₦airaland Forum

missberrypop5:
nabobesses

satellites

daveP:
lol. Luckily ure solids again.

I am

My guy listen and listen good because I will advise you this once. Next time she lies ***Checks if they are eavesdropping*** also lie and feign sleep, then like an electrocuted person stiffen your right hand place it on her right your left on her left if nothing happens raise your sleep induced leg and cover her if nothing happens then record the results. Repeat the procedure three more times while alternating the steps. Conclude and submit a hardcopy to me, one to Valdes00 and the last one to HOD Iceberlyin

daveP:
u turn liquid ni? Which one be stir

Caseless:
ya kare ai.

yena da kyau?

daveP:
KT i saw all those yoruba-nolly the three of you were acting. How things?

Do not mind that girl she stirred up the actor in me

MrCork:
..nice boy!

I can't compete with this guy ***Bows***

daveP:
Goomorning home

Cheriepet
Kingtom
Kingphilip
Olubukato
Charijee
seunfavor
Frankben
Jennimma
sexysapphire
Trypa
Harlos
JJ
and talo tun kan?
H.A.N.D- have a nice day

Morning boss

Missmossy:
Settlement

Television

Jbluv55:
Well fortunately for both the guitar and the guitarist, how beautiful the music turns out doesn't depend on the guitar alone .

Chisos! where was I when all this was happening

kilokeys:
na wa o.. this early momo... anyways
we have diff playing techniques
vibrato
finger picking
strumming
slapping and so on..
which do u prefer?

Jbluv55 take note o

This giitar thing don turn ..

SpcAgtOko:
He is a pro at it. His name should be PeepingTom instead of KingTom

Yimu

IrishKez:
Lolz, gotta go
Night!

Goodnight

IrishKez:
**kneels and prays and the angels of God blinds them and renders him incapacitated**

Well played!
***falls and prays***
***Angels turn against Irishkez***
***walks out in slow motion***

IrishKez:

MzMariah:
Really. Sorry o.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Caseless:
me kakeso kaci? A'baka tuwo da miyan kubewa ?

Abeg bring am come

IrishKez:
**runs to Olubukato**
**he uses his big muscles and flew him ten miles away**

***Summons Sango and Amadioha***
***They fill the atmosphere with blistering thunder and lightening***
***Rushes in full speed towards Irishkez***

olubukato:
Hehehehe

Oga Tommy Hilfiger...You sabi act movie o

Na so we see sir

MzMariah:
Hehehehehe....replicate?

Hmmmmm you harsh o

IrishKez:
Voyeurism

Mtcheeeew

Jbluv55:
Maigida Yaya yau?

Yaya gida Ina jin yunwa

IrishKez:
**the pall bearers gets back and forced him inside the casket and nails it**

***Destroys coffin with Sango's thunder***
***Prostrates for Olubukato***
***Flies up in the air, then dives like Jet li towards Irishkez***

Jbluv55:
*meets her on the way, plants a peck on her cheeks, holds her by the waist and strolls with her back into the bar *

***Swallows saliva***
***Peeps***

MzMariah:
I've been seeing a therapist for 4 years now.

hmmmmm okay just try and replicate your Nl life outside ok

IrishKez:
***calls pall bearers***

***Rises up as pall bearers take to their heels***

MzMariah:
I've always known you to be an introvert sha.

Op is right o. I'm an introvert yeah, I started talking very much when I stumbled on jb's bar. The bar helped in making me talk but my offline life is what op posted.

Op please is mood swing part of an introvert's attitude? My mood swing is very bad that even my parent don't understand it and I'm very wired too. Do you think my mood swing is as a result of my past experience........?

Hmmmmmmmm Therapy tinz

IrishKez:
Are you blushing?
Am already paying it with the "sweetheart" tag sweetheart

***Dies***

BigBen10:
Baba all this analysis is in less than 5 secs. so wall jaming is not anytime soon.

Carry on

BigBen10:
I walk face down alot so I start my analysis from the feet of the girl. I can easily tell if she is parko or buty or bleaching from the feet. Don't ask me how its my trade secret. then I move up to Check for yam legs or toothpick legs or bow legs as the case may be. slightly bow legged gals are super sexy. then I look up a bit to quantize the nash but I make no conclusions till I see the back and boobs. The nash and breasts must compliment each other. There must be balance. no one out weighing the other. each big enough in proportion to the other. not saying they must be equal on size. up next is the neck and face. Now a beautiful face to compliment a sizable breast matching a quantiful nash with curvy slightly bow legs is my perfect girl body. This is what I look at first in a girl.

You go soon jam wall