₦airaland Forum

rozzay:
I've been on oda threads but am here now. So wat happened in my absence did kingtom impregnate someone?

Oga oo!

KiddaBlingzz:
noooo i gree-eth not infact forget about her



you need to pay and pay BIG and QUICK!

Hmmmmmmmm ok o but if awon boys ni turn back come sabotage your Campaign o

dre11:
So u have had a dose of his Randy nature for u to have come to conclusions that he must have impregnated someone

Tell me more about his nature

Smellos!

khiaa:
Your situation is different from what the op is saying, you were inlove and wanted to respect her.
The ops friend only see women in a sisterly way with no sexual attraction, it's obvious he's gay.
Having no attraction to women is definitely a sign of being gay.
Where are the gay men on this site to give their opinion?

stevecantrell:
Parkview milfs club.

Bad boy

KiddaBlingzz:
me? Fine? Stop this kind play na


just find me something to hold side and she's all yours

No issue just deduct small chalas from me from CM things

lanicky:
Ahh! Why did u say what?


Anyways....Next week is my birthday...i want u to buy me Iphone6 nd a car dat was built just yesterday

Hmmmmmmmm will you wash my boxers and singlet vests?

KiddaBlingzz:
na therei go fit call guys for you o
*in SpaceGoat's voice*
stay off my crush

tenk

Guy na because say you fine if not I for give you kpartial eclipse

lanicky:
What

What

Mprex:
you again! Stop stalking me!

I love you

lanicky:
Em....em....he's just watching my pants nd bra for me

Jesus!

Mprex:
did i just see "my future wife" attached to my moniker on your post

No mind am! The boy wan reap where him no sow!
Boombay I go help you but no be now

CAMNEWTON4PRES:
Thats even besides the point, they just shagging the whores ..who wants to marry a wrinkled pig

khiaa:
Here is my story, it is a romantic one.
I used to be embarrassed about my beard and chest hair, the more I shaved it the thicker and longer it got.
I used to wear a paper bag over my head and I always wore clothes that would cover my chest completely, no halter tops in the summer, even when going to the beach I would wear a croaker sack instead of a bathing suit.
Then one day I met a wonderful man named Bunchersstab. He was so sweet to me and he convinced me to stop wearing the paperbag over my head and to start wearing sexy clothes.
I now wear my beard and chest hair proudly, he loves it when I braid my beard and chest hair and put beads on it.
He thinks I'm beautiful.
Kingtom loves to run his fingers through my beard.
#Team Facial and Chest Hair Forever

KelvinGraphics:
Ashawoo.

Welcome

Jbluv55:
Baba o, na you these 200 guests follow waka come?

Yes o na begging brigade o
Oya class of 200 sing!
"All we are saying is Jbluv55 contest for Mr Nairaland!"

Chai see Handsome boys mehn! Some sef don cause wahala for NL ladies. The rate at which groundnut oil, carrots, cucumbers and vaseline dey disappear. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

I don land!

tosyne2much:
KingTom if you like make you turn baba Suwe, I go recognize you


Dechandel, if you like make you wear mask for face I go recognize you


Marieolae, if you like make you wear agbada come wear black shades join am, if I no still recognize you make you cut off my 15.5 inch diccccck

Rapsainot, if you like make you turn herbalist, I go recognize you

Guy what if I no baff for 2 weeks, come no shave for 6 months. Wear dark goggle on top eye, plait dada you go still recognise me?

olami100:
There is no sense in wat u write! Did ibb gave abiola hiv in prison Unless u want to pretend as if u don't know that fela was killied!!!

Story for the demi gods

poiZon:
obioma go n sew cloths jor, if u need English lessons go n meet prof buhari, I heard he spit kood engrish.

Yes but at least he is proud of his accent. He doesn't pretend to be something he is not

poiZon:
thnk God u said 'was'. atleast I speak better n write more better english than ur buhari.

You mean and not "n" sir

dguyindcorner:
Lolz, but seriously it wud av been worse than this.