₦airaland Forum

unibenstudent1:
that ur twin how u take dey understand ur nairaland twin sister,I wan understand too?

The girl na winch

Kachisbarbie:
hahahahahaha
This shii just got real

Those handsome guys thoooo!
Some guys are foine! !

I remember going to the salon to give my bro something, there was this handsome guy.

__ he was like, I don't even know what to cut this time.
Barber: you na fine boy na, every style dey fit you.
Handsome guy: Guy no dey deceive me o

Barber: but you sef know say na true.

Handsome guy: oya, just friction the hair small but make the centre still high.

Nawa o...looking @ the guy sef ehn. you go know say, anything go fit am die!

Last warning!
Stop describing me.

unibenstudent1:
oya who be ur twin?

Ah you don call before na

unibenstudent1:
but I dey suspect say na ban Dem ban am!! 1 nigga like DAT report me,next thing I was blacklisted,anyway am back ,stronger and better

Ride on bro

Kachisbarbie:
The Handsome Dude That stops By: Some
babez can intimidate someone sha. This guy
might come around to give his girlfriend who is
hungry __ meatpie/icecream or probably to pick
her up, after she has made her hair.
Make no mistakes, he comes with a car and pays
the bills (sometimes)...lol.

I have told you before, stop describing me jor!

unibenstudent1:
na long story oh,,I lost the password but in a week time I would have retrieved it.

Hmmmmmmmm okay o

unibenstudent1:
una Sabi understand una sef oh ,although the guy too like woman like me,na my elder brother be that.

Where you hide Unibenstudent na who be Unibenstudent1

farano:
kingtom?

Hmmmmmmmmm

BellaBambina:
Go joor! I don't believe a word of what you just wrote... Trying not to blow your trumpet right?

On the contrary, the trumpet is already dead due to old age

chimerase2:
gini bu akukwo
Amu confused
Expantiate

Amu notu inu the moodu to annoy my selef now, so nwokem, park well

CalabarBoi:
I talk am you be soji guy fa pass me the meet while you keep on swallowing your bones

No wahala, but na vulture meat wey me dey flex o

chimerase2:
u wn bring badluck to ma juvenile mins3

Akukwo!

BellaBambina:
Lol... Perhaps you are his opposite. He is a charming young Peruvian. He has this nice accent and he is single... Hence ladies adore him.

Ah you see, I am a scruffy old Ijebu man, I have a terrible Yoruba accent, hence ladies are repulsed by me

chimerase2:
oh goodness me
Abeg I no de open again carry ua yasssh dey go

CalabarBoi:
Anyhow na

this one your mouth come dey get x ontop

I bin swallow bone

chimerase2:
cool bro I be no wn open ua yasssh as de spirit led me

Ah if you open am, na you go turn back run o

CalabarBoi:
I dey o

we go scatter am na your pocket dey talk na

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BellaBambina:
you re welcome. My gynae is very cute, all his female colleagues start frowning when he smiles at a patient.

Ah, then I am a direct opposite of him

chimerase2:
Kingtom falls in all category chai see ma frnd

























































Na lie oh kingTom na joke the man of God dey oh





































Op let's I forget u didn't include mojo boi frnds
I knw de guys dat fall in dis category but I won't mention names

Man of God how market na?

fredoooooo:
Number 1 or to drag that 4th position with the gunners

Guy alaye boys go scatter bottle on top your head o.

mukina2:
I do not talk to strangers

Chai e pain am

Kachisbarbie:
hahahahahaha
Wahala dey be that.
You better marry the babe o

I don propose na, but You she no gree

CalabarBoi:
Chai. I dey feel your way mehn.

Me go dey cali o. Maybe i fit go for new year but i want flex cali during christmas after 8years


that village way pure mehn. Which side your villa dey? Hope say you don load cash for ghana must go ba? because you go spend till your pocket go cry

Na village you dey go spend christmas? No worry if na flexing, we go scatter town.

BellaBambina:
Agbabiaka o! 57? Chai, sorry.

Thank you my dear

Arrrrrgh! Omo my breath don finish! Thunder!!!!!!!!!!!! Who talk say Stock fish go win this match!
*****Ahhhhh Shoki!!!!*******
Mukina2 how market na?

mukina2:
Offside goal

cheats

Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrr!!!!!!!!
****Bad belle no go see me!!!!******