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Family / Re: Family Members Took Pictures With Standing Dead Man (Disturbing Photos) by Kkings11: 10:39pm On Jul 25, 2020
WETIN DEAD BODY NO GO SEE FOR COUNTRY SEF

BUT WHICH OF DEM BE THE DEAD MAN

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Religion / Re: Man Writes Abuja 'Witches And Wizards' A Warning Letter (Photo) by Kkings11: 9:22pm On Jul 23, 2020
These Are The Kind Of People That Makes People From The Americas And Europeans See Africa As Backwards And Illiterate.

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Literature / Re: A Fake Poet... by Kkings11: 4:56pm On Jul 21, 2020
1; Message Passed.
2; Excellent WriteUp

I Need Your Help Please. I Am Trying To Start A Novel But I Just Cant Seem To Get Started.

I Have A Good Idea Where The Book Is Going To End And How But I Just cant Seem To Get The First Chapter Right.

I Know What I Want To Say But How To Say It Is The Problem Here.

So Any Tips Would Be gratefully Welcome
Politics / Re: Masari: Enemies Of APC Behind Attacks By Bandits In The North by Kkings11: 10:50am On Jul 20, 2020
THAT IS HIS LEVEL

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Education / The Order Which The Body Develops In The Womb by Kkings11: 9:45am On Jul 20, 2020
Every one started out first being an asshole.
Yes, the anus is the first body part to develop. A group of cells called the BLASTULA burst open from inside out to form BLASTOSPORE which is the medical term for anus.

So without much ado this is the order in which the body develops in the womb;

1; The Anus
2; The Nerve Cells
3; The Brain And Spine
4; The Placenta
5; The Heart
6; The Limbs
7; The Face
8; The Eyes
9; The Genitals
10; The Teeth(babies are born with all their adult teeth in their skull)
11; The Hands And Feet
12; The bones
13; The Finger And Toenails
14; The Muscles
15; The Internal Organs
16; The Outer Ears
17; The Eye Brow And Eye Lash
18; The Fingerprint
19; The Lungs

NB 1; Some people never outgrew their first stage, they are still assholes
NB 2; DO NOT GOOGLE BABY SKULL IMAGE. THAT SHIT IS SCARY

Cc; lalasticlala
Nairaland / General / Re: Mention The Good News That Made You Lose Your Appetite by Kkings11: 8:06pm On Jul 13, 2020
KLLL
Sports / Re: Kamaru Usman Retains his UFC Welterweight Championship by Kkings11: 8:25am On Jul 12, 2020
YES HE DID IT

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Politics / Re: Jackson Ude: Where Did Osibanjo's Daughter Earn #800 Mil To Buy This (photo) by Kkings11: 12:16pm On Jul 10, 2020
NA HER FATHER MONEY
Crime / Re: Kogi: Gunmen Kill Naval Officer, Female Colleague (Graphic Photos) by Kkings11: 12:06pm On Jul 10, 2020
LET THE CULPRITS BE CAUGHT
Education / Re: WASSCE: Call Meeting Of West African Nations, WAEC – Afenifere Tells FG by Kkings11: 10:44am On Jul 10, 2020
The Country Is Playing With The Students Life And Career
How They Come Up With Directives Is Baffling
Fact 1: 80% Of Covid-19 Cases Do Not Show Symptoms
Fact 2: The High Amount Of Cases Now Is Due To High Amount Of Testing
Fact 3: Vitamin D Reduces The Effects Of The Virus
Fact 4: 95% Of Fatal Cases Are In Elderly People With Underlying Illness
Fact 5: Basic Hygiene And Wearing Of Face Masks Help Prevent The Spread

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Technology Market / Re: Hp X360 Touch Screen Replacement in Nigeria by Kkings11: 1:06pm On Jul 06, 2020
HEY MORNING HOW MUCH IS SPECTRE COMPLETE SCREEN
Politics / Re: Nana Akufo-Addo Tenders Apology For Demolition, Orders Investigation by Kkings11: 9:29pm On Jun 23, 2020
The deed Is Done.

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Politics / Re: Shehu Sani: Let Us See Evidence When You Kill Bandits by Kkings11: 2:27pm On Jun 07, 2020
Politics / Re: Shehu Sani: Let Us See Evidence When You Kill Bandits by Kkings11: 2:23pm On Jun 07, 2020
SHOW US OH.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Australian Man Interrupts PM Morrison To Say 'get Off My Lawn' - BBC News by Kkings11: 2:21pm On Jun 07, 2020
A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF FREEDOM AND RESPECTING EVERY BODY'S RIGHTS

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Politics / Re: Allison Diezani Madueke At Dominican Republic Decked Up-photo by Kkings11: 2:03pm On Jun 07, 2020
WAIT
Health / Re: AfDB Backs Nigeria’s COVID-19 Response Program With $288 Milion Loan by Kkings11: 1:52pm On Jun 07, 2020
ANOTHER DEBT TO BE PAID WITH OUR CHILDRENS FUTURE.
Health / Re: 328 New COVID-19 Cases, 161 Discharged And 10 Deaths On June 5 - (1,935 Tested) by Kkings11: 12:07am On Jun 06, 2020
FACT 1; COVID-19 IS REAL
FACT 2; COVID-19 IS IN NIGERIA
FACT 3; COVID-19 IS TRANSMISSIBLE
FACT 4; COVID19 IS DEADLY TO CERTAIN PEOPLE

BUT THE NCDC SHOULD STOP PEDDLING FEAR IN THE NAME OF DAILY UPDATES.
THE TRUTH IS ATLEAST 40% OF NIGERIANS HAVE CONTACTED THE ILLNESS AND WITHOUT ANY HELP THEY RECOVERED.
SO THE NCDC SHOULD JUST JET THE GOVERNMENT OPEN UP THE ECONOMY.

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Crime / Re: Black Thursday As Dreaded Robbers Attacks First Bank And A Policestation In Kogi by Kkings11: 8:43pm On Jun 04, 2020
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Crime / Re: Real Shame: Stockholm George Floyd Protest:it's A Shame That No African Country by Kkings11: 8:19pm On Jun 04, 2020
1: Africa Is A Continent Of Discrimination. They Do Everything Based On Sentiment.
2: African Leaders Are Bigots And Think Of Only Themselves.
3. The Citizens Have Other Things Affecting Them Directly To Protest Over.
Crime / Re: George Floyd Autopsy Reveals He Has Coronavirus Before His Death by Kkings11: 8:45am On Jun 04, 2020
He Died A painful Death.
Celebrities / Re: Colombian Transgender Model Shares Photo Of Her Husband’s Eight-month Baby Bump by Kkings11: 10:35am On May 28, 2020
Confused Set Of People
Health / Re: 389 New COVID-19 Cases, 116 Discharged And 5 Deaths On May 27 - (1422 Tested) by Kkings11: 12:14am On May 28, 2020
Hakuna06:
Looking at the States, only Cross River is still safe. grin
FCT
Travel / Re: Thread For Launch America Journey Into Space (video + Photos) by Kkings11: 8:58pm On May 27, 2020
THE AWESOMENESS Of Man's relentless ingenuity And His Quest To Conquer His World.
Elon Musk Is The World'S Greatest Thinker Right Now.
Family / Re: 7 Childhood Memories Every 90’s Born Nigerian Has. by Kkings11: 8:47pm On May 27, 2020
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Pets / Re: 52-year-old Woman Mauled To Death By Her French Bulldog (PHOTO) by Kkings11: 8:13am On May 14, 2020
Why Did She Adopt A Dog That Was bred To Fight In The First Place.
These Kind Of Dogs Are exclusively To Be Owned By Their Trainer, And Not To Be Sold To InExperienceD Dog handlers.
All The Same May She Find Ultimate In Death
Nairaland / General / What Is Your Earliest Definite Memory Of Life by Kkings11: 10:54pm On May 10, 2020
I Have 2 Memories That I Am Not Sure Which Of Them Came First.
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The First One Is The Birth Of My Younger Brother Who I Am Older Than By A Year And 7Month, I Remember I slept At My aunt's Place The Previous Night Cos My mum And Dad Went Out And Did Not Return That Day. The Next Day I Was Taken Back Home And I Saw A Lot Of People At Our House And My Mum Holding Another Baby And EveryBody Telling Me I Have A Brother.
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The Second One Was When We Travelled To See My Dad At Nnewi And In The Middle Of The Night I Woke Up To Ease My Self And Due To The Room Being Dark Entered My Parents Room And Saw Them Sleeping In The Nude.
The Problem With This Memory Is I dont Know If We Travelled With Someone Else Like My Younger Brother Or Just Me And My Mum.
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So TheSe Are Mine. Do You Remember Yours

CC Lalasticlala
Cc Mynd44
Nairaland / General / Re: What Would Be Your Choice by Kkings11: 6:13am On May 09, 2020
COVID-19 Have Been Around For Almost 2 Months Now And Yet The State Is Still Standing Strong.

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