Na ur own key be dt. Some ladies na neck. Others na finger. Few are kisses because immediately u remove mouth, their senses dey blur come back.

No abuse me o, na joke I dey o as me sef knw say the Tory na fake...

But every lady get key wey dey confuse them to open legs

U carry your friend's phone, change your name to Mr Abdul, and u change pics, come dey message yourselves dey talk trash.

U sha wan trend by force...
U go trend enter jail your bars go clear now

Na so so talk boxers dey talk until dem finish match with bubble-face

Born2Breed:
Which of the Omotosho and Olorunshogo power plants are owned by the Adelekes'?

u dey mind the idiot?
The time wey dem do those plants, na only govt still get authority to sell power.

If na dem construct am, I hear...or maybe it's just bought. But having $700m is a scam of a propaganda

Dem say make u no make hate speech, u dey angry, dey talk nonsense. Na by force to make hate speech ni?

By the time dem Sowore u, u will gree say even your Bible say make u respect your leaders as per say na God put them there!

Oya na, start na

I don't think you people at the place wey sun dry rise get brain at all... I swear

You no well...

Why u no sleep all day or make u dey die everyday, dey ressurect again?

6hrs sleep no do you?

Contribution ni...

If you contribute money for me for his release, I will steal it...

The guy, na like Dele Momodu, who suddenly turned critic because ministerial appointment no reach am...

FarahAideed:
You forgot to add that he is the most useless leader Nigeria has ever and will ever have .. A man whose needless coup plot in 1983 derailed the destiny of Nigeria .
A man so visionless he budgeted 189 billion Naira for cows but a paltry 48 billion naira for education in a country with the highest number of kids out of school !!!!!

how did you come to the conclusion that he is useless?

Oh, I knw... No money in circulation because thieves are scared of spending so that they won't get caught...

Did you knw?
That if there has been stringent rules and policies to curtail importation and encourage home grown industuries, you won't be wailing right now as there'll be money in circulation, whether the few who hoard it now spend it or not!!!

Lazy youth

Dude, I should let you know something
..


No one in Yorubaland may donate a kobo. U kukuma knw. In Yorubaland, if you use you're head to draw trouble, u go suffer am. No time for yeye sympathy.

U see Sowore? Nobody send am. And no one go stand behind him because na him wan cause wahala, make he enjoy wahala.

We are peaceful and there are ways to solve issues than chanting war songs and inciting violence.

Shebi dem warn u, u abuse everybody, oya na...

U think say we go enrich u like dem enrich Kanu? We go start donating for you?

Many Yoruba people are too learned not to understand how this goes and how it'll end.

Enjoy life bro. U no kukuma dey fight for me before..

Check your mail na

I impregnated your daughter, u come dey disgrace me. No wahala... U go marry am yourself

Hazard mostly create chances and scores only when chanced. He doesn't grind a goal...

But at Real Madrid, they're at one chance because all the assists Hazard suppose get after he done dribble and pass na off shot them dey be because one stupid player dey collect ball, throwaway. So, Hazard is currently useless until they get a finisher...

E no concern me sha

I give am two years max, like Korede Bello

Style plus & trybesmen

NORSYK:
Lyrically Vector is the bosss, won lyricist on the roll back to back at the Headies. When it comes to freestyle no one comes close to Vector in Nigeria, guy did 2hrs non stop

u don't knw what you're saying. The line which said, vector is not even the best rapper and he went on to mention yoruba rappers ending with OMO SEE THE QUEUE, was where MI killed everything. because he was actually saying OMO CDQ, which already killed two birds with one stone!!

He asked him to see the queue and at rh same time, naming CDQ before him!

Now, that's a lyricist!!!!

Shibaraba:
I swear I think say na computer ram ooo.

Naija Don cast!!!!

i think a computer RAM would not be written as ram. And a learned person wouldn't have read it in contradiction!

Congrats

Whatever

Blogger... Period

Freehuman:
"The zoo and can't contain us because we are too wild, let's open a forest reserve and employ our pigs there" - Flat head OSU





Disclaimer: I have not broken any nairaland rule. The piece above is an excerpt from my latest novel which will be launched soon.

you should beg your families to help you buy

Na improvisation

Una no dey tire?

Pls, put graphic images, abeg

dokyOloye:
Ambode should man up for once and spill d beans on Thiefnuubu's legendary thievery.
You can't tell me was accountant general of the state for several years and doesn't have info on an avaricious thief like Thiefnuubu.
Doing otherwise means he's a coward and a pussycat who deserves what he is getting.

the beans wey no soil his own hands too?

blackboy:
None can be worse than Tinubu. Back then lagos was dirty, roads bad, no anyone worse than Tinubu will practically sit down and do nothing and so will his commissioners but how them go chop if projects are not executed? This also is democracy, they could loose Lagos to the opposition.
Sanwo will work and do wonders for Lagis

really? You're dunce,. politically

Firstus dos commentus

Davash222:
How can someone like Zlatan be attracting female fans Shows the level Nigerian girls operate on.
Tueh.

he's not a man? Your level of reasoning is demeaning and foolish. Ontop say he carry pass you, wetin u get with your fine face?

Miss bayelsa na low class runs girl.

Miss Lagos na those innocent looking girls wey go dey stealthily Bleep your friend without you ever getting to suspect them!

Miss Kaduna na husband snatcher. Those career ladies wey go use money snatch your husband.

Miss Anambra na sure girl. Dem be those girls wey think say dem fine. Dem go use care choose fine boy and dem go still get heartbroken

Miss Abuja na middle class runs girl

That woman wey wear red at the bottom of the post na queen. Those part time retieed high class olosho wey dey provide accomodation for runs girls by accepting percentage from their wages. I think she go dey supply clients with girls too

NNEWIsuper:

yes, you inferiority complex ravished guy.. they're public officers

you overrated stupid guy, are you their superior?