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She's going to say no and will friendzone ur sorry ass

Is this one pressing or tearing?

alexistaiwo:
Am having serious trust issues with this girl. Imagine i called her almost 20times only for her to claim that it took 45 minutes for her to take a walk home from work this evening, a walk which should not take more than 13 minutes

No offence but I think you're the one meant to be dumped.

How would u call someone 20 times? Are you that desperate and clingy?

STFUareyouGod:
Wetin op wan gain with this post? Just to cause confusion again. Smh

I tire oo

Cake is cake. I'll eat it and eat the shit-looking icing.

I wonder how some niggas tend to cope with below par girls when there are many hot chics out there.

Break up with her, simple!! Unless you're not sure of getting another girl

Nice points.


Success is always the best form of revenge

TheSonOfMark:
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Maybe it's because we (men) set stereotypes about accepted body types for women.
For a man, he could be fat with growling cheeks but as long as he's financially stable then society overlooks his body type though unhealthy. But women? She could be the smartest girl in class or a budding entrepreneur but we still think she's incomplete without our 'acceptable ' body type for women - big _boobs, butts and a flat stomach.

We body-shame women a lot. I'm sometimes guilty of it but I'm honest enough to admit it. Subconsciously a lot of women live to meet our 'standard ' and getting compliments from us makes their day.

Truth be opined, a lot of them need to hit the gym. Our constant criticism has made them start caring about their bodies.
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You said my mind bruh

We Nigerians are eager to know what Jonathan has to say on this arms deal issue. It has lingered way too long causing distractions to other ailing aspects of the country.

Anyone involved should be tried openly and prosecuted if found guilty or exonerated if not guilty. They should just conclude this case once and for all.

We just can't afford all this distractions at the expense of our economy.

myfantasies:
U can say that again

Why didn't u go to church?

I remember the days of Congo Aso. It was a big hit but now 9ice is nicely resting in oblivion.

Nothing lasts forever

myfantasies:
No i am not single, i am in a long distance relationship, cos my bf lives in the future

Hmmm that's a very long one

sickstars:
ow dare u say that
May God forgive u
I just pity u b careful o not everything bou God u joke with

Who's joking here? Nigga please learn how to mind your business.

myfantasies:
Dere is nothing wrong in being single, at least it will give you d opportunity to focus on ur goals, work on urself nd be a better person

But to say the truth op, being single do get lonely sometimes, especially wen u see couples dat r in love

Most times u will miss dat companionship, someone to share ur feelings with, someone to share ur joys nd sadness, someone to call ur own, someone to tell you dat u shouldn't worry dat he/she has got ur back no matter what

Someone to tell you that dey love you before you go to bed, nd someone to think of nd smile

Yeah dere is nothing wrong with it

Are u single?

Don't wanna spend the little cash on me and still end up being bored.

Tears of slavery joy.

Lol. Funny tweets

Guy ur colour fit stain white. No offence though

Damn! She's vulgar

sinaj:
[b][/b] I no undastnd dat gur leg for d 1st pic

What's wrong with him?

EroticAngelina:
Great tips. thanks

Hey, yo! Do I know you from somewhere?

lilzcee:
i eat a lot, am a tall guy, u don't expect a tall guy to have muscles, can u say that phyno don't eat much

Yeah, you're right, all depends on body morphology

So this is the new trend on Nairaland now?
Interesting

You're close, oya goan start jumping up

Increase ur calory intake so as to gain more fat which u can easily convert to muscles. Eat more bro.

sinaj:
50% money, 30% family, 10% sex, 10% weed

Correct girl. You're stoner?

A high percentage of my thought these days is skewed towards making MONEY.

Not funny

So Glo BIS doesn't work on this device or what?