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It is the 8th anniversary of one of the worst days of my life l. my final exams. I had been preparing for this bastard course in Obstetrics, As usual I strolled to night class, I read like mad dog, I full flask with nescafe coffee, come combine am with Kolanut. yeah the combination worked, and I did not sleep throughout the night, I took my bath by 6:00am and went to the venue, our exams was for 9:00am and some other department were using the hall. I then decided to have a little nap in the hall opposite that one.
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When I woke up, I realized that i had an exams to write, I must get to the hall at once I screamed. i reached the hall and and saw my friends coming out with question papers. the lecturer saw me and shouted "Aworinde! Where have you been, you have missed your exams! it is 12:45pm by my time"
I collapsed

JohnnyNY:
Possessed with d spirit of olosho n mamiwater

Guy abeg spare my belle na

Mimienudles:
Step mum looks more like his sister. Young and pretty

This geh, you can lie ehn!

chimerase2:
hope u saw her signature?

I saw it

chimerase2:
u see ma 32 for outside?

Na your name I call?

chimerase2:
omg *faints*

Wake up na

sparkleRed:

How would you feel getting married to me

angelo5uk:
Folks.... This is a clear example of a very bitter person that will always look for something negative in everything good

Bro take a look at what someone had to say about GMB

PLEXPLEX:
DAZ A LIE FROM THE PIT OF HELL. WHICH GOD? CONTINUE TO LIE TO URSELF. GOD IS VERY FAR FROM THAT MAN UNLESS NA THE god OF BOKO HARAM

iiichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] We believe the death threats coming to Daar Communications emanated from that camp...DSS kyaan catch dem death threat babylonweeds and shoot dem all fi fiyah blud.....All ah dem bomboclats babylon. [/color]

You've been smoking Banana leaves again, haven't you?

chimerase2:
and which name u wan put der?

sparkleRed

chimerase2:
u dey deceive ua self not de man of god

I am serious, I don print card already. Na only the bride name remain

chimerase2:
AVU nti dey ua ear?
U beta tell ua colleague make dem use methylated wool swab comot amu

Guy I dey use AMU na, why I go comot am

chimerase2:
mumu pikin
Ua mate de talk how dere pikin tak de fall der hands u de here de score cheap chiking point
I no knw weda na to fry crats of egg for u bfor u go realise say u dn reach to get like 5 pikins
U de fool ua slf not me
See I no loose I get pikin

Dogbemu! I am a young man who by the grace of God will get married soon, you dey here dey live for Fool's paradise. Pikin ko? Kicking ni? Na online life don corrupt your brain, oh sorry I forgot, the brain no even dey again.

Waiting for Nairaland league of clueless ladies to come and say she has the right to cheat!

lalasticlala:
CLAP 4 urself

and after that, person wey no fine, no fine after all

Guy you get bad mouth

chimerase2:

chimerase2:
wa te le ni ua own dn finish today

chimerase2:
baby amu serious oh see kingtom is using charm for nairaland girls if na lie check his profile how many gals follows him na becos e dn charm dem finish
I knw want make e charm u u re to pretty to be charmed
Bia Kingtom pls leave dis innocent lady biko pls she didn't do anytin to fall under ua trap pls
No mention her pls I take baba moses beg u she is innocentral

The evil that men do, liveth after them

chimerase2:
u re subjecting de man of god to ridicule hope u knw dat

Mechie onu gi! Man of gods ko man of godzilla ni

immortalvoices:


Baba kingtom u see why I don't wanna comment

What is bad in saying the truth about me now

Guy abeg na

immortalvoices:
Real Name - kenneth

Nickname - kennymainman

Nairaland username - immortalvoices

HOBBIES: collecting teeth from
live tiger, catching bullets with bare hands, Jogging
up & down mount Everest, Bathing in an acid pool.

MY RECORD: Fought with a dynosaur and broke
its neck...skinned a crocodile alive!, killed
Superman, held my breathe under water for
2months,3weeks, 6hrs, 51mins,45second s,
assassinated Adolf Hitler, ( d list is too long!)

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to
charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st
Guy to land on the sun,

SILLY THING I'VE DONE:
Ate a bowl of plastic fruit on thanksgiving day
EMBARRASSING MOMENT: couldn't kill 100 bears
with a single punch only 99 died instantly and the
last one is Now an slowpoke.

PROUDEST
MOMENTS: When a cobra died after biting me, i
roasted a dragon at my backyard with a lighter.

SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I really don't like to show
off.

And yet people like ggrin kingtom would still call this a lie....

Guy you can lie for Africa o

chimerase2:
dis is blackmail of de highest order
How can I score chap chiking point wen it. Was a revelation I revealed

Akede!

chimerase2:
I said it de spirit of god doesn't lie de yeye womaniser way no de take eye see fine gal go quote men baby did u see dat de prophesy is real and amu real

Just like you did with Janeify, you are here now trying to score cheap chiking points. SMH

chimerase2:
why swearing for me
I say I no want say I dn hook up like hooks law with ma pretty mprex and u re swearing

Hmmmmmmmm well okay I don hear you

chimerase2:
yes u re right on dis u knw amu a man of god and u knw de spirit of god leads me in various ways in different time in per minutes
So brother in de lord Amu lead by HE dat sent me

You see your life,

iceberylin:
Yeah...we know I Iceberylin am the biggest bastard ever liveth

Really! Tell me more

chimerase2:
pls beloved as u no gree for dis one no gree for kingtom in de nearest future cus he could come via been nice and funny his a womaniser, thus says de man of God na warning oh I no say u fine but I neva check ua DP de Spirit of god minstered to me to tell u dat, oya watch out for dis sign if amu lying dat yeye kingtom go quote u or me watch out

Enwe

iceberylin:
Yes love...

Have u locked the door?
Dont want interruption when am at it

Guy you be bad Bastard

chimerase2:
wen I hv mprex all to ma self
Why should I need anoda fine gal for
Pls amu not a womaniser like u

Ara
bachi kwe gi nti

Ok we have heard you sir, please take Bastard Okupe and Reno Omokirikiri with you. Leave your bird FFK for us, let us feed it more seeds
Sai Buhari

chimerase2:
common sense suppose tell u na de oda amu minstry I was referring to

You know say you dey interchange am every time na