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enquizzle:
This video of a lady seen farting that recently surfaced online has gotten social media users talking.

Some of the social media users were of the opinion that the boyfriend that recorded the lady while farting did wrong.

Ladies what will you do to your boyfriend if you were the lady?

Watch the video below https://www.instagram.com/p/B0HXGxQnAeK/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Where's the link to comments?

Where's the link to people talking about this?

Kelgabriel5:
that will be at d boot camp, ur concern is just to do as much as the instruction States, forget d assessment for now

Thanks man!

Kelgabriel5:
that will be at d boot camp, ur concern is just to do as much as the instruction States, forget d assessment for now

OK bro!

Kelgabriel5:
from my gatherins just follow d instructions. The final project demo day is d last day of boot camp, so not really

In the instructions, we are to submit our project for review..

Please guys I wanna know. Do we submit each challenge separately? I mean the bootcamp challenges.

YorubaEmir:
Added u

Add me pls.. 08186405915

Who put in for cycle 45? Check your mail, I was extended an invitation to the bootcamp.

I'm a bit worried. I had an interview on Friday (for cycle 45) but I'm yet to receive any mail.

suckmywilly:
the invite have not started rolling in, till Tuesday I think. People still had interview on Friday.

This calms my nerves.

minlinx:
Hey Gyz! I have been trying the first challenge, I need some hints! Could the other two be simpler? Has anyone gone through? Is there a link to a piece of information that could help understand the challenges? It took me a while to understand 'dice' is both singular and plural
Learning never stops!!!

Die is actually the singular form. Yours is still probable. But looking at the challenge, a singular form is meant.

Juicysnatch:
groundnut stew made with with rotten tomatoes and meat!

You say? Chai!! Your mess ehn!

Juicysnatch:
Please peepz i need advice, my asshole leaks anytime i run fast and when i sit down it stops leaking and i just mess repeatedly and loudly, my boyfriend even left me and accused me of wanting to kill him, i feel so ashamed, please tell me what to do, thank you

What food makes you fart (mess)?

Andyblaze:
Most times I discovered if ayam with my girl she will torch and rob me but my penis will not stand. I will try but nothing but whenever she farted the Saint of the fart will make me feel aroused. Now I have to be buying her egg and beans everyday to help her fart before we can have sex. It makes me to get arised

I don't know why but her fart smell normally make me honey. Is it normal

Yes you're perfectly normal. There is no abnormal sexual inclination. Sex is generally weird and everyone has what arouses them. Some people are aroused by the smell of poop, certain ladies do not get aroused until their spouse beats them, some people love torture from a female to get aroused. Yours is a case of eproctophilia

Hello house. I need a placement to observe a year industrial training in computer science preferably software development.
I am versed in Java and JavaScript.

LordReed:
Do you discard superior things for inferior ones?

Would our morality be superior if it actually depends on what this God dictates?

LordReed:
It shows up how the logic of a morality based on gods turns out to be nothing but hot air.

In the first part if morality is defined by the statements of god then everything the god does is correct so genocide is correct as well as slavery, things we in this day and age outrightly reject. By extension it means our morality is superior to the god's own.

In the second part it simply means the god is superfluous to morality so no need to concern ourselves with what it thinks.

How would our morality be superior to this God's morality if he/she actually defines what is moral regardless of how depraved it is?

Christistruth00:
There is no Christianity without the Cross of Christ.Throughout History every where Christians went from China to Peru to Ethiopia to India Christians have always been heavily addicted to Prominently displaying the Cross of Christ’s Cruxifiction on their Church buildings at the Church altar and even on the walls . In fact Christians Historically Preferred to have a Cross and no building to having a building with no Cross of Christ displayed .
Has anyone seen where Dunamis Glory Dome Building has Prominently displayed the Cross of Christ yet?

The cross is actually a pagan symbol associated with fertility, life and in some cases intercourse.

Socrates once asked a question which when considered in the context in which it was presented, was relevant to the capricious gods of ancient Greece but does have its implications on monotheistic religions. The question is: "Is the pious loved by the gods because it is pious or is it pious because it is loved by the gods?". Known as the Euthyphro dilemma, it is valid and is controversial. Now the question is, "Is what is morally good allowed by God because it is morally good or it is morally good because it is allowed by God".
Not to leave one stupefied, I will cite as example the incidence of Uzzah stretching forth his arm to touch the ark and he was immediately struck by God. Taking that as point example, is the very act (the killing) right because it was done by God or is it right because it is morally sound to kill?

hahn:
Which god exactly or in this case what is the definition of this god?

I don't think it matters as to which god it is. Any chief god in any pantheon fits the description (Ahura Mazda, Chukwu Okike e.t.c)

MobolaCrown:
Lol..... see my partner in farting oooo

So u fart a lot?

LivingFree:
I ate 9 eggs in less than 6 hrs yesterday

I fart so much my wallpaper started to fall off the wall

TMI

Before you quote me with nonsense, ask yourself this:

Is it your egg?
Is it your fart?
Is it your wallpaper?

*Farts on the thread and leaves*

Hmm. Hot fart

I'm itching to work on a project with anyone...
I know Java, Spring, NodeJs, and a bit of Angular and VanillaJs.. Please post link to repo... Add me as a collaborator... My username is kingsley-einstein

HOPE NOTHING BAD HAPPEN TO HIM

post=68005663:
This is funny!

Is dat Risky?!

Orisirisi something.

I DONT KNOW HOW I'S TRENDING

09090329362

predmine20:
When I told her I am quitting the friendship for I can't take this no more,she begged and wept profusely but I have made up my mind.
With time she accept her fate and move on.

Abeg who be d lady?

Is it okay to know AngularJs with just a basic knowledge of JavaScript?

import java.util.*;

class Move {
int r;
int c;
Move(int r, int c) {
this.r=r;
this.c=c;
}


@Override public String toString() {
return "Move [ "+(this.r+1)+" , "+(this.c+1)+" ]";
}
}

class ChildNodes {
Move move;
int value;
ChildNodes(Move move, int value) {
this.move=move;
this.value=value;
}

@Override public String toString() {
return " value: "+this.value;
}
}

class Board {
int[][] board=new int[3][3];
char[][] mark=new char[3][3];
List<Move> availableMoves;
List<ChildNodes> childNodes;

List<Move> getAvailableMoves() {
availableMoves=new ArrayList<>();
for (int i=0; i<board.length; i++) {
for (int j=0; j<board.length; j++) {
if (board[i][j] == 0) {
availableMoves.add(new Move(i, j));
}
}
}
return availableMoves;
}

void showBoard() {
for (int i=0; i<board.length; i++) {

for (int j=0; j<board.length; j++) {
if (board[i][j] == 0) {
mark[i][j] = '-';
}

if (board[i][j] == 1) {
mark[i][j] = 'X';
}

if (board[i][j] == 2) {
mark[i][j] = 'O';
}
System.out.print("\t["+mark[i][j]+"]\t";
}

System.out.println();
}


}

void showHint() {
System.out.println();
for (int i=1; i<=3; i++) {
for (int j=1; j<=3; j++) {
System.out.print("\t["+i+""+j+"]\t";
}
System.out.println();
}
}



boolean xHasWon() {
for (int i=0; i<board.length; i++) {

if ((board[i][0] == board[i][1] && board[i][1] == board[i][2] && board[i][0] == 1) || (board[0][i] == board[1][i] && board[1][i] == board[2][i] && board[2][i] == 1)) {
return true;
}

if ( i == 0) {
if ((board[i][i] == board[1][1] && board[1][1] == board[2][2] && board[2][2] == 1) || (board[i][2] == board[1][1] && board[1][1] == board[2][i] && board[i][2] == 1)) {
return true;
}
}



}

return false;
}

boolean oHasWon() {
for (int i=0; i<board.length; i++) {

if ((board[i][0] == board[i][1] && board[i][1] == board[i][2] && board[i][0] == 2) || (board[0][i] == board[1][i] && board[1][i] == board[2][i] && board[2][i] == 2)) {
return true;
}

if ( i == 0) {
if ((board[i][i] == board[1][1] && board[1][1] == board[2][2] && board[2][2] == 2) || (board[i][2] == board[1][1] && board[1][1] == board[2][i] && board[i][2] == 2)) {
return true;
}
}



}

return false;
}

boolean isGameOver() {

return xHasWon() || oHasWon() || getAvailableMoves().isEmpty();
}

void placeMove(Move m, int player) {
board[m.r][m.c]=player;
}

int minimax(int depth, boolean turn) {

List<Move> legalStates=getAvailableMoves();

if (xHasWon()) {
return +1;
}

if (oHasWon()) {
return -1;
}

if (legalStates.isEmpty() && !xHasWon() && !oHasWon()) {
return 0;
}

int max=Integer.MIN_VALUE;
int min=Integer.MAX_VALUE;

if (turn) {
for (int i=0; i<legalStates.size(); i++) {
Move move=legalStates.get(i);
placeMove(move, 1);
int score=minimax(depth+1, false);
max=Math.max(max, score);




if (depth == 0 ) {
childNodes.add(new ChildNodes(move, max));





}

placeMove(move, 0);












}
}
else {
for (int i=0; i<legalStates.size(); i++) {
Move move=legalStates.get(i);
placeMove(move, 2);
int score=minimax(depth+1, true);
min=Math.min(min, score);



if (depth == 0) {

childNodes.add(new ChildNodes(move, min));

}
placeMove(move, 0);



}
}

return turn?max:min;
}

Move getBestMove() {
int max=Integer.MIN_VALUE;
int index=0;
for (int i=0; i<childNodes.size(); i++) {
if (max < childNodes.get(i).value) {
max = childNodes.get(i).value;
index = i;

}
}

return childNodes.get(index).move;
}

void callMinimax(int depth, boolean turn) {
childNodes=new ArrayList<>();
minimax(depth, turn);
}

void newGame() {
System.out.println("Welcome to J-Tac-Toe.\n ************************************************************ \n Author: Kingsley Victor \n Version: 1.0.0 \n ************************************************************ ";
showBoard(); showHint();
System.out.println("\n To place a mark, enter the corresponding row and column value\n \n";
Scanner gameInput=new Scanner(System.in);
System.out.println("Who plays first? Computer (1), User(2)";
int choice=gameInput.nextInt();
while (choice < 1 || choice > 2) {
System.out.println("Invalid choice. Enter either 1 or 2 for computer or human to make first move respectively";
choice=gameInput.nextInt();

}

if (choice == 1) {
Random rand=new Random();
Move m=new Move(rand.nextInt(3), rand.nextInt(3));
placeMove(m, 1);
showBoard();
showHint();
}

while (!isGameOver()) {
System.out.println("Make your move. \n \n";
int r=gameInput.nextInt()-1;
int c=gameInput.nextInt()-1;
Move m=new Move(r, c);
while(board[m.r][m.c] !=0) {
System.out.println("Invalid move. Point is already occupied \n \n";
r=gameInput.nextInt()-1;
c=gameInput.nextInt()-1;
m=new Move(r, c);
}


placeMove(m, 2);
showBoard();

callMinimax(0, true);
if (isGameOver()) {
System.out.println();
showBoard();
break;
}

try {
System.out.println();
System.out.println("Wait! Computer is thinking!";
System.out.println();
Thread.sleep(2000);
}
catch(InterruptedException e) {

}
placeMove(getBestMove(), 1);
showBoard();
if (!isGameOver()) {
showHint();
}

}

if (xHasWon()) {
System.out.println("Computer wins the game";
}

if (oHasWon()) {
System.out.println("Congratulations, you win the game";
}

if (getAvailableMoves().isEmpty() && !xHasWon() && !oHasWon()) {
System.out.println("It's a tie!";
}
}

}

public class TicTacToe {
public static void main(String[] args) {
Board b=new Board();
b.newGame();
}
}

seunthomas:
You can spice it up my brova. Enough wailing in this section...

Nice idea but what if no one catches my drift?

Where is the vibe, the motivation? There is nothing that ignites the passion of those who really need to get a feel of that coding vibe in this section. It's a cyber-graveyard filled with dead threads most of which are zombies (threads made years ago yet with recent comments).
I'm quite at an intermediate level as regards coding but there are times I feel like giving up or trashing that feeling to write cool programs and I go to forums to get motivated but what I see here is a morale killer.

phililp:
Why won't it be so when seun and his mods ain't got time for the programing section..
All the mods now do is ban, ban ban... Everywhere and den the only thing u now see on fp is
Tobi
Eviction
Cee..c
Tboss
Bbnaija

In fact ehn! Am waiting for another lively and educative forum... Seun don d fall hand,
Na just the fun of reading comments d carry me come nairaland these...

Finally someone who thinks the same as I do. Since the start of BBNaija this year, almost all threads I come across are devoted to the tomfoolery and carousel that sprouts from the show. And threads are seldom commented on. Advancements will soon be supplanted by all such reality shows have to offer.