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TheWisest abeg she get nyash?

kayClt:
higher n higher nairaland will go......congrats

Amen. Where have you been hiding?

Vanity upon vanity. The Bible recorded so living a life without Jesus is vanity upon vanity. Vanity!!!!!!!!!!!

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM One day go be one day! One day go be one day those wey dey use fake moniker deceive us one day go be one day!

farano:
Make her beg for sex

ggrin:
odinma

ah nwanyi nkpi ebe ka I nno?

Mprex:
*shakes her lil bottom*

shakara indeed!

Hmmmmmmm ****Observing the shaking from my seat****

Mprex:
who missed you in the first place

Shakara girl. You just don't want to admit you missed me! But I missed you sha

Mprex:
like stockfish

Oh so you miss my rugged edges and unique scent

immortalvoices:
Oga mi

I nor fine ooo na true I talk na

Uncle you can lie o. With your meatpie for chest and 8 packets of indomie for belle and newly harvested yam like biceps for your hand!

tosyne2much:
Hehehehehehehehe.. You ehn

My boss no mind me o! Your boy is still loyal

Mprex:
awwwwww! Sorry sweetie. I missed you like cray

Like Crayfish?

Mprex:
lolss. Go away i didnt miss you

immortalvoices:
You ehn

Boss I ehn make I nor lie. Fine I nor reach, and popular I no even popular so as I wan take win


Anyway I hail you my boss

No use lie deceive your boys na

immortalvoices:
Congratulation naijaboiy

U deserve every adulation and happiness

U ar an achiever!

Boss if to say you bin gree contest na you we for dey congratulate now o. Anyway congrats Naijaboiy you try. Congrats Kulboy you really showed maturity. Congrats to my boss Tosyne2Much wey your cutlass wound for cheek Chibwike Mr Nice guy congrats. And My Oga Kiddablingzz na you biko!

Mprex:
lolss. Its not complete jhoor btw, where have you been

I was busy with excess work dear. Wait O so you missed me?

Mprex:
like he doesnt have money for bride price and he wants to marry me. Are you serious

I just sold thirteen pints of my blood. The bride price money don complete, but since I have little blood left the wedding night go be....

Idowuogbo:
awww...mother and baby dey ok?

Mother and daughter are fine but are still observation. So whats up?

Vivly:
Why tha f^ck are you looking for me?

Malabress why are you angry?

Badoooooooo leeee! Idowuogbo abeg no vex
***Prostrates*** Abeg I was in the theatre abeg person bin get Caesarian abeg e neva too tey wey I comot My 5 star General

Teespice:
are you her king?

Yes I am Abi oerson wan contest title with me ni?

Jennimma:
Congratulations Naijaboiy. Oya,come and kiss my hand,My King

**Kisses her hand**

marieolae1:
[size=75pt] YES YES

WE MADE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*POPS CHAMPAGNE*

AT LAST!!!!!!!
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Eenyanmma

Lanicky baby happy birthday dear

daveP:
(comes out from behind a hidden tree, bends down to take Gustavo disguising as dave since coffin time started.slaps Gustavo's cheeks to waken him. He gets up stunned) amigos nice one. Your accent and air was a near perfect semblance to me that he didnt know who was who cos of this(shows untertaker's hat) he took a dummy on his broad chest as well(they walk towards a diner close by. African** is seen having a good time) see it wasnt her all this while.(waves) Tom must be furious by now!



(curtains fall)

DaveP and Gustavo approach what they think is AfricanApple only to discover that it was actually a dummy placed there at that exact position, as daveP touches the dummy, Gustavo tries to warn him, but he refuses, daveP disappears along side his doppelganger Gustavo into a vortex where hands appear from time to time to whip them with koboko. My darling AfricanApple having such a good heart decides its best free them, I give in to her smile and release daveP from the dungeon as he and Gustavo beg to serve as my gatekeepers I oblige and return to my beloved in our chambers.
********Scene**********
**Fades**

100accounts:
thats how to help in ur village abi.. Oya wait for me *runs inside my tiny hut, comes back with bow n arrow* where are u na?? Nonsense, u for wait for me na

See this guy! you don vex me now you go see hell for your thread














PinkObsession you know unlike 100accounts I have just one and that one is the only one and that only one knows you are the only one and I know you know I know its true, so my dear with a face as fine as yours It will be evil of us to allow you end up in the wrinkly saggy arms of 100accounts so what do you say dear?

100accounts:
KingTom, i don dey fear u oooo

Na help I dey help you na