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Aitee1:

waxdude:
Guy do u mean 20mins in one scene or u actually added up all d sex scenes to make up the 20mins?

keeper1:
whaaaaaat...**calls alpha 23 headed by kingtom for back up**


who's the phuncking mod?

ggrin:
sister kilowa?

folabayo1:
Damon in vampire dairies I jes love d guy

immortalvoices:
U r referring ggrin's london boo

PapiWata:
King Tom, as a self-taught gynecologist, let me enumerate the basics for your exam re-sit, if that is allowed.

If you will for a moment imagine a hot 22 year old woman with 36D jugs, stripped down and legs apart on your examining table, while you endeavor to appear dispassionate and scholarly.

Now as you peer into the promised land, there are three major areas of interest - the Labia Major, the Labia Minor and the Honey Hole.

The Labia Major and Minor are of paramount import to unrepentant beaver-eaters like yours truly, while the honey hole is where you came from originally, and where you spend your every waking moment trying to re-enter.

The above refresher course is all you need to know for your A+ grade. Study hard, but leave the practicals till AFTER your examination.

Thank you for your cooperation, and best of luck passing your papers.

tchidi:


Your village witches go just de time you like referee!

djeezy:
If it were me, definitely friends would be calling. If am not around people always notice. Anyway take heart. It's not the end of the world. Knowing you've deprived yourself sleep. You should have just put an alarm just in case. That's how I do. I put an alarm whenever I wanna take a nap prior to exam.

nikkyshyne:
OP must have been a loner. No friends to call you?

lalasticlala:
I had similar experience in my first year, that's about 10 years now. but my own case was different.. Was living off campus.. The exam was supposed to have been taken in the afternoon, I was busy jacking.. only for my Nebo who was doing the course as a borrowed course breezed in with the question paper. That they have taken the exam.. I almost fainted.. Bcs I swore never to have carry over.. So it happened that the exam was moved earlier than the Tim scheduled earlier..

DoctorNyash:
Chai bross, I bin don warn you that night say make you no try am, you no gree. Shey Prof and Dr. Olu later come allow you flex the exam?

ggrin:
am fine sis

Missmossy:
KingTom na you ooo most serious student

Situation001:
Almost happened 2 me too.. but I thank my God tho

lolaxavier:

LewisO:
KingTom, why?

Is she around that night?

This is tragic, don't u have a friend number to have alert u?

debetmx:
King linus elias.

Sunky200:
I had my fair share of experience during my secondary school days.
been the serious type, you know, I intensified my prep for SSCE, God knows I did all I could. I read at least 20hrs a day both in my school premises and our (my colleagues and I) overnight tutorial venue.
to cut the long story short, I arrived home on this faithful day to freshen up and relax for a few minutes and head back to school for my exam scheduled to hold at 11am. my friend I woke up at 12: 35pm.
had it been that I am not well prepared, my story. would have be super ugly.

bottom line, TOO MUCH OF EVERYTHING IS BAD

MimeeTee:
So,wah happened to the course?...u applied for a make up or u re-took the course??

fidira:
Wow I can only imagine

ggrin:
ewure!

ggrin:
Serves you right

daveP:
hehehe nawa o e be like say person no hear how i talk wetin i tok. Don tey

daveP:
after proceedings don finish.........

ggrin:
Kingtom and rozzayy

daveP:
Marieolae, Jennimma, and sweetylicious arent on the list

(hits gavel) this list is incomplete and is therefore adjudged erm.... Incomplete! I arise

KingTom- Coooouuuurt!!