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ROZZAYY:
Glad I can finally comment on this section. How r u and all d lovers of dis bar.

Jbluv55 has gone AWOL o. dre11 and mrs 55 Spcagtoko are still around

iceberylin:
I think its nickz....

Gbam!

iceberylin:
Thats a turn off...

No my brother, when you do it the way these small boys do then it becomes a turn off, but when you gat flows like moi then it will definitely be a turn on.

Happy new month to all my friends and well-wishers
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nickz:
kingtom lemme ask you a question,

when you like a girl on Nl what is the first thing you/you'lldo??
honest answer please

Create a thread about her

missberrypop5:
fixed, don't worry son, you're still little.

Just negodu nsogbu!

nickz:
with someone else

Oh you be Casanova

nickz:
my memory doesn't fail me......
i remember what everyone in every vn i downloaded said.......you don't love when you are already in love

Oh so you were already in love with her

farano:
I forgot to add them

nickz:
nick not nickz

Whatever you say sir

nickz:
this is false accusation
i didn't even hear my name on the VN
she said nick not nickz
there are a lot of "nick" on NL e.g sleeknick

You see what i was pointing out,
why does this niggah still have memories of a voicenote thread that was opened months ago........probably everyone on NL has forgotten
read between the lines
there is a circle on the floor with iceberlin,kingtom and ggrin in it
thing is i cannot deny involvement (as i'm a truthful and honest man)
I DREW THAT CIRCLE

Guy you and that ggrin girl are in love jor, stop denying it, and the fact that you still remember she said nick instead of nickz shows that you are in love with her.
Nickz you go yamtu in top ggrin matter o

Gynaecologists: They err sorry we spend our time around women all day so girls normally feel insecure when around us, though they shouldn't. That is why I am still single at 57

Mprex:
Erm... One of my NL admirers (clevvermind) created a thread on things husbands should not do to their wives and i think i should produce a counter thread for that.

So these are the 8 things i feel ladies should desist from as married women

1: Dont think you are the Project: its true that he has to woo you, chase you, court you and all that but once you both are married. You become his helper. Dont ever have the mentality that he married you to pet and care for you. Its true he will do that but that is not the main reason for the marriage. You are not his life project rather you are to assist him achieve and attain his life project.

2- Dont Turn Him Against His People: dont turn the mother that bore him for nine months into a witch in his eyes pls. His relatives shouldnt become his enemies because you married him. Dont destroy the family relationship.

3- Dont Try To Change Him: You met him that way. You loved him that way. Why are you trying to change him now?. If you met him drinking alchohol, brace yourself to put up with it. Dont try to change him. You are not the HolySpirit.

4- Dont Be Too Familiar: dont be too familiar with your husband. Queen Vashti lost her crown to Esther because she was too familiar with her husband. Her husband sent for her and she refused to go. Dont get too familiar. Dont forget he is still your head. Still respect him.

5- Dont Stop Looking Good: this one is a major one. He met you looking sexy, fabolous and great. Dont stop looking that way. Even after having kids, hit the gym and still keep fit. Dont forget that he sees fresh babes every day as he goes out. Men are moved by what they see. Dont stop looking good.

6- Help Him On Bed: i wont talk much on this one but please dont make !sex! boring for him.

7- Dont Nag: pls dont nag biko. Instead of nagging, pray to God. God can change his heart, you cant change his heart.

8- Dont Try To Train Your Husband: you are expected to love your husband not to train him. If his mother that has been with him for the first part of his life cant change him on certain things, dont think that you can. Just help him.

Culled and Modified: Pst Mrs Mildred Okonkwo

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I hope you will heed to your own advice when we get married

VickyyB:
Nickz.

Correct!

ROZZAYY:
Checks if am in d right place* wat has been going on here since I went to france on vacation.
Who is home? Dre11, jbluv55, kingtom. Hmmmmmmmm.

Present ma!

khiaa:
lol.... Now you are being suspicious also, he is a friend and don't you worry, noone can take your place my sidepiece.

missberrypop5:
na typo jor o, Appele, Apple, all join . Happy new month/morning

Okay o missberi beri pop5 .

daveP:
Make i throway salute and HNM to my lovelacy friend,



Naijaboiy
Jennimma
Kingtom
LogoDwhiz
Jbluv55
Esmeraldar
Lalasticlala
Caracta
Obinoscopy
and all member's of Lanicky's e Family.

And also, most esp Trypa
To join diaryland dey worry me this december!


(sits at piano)











(director postpones concert till further notice)

you guys may not hear me say it often, but you all rock wonderfully.

Tuale! boss

ggrin:
ewure

Otondo

ggrin:
I dy wait for hin papa kingtom

Okokololopinjololo!

timpaker:
You wan take style resemble person wey be like me

nickz:
don't you see the way she chats with iceberlin and kingtom....those are the real husbands
not me

i hate the girl

My dear VickyyB let me first start by wishing you a happy new month.
****Clears throat****
Nickz's accusation is baseless. why because in ggrin's voicenote she said and I quote
"Nickz toh badt, I love you mmuah. Iceberylin my niggah I miss you too Mmuah. Idio.t Kingtom I hail o"

Of these three please, which do you think she is in love with?

Mondisweets:
we school in France and we dont understand you, so please post pictures to make us understand otherwise you are lying

missberrypop5:
hahahahahahahahaha, lemme biko you have African Appele now.

Chai this issue of follow follow and follower followee dey dull movement oh! And it's AfricanApple

chibwike:
Lol..you used to?...when?...

In July 2014

chibwike:
Lol..its only Millie i knw

That means I use to have 67% of her before she ran away

chibwike:
Xcapizt hi

MizMyColi hi

Tallesty Hi

kingtom Hi

Hello sir

chibwike:
Lol...hian!...how many girls have i stolen from you

Count all the ones you know and then know that 67% of them were mine