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Romance / Re: If He Proposes To You In This Condition, Will You Accept? See Reactions (pics) by Kirchhoff01(m): 8:35pm On Aug 20, 2019
pocohantas:
We can't date, let alone acceptance.

We are not even the same circle... grin
He should pick a wife from his circle. Guys should learn to pick a wife from their social class and stop disturbing SM.
When are we getting married?
grin my Nairaland crush
Romance / Re: How I Lost My Virginity. Share Your Story by Kirchhoff01(m): 10:51pm On Aug 16, 2019
IgiveLadiesBj:
Weird
I know
Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Kirchhoff01(m): 9:51pm On Aug 16, 2019
I can't help but laugh grin

Just saw a domain name now...

CBDLegalFirm, I hail oo.
Me sef Na newbie.
We must get it right

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Travel / Re: My German Fiancee Is Coming To Nigeria In 4 Weeks Time by Kirchhoff01(m): 1:46pm On Aug 14, 2019
Richybryn:
thank you so much sir for this reply,am a total novice in all of this never even been outside of my state,yea its that worse,sir why did you say the marriage should be in her second or third visit??
I hope you're in Germany now
Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Kirchhoff01(m): 4:12pm On Aug 13, 2019
Donjazzy12:

Men like you are why we have more lesbians than normal girls today.
How many domains have you sold... ?
We don't argue over here... Comot this thread oga. You're derailing the thread

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Travel / Re: I Missed My Flight To India Yesterday, Please Help by Kirchhoff01(m): 11:48am On Aug 13, 2019
solasoulmusic:
Hi you can email Etihad and explain the situation or visit their head office in Lagos but the penalty should only be the change in fare sometimes slow your lucky and they will wave it just rebook online and if they ask you to pay the 75 dollar fee pay it ...and just show your ticket when you get to the airport don’t let anyone bully you say you work for freelance for CNN

Hahahahah
Romance / Re: Why do I keep meeting virgins? Back to Back to back by Kirchhoff01(m): 10:12am On Aug 13, 2019
funmisticqueen:
keep trying then, or adopt celibacy, if you do find a non virgin, will you marry her?
Of course I will marry a non virgin. I'm not a virgin my self.

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Family / Re: Is There A Way To Make African Parents Apologize To Their Kids by Kirchhoff01(m): 10:05am On Aug 13, 2019
Accountantgener:
A nairalander who claims to sell data,he is a scammer I just sent the sum of 5,000naira to him today and he gave me a non existing code to use in checking my data balance which is *131*65*2*1*2# and that code does not actually exist,his real names are AGU KENECHUKWU,ACCESS BANK, A/C NOS IS 0761393797 and his phone number is 09065287121 Pls share this message across to everyone until the whole world gets it to help a neighbour avoid been scammed online.
What's his NL moniker?
Romance / Re: Why do I keep meeting virgins? Back to Back to back by Kirchhoff01(m): 10:02am On Aug 13, 2019
funmisticqueen:
u wanna get laid, then become a husband. problem solved
Still have like 5years or thereabout

I don't wanna do Ashawo
Romance / Re: Why do I keep meeting virgins? Back to Back to back by Kirchhoff01(m): 9:33am On Aug 13, 2019
shege45:
I used to be like you until i saw the light
Show me the light
Romance / Re: How I Lost My Virginity. Share Your Story by Kirchhoff01(m): 7:03am On Aug 13, 2019
cooooooks:
Don't lose your virginity to a hooker guys.

And if you plan to, use one who knows about your virginity and is willing to help you.


That was a great mistake from me
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Romance / Re: Why do I keep meeting virgins? Back to Back to back by Kirchhoff01(m): 11:47pm On Aug 12, 2019
Rokiaatu:
Fake story.

So you think
Romance / Re: How I Lost My Virginity. Share Your Story by Kirchhoff01(m): 11:35pm On Aug 12, 2019
Berg619:
What state did it happen
Abia.

Why do you ask?
Romance / How I Lost My Virginity. Share Your Story by Kirchhoff01(m): 11:23pm On Aug 12, 2019
Uncledare4:
what was ur experience like?, cos I lost mine to sex worker too
It was last year.
I was 24. I was having mad sexual urges I couldn't cope. One thing led to another I stumbled on a thread in sexuality section : Ashawo thread. I learnt about an app InMessage. I downloaded the app. Lo and behold I saw girls displaying their wares.
Bear in mind that I couldn't muster courage to enter olosho house. So I saw a girl on the app that tickled my fancy.

She charged me 7K for the night.

I regret that day with my life.

On the said day I withdrew 15K... Paid 4k for the hotel and when the girl came she said she was hungry I bought her food and suya.

We now started gisting. I delayed to initiate sex in order to free my self and get acquainted with her. She has this bossy attitude.
Now after sometime I felt it's time for show. She requested for her money. As I was counting it she quickly snapped the money from my hand. I was naïve, I didn't want to drag with her. I wanted to give her 4k before and then 3k after but she collected the whole money. I asked her to bathe she talk say she just finished bathing before coming.

Now I didn't know how to start doing the do.
She then said if I want to fvck I should remove her clothes. I was boiling in anger.

Well, I removed her clothes and she helped, I tried sucking her boobs but it was bitter. I guess she must have rubbed something there cos she was drinking some bitters when she came to the hotel room. Bro I stopped. I tried kissing her lips it was too tick. I just wonder the kind girl I carry. I wanted to ask her to leave but my money won't just waste.

I then brought the kiss condom I bought earlier. I tried inserting but I didn't get my way. I asked her to help me. She inserted it. I was afraid the thing no enter well but she said it has entered. The tip of the condom didn't align. I later found out its like that.

I come put prick na... The sensation was sweet. She was just lying like a typical log of wood. I mean no moaning. Barely 2 minutes I poured. She started laughing out loud. I was ashamed of my self. I went to dispose the condom. After washing up. I came to do second round but babe refused. Babe say she wan sleep. I was furious.

Before we met she said she will give me BJ, I then ask her to give me the BJ since she doesn't want me to do again. She talk say make I suck her pussy first. I weak at this point. I left her and started pressing my phone. She dozed off. I locked the door and hid the key. I didn't sleep well that night.
When day broke she said I should come and kiss her goodbye.

Omo see vex.
She left and I slept off.

Since then till now I've never had sex again .
It was a bad experience

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