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|Crime / Re: SARS Caught On CCTV Collecting Iphones Of Guys Shopping In Ikorodu by Kirchhoff01(m): 6:35pm On Oct 17|
Our country is in deep mess. I weep for Nigeria. So many things are going on. The past few days have been rough. Killings, kidnappings, fire outbreaks etc.... Mehnn
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|Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Kirchhoff01(m): 1:12am On Oct 09|
Crazeworld:Go to bed
|NYSC / Re: NYSC 2019 Batch C Official Mobilization Timetable Is Out by Kirchhoff01(m): 5:48pm On Oct 03|
This information is not official..
|Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Recruitment Of HND, Bsc Holders For 2019, 2020 by Kirchhoff01(m): 4:36pm On Oct 03|
Sorry 2 2.
It's always sad when you can't apply for a job bcoz of the criteria 2 2. Abeg what about 3rd class? How do they cope
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|Sports / Re: Van Dijk Embarrassed On The Floor By Hwan Hee-chan by Kirchhoff01(m): 1:30pm On Oct 03|
Loool! People always looking out for your down fall
|Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Kirchhoff01(m): 5:00pm On Sep 25|
Na Epik dey reign now ooo...
|Romance / How To Become A Big Brother Housemate by Kirchhoff01(m): 7:21pm On Sep 16|
To become a housemate as a girl is easy sha..
Just start slaying in 50 50 Naira dresses and jeans at first..
Then once the inbox messages start flying in, be selective and go for the ones who look rich, generous or has an iPhone at least..
Once you've snagged a few loyal and well-paying boyfriends(customers), you upgrade and start using cheapass toning creams to tone your skin(not bleaching cream oo) and now upgrade to fine sneakers, trousers(no more jeans..not classy enough) and you now move to the permanent site
You open an instagram account..
Borrow an iPhone(one of your boyfriends) and now take a few shots in different dresses and trousers and bumshorts and upload over the course of two months. Nothing fancy.. Just the girl next door kind of pictures
Now you're probably getting messages by fine guys and models and what not. You flirt a little, maybe even visit a few. But thats not it..
You upload a nude picture and subsequently interface it with your girl next door pictures and you steadily keep getting followers in droves..
Your followers are growing but you're probably getting a lot of dms of "hi angle" and "sexy baby" and "you're hot" and "come and visit me"
Then you drop the bomb one day.. You upload a tattoo of the picture with a popular billionaire son between your breasts and do a live video where you say he can Bleep you as many times as he wants and all that shii..
Wow.. You're popular and your photo is on all the blogs and websites in the country. More followers, more boyfriends(customers) and more empowerment for you..
Now a show comes and it requires a level of class to get it.. So you start doing videos of you twerking in hotels and biding your time..
You study the casts in the show going for one you think suits you best..
You get prepared.. You up your game. You use bare lifts to keep your falling boobs firm and do more videos where you twerk to popular musicians songs (your boyfriends too) in the semi nude and sometimes in the real nude..
Followers na Ari Zi Ibe ya enu. .. You have lots of followers now.. And you now work your way into the show finally.. Assume the role Of the craziest bitch in the house and prepare to get your coveted price and the goal of your years of preparation.. The 60 million pieces money..
|NYSC / Re: Prospective NYSC 2019 Batch C Corps Members Thread by Kirchhoff01(m): 5:26pm On Sep 14|
E go hard
|NYSC / Re: Prospective NYSC 2019 Batch C Corps Members Thread by Kirchhoff01(m): 11:22am On Sep 13|
MizyB:Met someone who will help me do it without a fee after helping him with some stuffs. He asked about my education. I told him Im waiting for NYSC so he asked where I'd love to serve, I said Lagos. Then he said 'SAY NO MORE, JUST SEND ME YOUR CALL UP NUMBER WHEN THE TIME COMES'
Na my confidence be that. The time you want to serve in Lagos you go get backup even Abj so that's why I thought so
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