₦airaland Forum

ifex370:
nwan nem... kedu Ife nemme

Eze ndi Nairaland Ife a ehn! E dey pain me too much

PinkObsession:
Give am wetin?

100 accounts please preach to this gal

ifex370:
two inches to your dick sir...

Amen

chisco82:
Lol! I don help you with one. Nwa nnem eh! mana odikwa egwu oo.

Nwokem le nu nsogbu o! How far na?

Konji na bastard!!!!!! oya PinkObsession abeg give the guy make hin calm down

The travesty of a tragedy of an abomination of a wickedness of an injustice has to stop! We go upload picture since 2012 come get 1 like. Barbie go open her own yesterday come get 299 likes SMUH. We go pour our hearts out to express our soul then get 12 likes 13 if Oluwa pity us, Nwa baby go post K and get 159 likes! Lol and get 200 likes. E have do!











BTW this post no go pass 13 likes!

missberrypop5:
I just checked your profile now and you looks so much like one of my kinsman.
Well, girls check the profile of guys as much as guys do. The only difference is that most girls find it hard to compliment the pictures of whatever they find there, but most guys do, even if it means complimenting unnecessary stuff.

Eziokwu!

missberrypop5:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. ishi ama john . Anyway ayam fine and you?

We thank God

Trypa:
Am here to fight for my man [quote

missberrypop5:
huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu onye ka i na kpo ishi uku? Nga nke gi bu ishi mmadu ise biscuit bone hahahahahahaha

Hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Onye iberibe Isi abo ncha anyway Kedu?

missberrypop5:
puuwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I can't stop laughing, daddy'm ooooo

AfricanApple:

kingtom don't mind her jare, she is just jealous

I like ur broad shoulder with strong muscles

missberrypop5:
broad shoulders? Let me laugh 1st round.. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
did you say broad shoulders? Let me laugh 2nd round hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
3rd round laughter loading...38% na that kin shoulder super Chickens take play ball yesterday weh deh like biscuit bone?

Ishie Uku Onye ka I na kpo Chicken?

Trypa:
How would u do dat to my man

Baby @davep don't worry *flying time activated wearing my super woman costume n flying after them bab am gona get them for u boo



How would u do dat to my man

Baby @davep don't worry *flying time activated wearing my super woman costume n flying after them bab am gona get them for u boo

Trypa:
How would u do dat to my man

Baby @davep don't worry *flying time activated wearing my super woman costume n flying after them bab am gona get them for u boo



How would u do dat to my man

Baby @davep don't worry *flying time activated wearing my super woman costume n flying after them bab am gona get them for u boo

daveP:
(freezes time, backforwards to when he slowly ascends from coffin. Replays time) iwo pada yi aye(space) eh! (yoruba drama music used for scary scenes is played in background) aha



(wears The Undertakers hat and exits as his WWE scary theme tune fill d air, sights Africanapple frightened, goes to comfort her. Her cheeks r blue)

***Appears behind davep revealing to him that what he froze was actually a hologram, Turns his undertakers heart into a clump of snakes, DaveP still stunned decides to attack but just before he does I carry AfricanApple on my broad shoulders as she blushes and her cheeks turn red. We disappear together leaving DaveP alone with his clump of snakes. His screams echo "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!"

Idowuogbo:
Na hin na....o ja ju

dre11:
After I Don announce for mah speach say Nah u I dey look up to



Abeg that ur format Don old

Idowuogbo:
My 'roasting' get level I don't do minors. I go dey waste my energy on top ant? Taaa! Ka ju mbe

You no fit carry Machine gun pursue rat na Badoooooooooooooooo the baddest!!!!!!!!!!!! The one and only Badooooo leeee! Maami Nairaland.
"Oh raise the roof baddest one here no man badder than you I swear". Tuale ma

miztola:
Relax,not you

Ah I for talk o

dre11:
King Tom the great doctor


How I wish I am a smooth talker like u

Na your ways I dey follow o

Idowuogbo:
Na...make we leave this one,you no see e don tok over and out? The thing no i go letter-feck am na....je ka sha nu e.

Abeg just tag me for the "roasting" E don tey wey we see your fiery side