lalasticlala, Ishilove.
Politics › Re: Why I May, Sorry Will NEVER Not Vote GEJ by KingTom(m): 5:31pm On Mar 04, 2015
DesChyko:
Ahh finally.. The best part of your post is..



Keep It.
Why?

Politics › Re: Why I May, Sorry Will NEVER Not Vote GEJ by KingTom(m): 5:28pm On Mar 04, 2015
May you continue to have sense in Jesus name, all what you said is true grin grin grin







Sai Buhari
March4Buhari
GMB for life!
Romance › Re: Things Guys Do That Are Damn Cute And Sexy by KingTom(m): 8:01am On Mar 04, 2015
ggrin:
liarembarassed
undecided
Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke Not The Father Of Nadia Buari’s Twins by KingTom(m): 8:00am On Mar 04, 2015
T3Amo:
Yeah but somehow I don't think Nadia would do so after all she was the one that called of the wedding. Her Fiancee is the father
Well ok grin
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's Twin Bro Identified!!! by KingTom(m): 9:51pm On Mar 03, 2015
olisa4:
Lool, I gallant bro
No wahala grin
Romance › Re: How Many Guys Can Do This To Their Love.. by KingTom(m): 9:47pm On Mar 03, 2015
ZedX5:
Bro, without mincing words, that guy is a big fool. If she can't cross that small gutter, she should stay there. I'll gladly get her a mat make she relax well. . . Nonsense.
All of us who liked this post are big unromantic fools, but guy your post make sense grin
Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke Not The Father Of Nadia Buari’s Twins by KingTom(m): 9:43pm On Mar 03, 2015
T3Amo:
lol a DNA test for what? It takes 9 months to have a baby. They broke up 11 months ago, it ain't rocket science
But what if they were still piankatusing while broken up, you know how Jim Iyke is na grin
Celebrities › Re: Wizkid's Twin Bro Identified!!! by KingTom(m): 9:32pm On Mar 03, 2015
Olisa4 my guy, no be 2021 dem suppose release you from kirikiri? shocked How far na grin
Politics › Re: Will Osinbanjo Still Remain A True Pastor After Joining Himself With Buhari? by KingTom(m): 9:25pm On Mar 03, 2015
clevvermind:
the opposition don put their winch hand na. grin
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Politics › Re: Will Osinbanjo Still Remain A True Pastor After Joining Himself With Buhari? by KingTom(m): 9:25pm On Mar 03, 2015
clevvermind:
grin Na so buhari dey talk am.
Guy, don't mock my accent grin
Jokes Etc › Re: The Tribulation Of Jonah, Chapter One Verses 1 - 24, Chapter Two Verses 1 - 20 by KingTom(m): 9:22pm On Mar 03, 2015
[b]And so when Jona saw it that Mumu son of Hari was gaining followers, the evil Jona sought to take his favorite nectar drink, Ogogo from the tree of ro.

Wherefore the broom wielding revolutionaries sought to purge Jona out of the Palace at the rocky hill. They were dealt a blow when a mercenary formerly of the broom warriors decided to join Jona and his band of umbrella ninjas. Now it must be said that this mercenary, Femi son of Fani-Kayode, was put through 2 days intensive training

By a General of Jona; Doyin son of Okupe, who prefers to go by his code name BASTARD, upon graduatioin Femi proceeded, to eat the final fruit which is Egunje ahter which, King Jona released it to the wild

The chief palace bearer Namadi son of Sambo who prefers to go by his spiritual name Samboribobo was then asked to speak up, but aas Samboribobo was discovered to be dumb

However, as things were looking up for the broom warriors, a long time bandit who was ready to do anything for survival was broght into the scene,; Ayodele son of Fayose. This man was a true warrior, he sought to give Mumu son of Hari a tough time, including printing his own obituary

Ah but the Frog eyed General notorious for his bad breath, of the Broom warriors was having none of it and stood up to challenge his brigand!

Now it must be known that these things happened in the days of PointB and KingTom, soon the one they call Jega son of Attahiru, was accused of being a secret broom warrior by the umbrella lords who had put him in charge.

The broom warriors' problems were further compounded, when a large shepopotamus like beast with a horrible face and body, who speaks a language known to only it decided to address the crowd, surely this beast has no business here? The broom ones thought, but alas this beast was the spouse of King Jona and our Queen, Patience daughter of huh said famously " Are no bus drivers and conductors in need of chane, that thou broom warriors shout change constantly?'
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Abeg make we laugh small grin grin grin

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