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Romance / Re: Omo! Is This Guy The Sexiest Serial Killer Ever?(photos) by KingVon: 11:22pm On Mar 07, 2023
siofra:
I get it that he was a murderer and psychopath but God! He's good-looking!!

I might be into bad boys๐Ÿ˜‹
Just trying to imagine what those lips can do๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿคค

I also checked out his music and it's quite good if you can get past the fact that he brags about being a murderer in his songs undecided he might be one of the few gen z rappers I kinda dig. The story telling technique he employs in his rap makes it really stand out.

His lips are so gorgeous ๐Ÿ˜ sorry, I can't help it and his facial bone structure is perfect.

RIP King Von but you're too cute not to notice ๐Ÿฅบ
Stop calling me a psychopath please, stop crushing on me๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก
Smelly hoe๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคข
Saying this shit on O'Block can get u killed ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก

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Romance / Re: Should I Abort My First Pregnancy? by KingVon: 8:02pm On Mar 07, 2023
Hatrick01:
omo the girl fine gaan!
Make i woo her sef.
Don't try it else I will condemn you undecided undecided
Romance / Re: Should I Abort My First Pregnancy? by KingVon: 7:49pm On Mar 07, 2023
Hatrick01:
if na u dey ur profile, u too sweet abeg.
I no be simp but i must confess...
The woman wey born u and the man wey no use condom deserves an accolade abeg.

Egba mi oo
Leave my future girl alone
I go beef u with spice oo๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก
Romance / Re: Should I Abort My First Pregnancy? by KingVon: 7:31pm On Mar 07, 2023
Mjshexy:
I rather prefer a Bahamas trip sir ๐Ÿ˜
Flight ticket to Bahamas go and come for me and you is 1500 dollars,we never talk about reservation and others, biko make we go Gambia here or Cape Verde ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ
Romance / Re: Should I Abort My First Pregnancy? by KingVon: 6:56pm On Mar 07, 2023
BarTheKing:


Why you run?

Abi you no Sabi vawulence, we would slaughter you idiots
Anytime magnoliaa aka stxrlight sight you,she dey run๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Romance / Re: Should I Abort My First Pregnancy? by KingVon: 6:55pm On Mar 07, 2023
Mjshexy Give me your number let's meet undecided undecided
I will take a on a vacation to Gambia๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
Romance / Re: Should I Abort My First Pregnancy? by KingVon: 6:49pm On Mar 07, 2023
BarrTheKing:
This is Messi grin we must end all these broke ashawo angry angry angry
I am with you bro
Even virginprincess Ahnie Dem go collect
Romance / Re: Should I Abort My First Pregnancy? by KingVon: 6:48pm On Mar 07, 2023
Flra09:
Their vagina is wider than Abuja express way grin grin angry angry I pity the simp fucking them [center][/center] grin
Lol their smelly kpekus like Siofra and Candidlady own๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Romance / Re: Should I Abort My First Pregnancy? by KingVon: 6:47pm On Mar 07, 2023
BarTheKing:

Comrade, Persephone1 need to be dealt with the way you guys murdered magnoliaa.
The olosho Magnoliaa is using her alternative called stxrlight
Persephone1 is no match to me and Obamamessi
Persephone1 and Abkayee na mumu girls
Romance / Re: Should I Abort My First Pregnancy? by KingVon: 6:44pm On Mar 07, 2023
Upon the 5k stxrlight dey charge for hookup ,she still uses Android ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜…
Poor ashawo
At 36 you will die with pain, jealousy and loneliness.
You will be a single mum at 39 haha
Don't worry,with your hate for men,you won't get married till you beg me๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
I don lock your destiny with padlock ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”
Romance / Re: Should I Abort My First Pregnancy? by KingVon: 6:39pm On Mar 07, 2023
Obinnna58:
I swear make Sheistoopretty die in agony like Goodlady grin
Goodlady na Abuja olosho like Magnoliaa stxrlight and Simplepee ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Ogun go scatter deir kpekus
Lazy oloshos

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Romance / Re: Should I Abort My First Pregnancy? by KingVon: 6:34pm On Mar 07, 2023
efelicity:
Sheistoopretty is a spoiled brat.

No wonder she is bitter. There's nothing pretty about her.
I wish Sheistoopretty and stxrlight will hang themselves
They are well known Oloshos on nairaland grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: What's Happening To First Bank? by KingVon: 6:32pm On Mar 07, 2023
Samsambiyi:
Please does anybody know what exactly is happening to First Bank?
Deposits are not going through, you can't withdraw, you can't deposit cheque, you can't even use app and ussd.

WHAT IS HAPPENING
My access app is playing the same music you are singing ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ
Romance / Re: Currently, This Is The Most Annoying Thing On Nairaland by KingVon: 5:56pm On Mar 07, 2023
Queendera:
I know this is probably some form of security.

But it's just so damn annoying. Gosh. Seun should do something about it.
This motherf*cker pops up every now and then and then you get frustrated
Why using Android ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Œ
Come let me buy u iphone ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ
Romance / Re: Do Not Blame Girls For Avoiding Broke Men. by KingVon: 5:53pm On Mar 07, 2023
Shalommy:
Chaii.. this one get weight. cheesy cheesy
Sexy lizard u don chop today? undecided undecided undecided
Romance / Re: Can You Marry A Virgin?,i Think It's Overrated by KingVon: 5:50pm On Mar 07, 2023
Then marry this evening newspaper called stxrlight but her kpekus is wide like river Niger grin grin grin cheesy
I have fked her before but use 2 condoms
Romance / Re: Does Masturbation Shrinks The Dick by KingVon: 5:48pm On Mar 07, 2023
Why masturbating when u CAn pay stxrlight / Magnoliaa 5k for her wide kpekus and nack throughout the night undecided undecided

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingVon: 8:18pm On Mar 06, 2023
seankafor:
if her pucci stinks, then it's game over for her..

I'd pursue her in the middle of the night.. I'd make sure it's 1 am.. I'll wake her up and tell her to go.. I'll literally throw her out of the gate and then release my dog ๐Ÿ•

Cant have no smelly pucci around me undecided
But give stxrlight the 5k she needs it that's why she is into hookup
She is an evening newspaper approaching 38, no husband
Let's join hand and pray for her undecided
Phones / Re: I Need Iphone 7 Or 7 plus by KingVon: 8:12pm On Mar 06, 2023
SunstarS:


Why you dey lie like this
You don't know iphone 7 and 6 won't be using WhatsApp
You live under a rock
Read more news and go outside
Phones / Re: I Need Iphone 7 Or 7 plus by KingVon: 8:11pm On Mar 06, 2023
Dwightventures:


Where in his request did he mention he needs the phone for whatsapp? If you only have one phone to use and whatsapp is the only important factor for you, know that not everyone is in your position. Abi you have iPhone 8 and above to sell? All these forward people
Can u use a phone without Whatsapp
The phone you are using don't have WhatsApp?
Don't be a hypocrite
Spits on your bald head
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by KingVon: 8:10pm On Mar 06, 2023
seankafor:
so what's your price then, I'm willing to pay it to have a feel of what your coochie tastes like sad

I'm damn serious cool

And also, hope I can tag along my friends, they'd like to have a feel of your honeypot ๐Ÿฏ too, don't worry, we will pay you pretty well.. wink

Apart from your pucci, there is nothing else to discuss as that is where the Convo ends..
I was inside stxrlight 's pucci and trust me it's wider than River Niger
I regretted giving her 5k for the hookup undecided undecided
She is good in giving head tho,
I wore double CD because her kpekus oouz like dead rat๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅฒ
Phones / Re: I Need Iphone 7 Or 7 plus by KingVon: 7:36pm On Mar 06, 2023
Iphone 7 no longer support WhatsApp
Just go for 8 and above undecided
Politics / Re: Only CBN Can Direct Us On Old Naira Notes โ€” Banks by KingVon: 7:35pm On Mar 06, 2023
Can I use my dollar

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