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Any match for 18th May

80% of naija movies r jst crap and so predictable and i keep asking myself wht could av made these naija babes like these movies so much?

mr.official:
[size=15pt]Oga, Madam Me i go fart for anywhere, abi no be God put am for my body? shey God do wrong thing? Abeg make una no dey talk this thing again jooo. Poo poo poo tseeeees.[/size]

Really dere's no big deal in farting n d presence of ur lover and it's hard 2 catch a lady fart wonder hw they do it sha?

angel101:
I beg u guys don't kill me with laughter (olofinjeje take note) lol

what if it was the other way round?

Seriously though, i don't think marriage should be bondage but all things should be done in moderation.

Abi o dem come talk am as if marriage is jst a way of been imprisoned in a cell with ur wife

Not all ur facts r true

Really i don't c anything bad in clubbing once in a month even when u r married.
I have a boss in d office that go clubbing every last friday of the month with her husband and the next monday she's so full of life with full stories of their adventures and when i asked her abt d children she jst told me they got that sorted out with her baby sitter(have 2 kids).So tell me wht's wrong in dat?

U r very funny o hw can u decide 2 break up with ur babe jst because of distance haba u be wicked person wht if u were in her shoes,y can't u jst explain things or is there sumtin else u r nt explaining to us.
Maybe u av eyes 4 another babe abeg no break d poor girl's heart jst because of ur insecurity.

@Bolarge ('cs 'm sticking wid da original gameplan. Da grand design. Cool)
and wht's d grand design,could u be a little more explicit on that?

hey guys feels so good 2 be bk on this thread
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U1:
@Raymand

I did not say I need a sugar mummy.I need a nice "ayonge".

@topic
So surprised that no one has responded.Well,maybe I should mention what I've got to offer:
1. A 35k per year job.
2.A "palasa" phone.
3.B.sc in Kitchen assistance.
4.An accomodation with my mother,sister and niece.To mention just a few.
Now,tell me you are still not impressed.

A CAPITAL O.Y.O

haywhy:
Its not common in Nigeria but e dey happen oooo

Who told u it's not common here in Nigeria,virtually all dating sites have nigerians on it and more nigerian dating sites have been launched.

Dating online has worked for so many people i know including myself,when u meet someone online u don't jst rush yourself into meeting with the person it's always better if u get to know the person better,share,chat,talk on phone with d person then you know if he/she is d right person,talking from experience,i'm not trying to lead u on though but i know it sure works but not 100% certified

y do we close our eyes whn we sleep,kiss & pray?cos d beautiful things r left unseen dats y i close my eyes whn i think of u.MISS U

pek:
i do not want to say a lot about hitv so as not do free advert.the question is, why are you buying a cable?is it for foothball? if yes, then hitv is it. it is cheaper and give the same service.by the way, i just bought mine last week.

Pls could u enlighten us more on how u got urs for people willing to purchase mind u i stay in lagos also?

Dis week has been long and boring 4 me,so excited d weekend is here again

@afam pls do give us ur list and price,i think i need one myself

Jst give us the price and we'll let u knw if we r interested biko

@honsule i use a Nokia N80 series phone and can browse with d new celtel settings but my opera mini couldn't wrk with it and i'm wondering why pls could u help out or send d settings 2 my mail box ak_beckley@yahoo.com

I think AIT is back online cos i watched a program last nite on their station

@honsule tx d settings jare i can browse and all for free and it's even more faster than b4

Jst heard it on Rhythm 93.7 FM that Adams Oshiomole(AC Gubernatorial Aspirant in Edo State & Former Labour congress Leader) was arrested this afternoon by the Nigerian policemen(800 poliemen o)after addressing protestants in benin 2day

I didn't vote cos i wasn't able 2 register earlier

Angelheart:
Afre she or you die! Life is unpredictable and you can never know a person for real. So if you are still together till death, then you will know that you were loved!

Very funny

danielng:
you mean which pin worked for you, wap.ng.celtel.com? please let us know.

yeah

young geez:
sb help!been dating my girl for 7yrs nw.we re far apart.she s in abj im ni lagos.im faithful but i dnt know her moves these days.she tells lil lies smtimes.though we re school sweethearts,now things re changing 2 fast and im scared shes doing runs.im looking 4 job n i plan 2 marry her immediately i clinch one job.i read mech.engr. in unn.she read vet med.

Good Question i was abt asking dat myself

Hmm good question and i wonder hw he got pregnant or it dat he made a mistake or wht?

abi o i dey wondey myself

25k shld do nw abi and can it still play gold discs?

here is d link to celtel websites on d packages

http://www.ng.celtel.com/en/personal-plans/unity/index.html#migrate

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