₦airaland Forum

Lai Mohammed will come here tomorrow to say that Boko Haram has been defeated completely!


I wish he died for a worthy sake.

This country is scam

When a dog goes back to eat her vomit...


This country ehn

Buhari


Reasons:

You can be employed even with a fake Certificate and no one dare says piiim

Jesu.... What have we not heard in this country?


Since when did aeroplane become biscuits!


Uwa afid

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU'VE SEEN IT ALL IN NIGERIA!


THIS COULD BE A YAJOO BOY DISGUISING TO LOOK FOR RITUAL ITEMS OH

WHAT HAVE WE NOT SEEN YET

Who else remembers the late former governor of Bayelsa state who once disguised as a lady...




There could be more to this sha... The sim should be thoroughly scrutinised. Oh God help us

This is solely her business. Whatever makes her happy....

Why don't we channel such attention to the useless government governing us and the hardship in the land?


Make I hear word joor

When an aspirant spends millions to buy just the form and eventually wins, tell me how he will stop recovering his cash by every means possible.



Indeed, there was a country!

Interested

Buhari's son
Odili's son
Sultan's son


THEY ALL HAVE ONE THING IN COMMON. INDEED KARMA IS A NIGERIAN

In Nigeria, the 'ogas at the top' will even order the bodyguard to use live ammunition on such protesters!


Indeed, there was a country!

Always Summons.....

After the summoning, a committee wi be set up which will then take 'forever' to finish the investigation.

Una dey decieve una selves

Why would you even go through her accounts?

You want to die before your time

Another Exodus looming!

How did we even get here? The same cabal of thieves reshuffling themselves in the pretence of changing party

David DeGoal is a clown indeed... He ended up writing his name in the pages of history.... perhaps as the worst keeper in the tournament.

FIFA should establish an award for categories of people like this

I'm sure he came to inspect if his kinsmen carried out the reprisal attack as ordered!


Instead of sacking the service chiefs and reordering our security details, he's in Jos to see if the cows are complete

If they forget themselves and start harassing people there, they'll wake up in Benue.

SAFETY FIRST

These are the kind of people that should be employed to lead the soldiers in the terrain inside sambisa forest.

I'm sure they know better.

Yet there are so many out there who are ready to go the same path or who are still planning to follow suit.

How did we even get here?

Indeed, there was a country!

This guy is out of this world. He has succeeded in setting a standard that will be too hard to overturn when he finally bows out.

Goodness me! Who else saw a classic display of the craft called 'football'?

Now, the world cup has just began.

Welcome to Russia, CR7

May God forgive some of our leaders!

The former Governor, Godswill Akpabio used this same project as the key item in his manifesto during his 2nd term and having been voted in, the project was forgotten despite being captured in the budget of that year and so many billions drained down the pipeline.


Udom is using the same antics this time. So up until now, he didn't know such project was in existence? Another 2nd term manifesto....

Hmmmmmmm!

This happens to be my birthday. I hope something significant will happen that day

....and you call this one 'a father'. He's worst that Fulani herdsmen!

Uwa afid...

I can't go to any other African country to suffer. I'll rather stay here and join voices with other well meaning Nigerians to ensure this country returns back to her 'glory days'.

Yes, we can!

FIFA sabi mock Nigeria ehn!

They know we won't go past the first round with our overrated players which 70% of them are mere bench warmers in their respective clubs.

I hope they can fly indeed!

Tomorrow it will be divorce!

Celebrity weddings no dey get meaning joor...Only few of them do stand the test of time!

Congratulations to Omotola!

I'm sure it will be their C team! Maybe one or two of their First team players will show too!

Great feat for the super chickens

How did we get here nau? This is how Davido's jet will be making FP everyday on Nairaland

First it was BBN and now Chioma Jet!