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Anything for the fame.
Well goodluck to him, if he thinks that's the best way to trend.

You have a good message but your delivery is bad, just like how tunde ednuts post was also wrong.

Name calling is not the right way to correct or scold someone.

Innosson is Nigerian and Nigeria's pride just like every other local business that are performing well, it's up to us to embrace it and help make it grow.

luvme0702:
Chai! But wait, 4 children and 102 grandkids?! Does it mean that her sons married 10 wives each who birthed at least 10kids each? I don't gerrit

Ah ah you maths too much na.
4children * 10 wives na 40 wives be dat oh
40wives * 10children na 400 oh

Wow I guess the 4 children are all males who married multiple wives(4) who each gave birth to atleast 5kids

RIP may God grant her solace in His bossom.

Bleep

Wish him all the best.
England don work, make we let them chop na

Envy and jealousy will kill some people one day.

If you dash some of them rubber rubber bike you go be God to them ohh.

NB: full disclosure I am an MI fan

Wether the beef is real or fake the thing is they both dropped awesome singles to make their point and the rest is now up to us fans (true rap fans) to judge them.

Now I rate rap songs(diss tracks) using 3 criteria

1) message readability : that is if the track was written as a letter and you were asked to read the letter to the recipient, would you be able to read the letter without cringing and thinking "wow dis guy talk sense oh".


2) Quotable lines: line's' as in plural. the amount of punchlines on the track or verse really matters.

3) rap flow: how the rap syncs with the beat


Vector in his verse wants to tell us he is angry but came out as bitter when he included us the fans (forgetting that some of us likes both their songs) and petty when he talked about MI's height AGAIN (funny? yes but come on look for something else) bringing it up in evry diss at mi.

Also Which ever verse you pick MI still has quotable and punchlines more than Vector.

MI sat vector down and gave him life lessons exactly what you expect a mentor to tell his/her protégé.

So vector true fans tell me why you think His diss is the best

How much be house rent for there abeg? I dey as for person oh.

Ah ah Jealousy will not kill nigerian youths oh, a young successful man shows off his girlfriend and you guy are saying she's not beautiful.

How e take concern una, how about you post your girlfriend's pics (if you have that is) alongside hers let compare and contrast..

In other news, I wan plead with Nairaland MODs abeg bbnaija news don do oh.

Check your facts before posting
Coutinho cost Barcelona 142million pounds and Liverpool have actually ‘received £105m up front for the sale of Coutinho, with the remaining £37million set to be paid in installments’ and Liverpool are actually owed very little by Barcelona at all.

that money is owed by Barcelona – to a third-party lender who helped finance the countinho deal

PMB; Kai Dino, I dey give me trouble ba, I dey warn you fa

DINO;; Ah baba no vex,Na your stupid son for kogi na him dey cause am

Dear God, i'm not asking for much just 10minutes of small thunder, small one oh abeg.

Our fulanis no go come see their fellow herdsmen oh, na for here they suppose show themselves

I know say they get the right to spend their money anyhow oh but This is where our celebrities suppose show themselves. 10 of them fit raise 30million for these guys.

make we just forget our government(both past and present) all we know be say e go better one day oh.

GO ON SPECIAL EAGLES, MAKE YOURSELVES PROUD.

Lesson 1) Always be prepared

Lesson 2) Your attitude determines how you're addressed.

Lesson 3) The best way to settle issues is with a cool head.

Note: That is the perfect example to "THE POLICE IS YOUR FRIEND".

Oya oh

Imagine that big guy sit down ontop one million naira and dey say the person wey fit carry am up go win the money

The enforcer is aso subject to the law

taargh

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Mother in the kitchen cooking rice Jollof Rice
Father in the parlour watching film Commando
Children in the garden playing ball A Goal
This is the end of my story.
Change Your Styles

1) YOU HAD THE OPPORTUNITY BUT YOU WERE NOT PREPARED....................EG, someone wanted to take and sponsor you to the US but you had no visa.


2)YOU WERE PREPARED BUT DID NOT HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY.......................EG, you have a US visa but you have no one to sponsor you there

HE IS STILL PLAYING CATCH-UP TO THE REAL GOAT
MESSI FIFA Ballon d'Or /Ballon d'Or : 2009 , 2010 , 2011 , 2012 , 2015 FIFA World Player of the Year : 2009 The Best FIFA Men's Player : 2019 UEFA Men's Player of the Year Award : 2011, 2015 RONALDO FIFA Ballon d'Or /Ballon d'Or : 2008 , 2013 , 2014 , 2016 , 2017 FIFA World Player of the Year : 2008 The Best FIFA Men's Player : 2016 , 2017 UEFA Best Player in Europe Award : 2014, 2016, 2017

MESSI

FIFA Ballon d'Or /Ballon d'Or : 2009 , 2010 , 2011 ,
2012 , 2015
FIFA World Player of the Year : 2009
The Best FIFA Men's Player : 2019

UEFA Men's Player of the Year Award : 2011, 2015



RONALDO

FIFA Ballon d'Or /Ballon d'Or : 2008 , 2013 , 2014 ,
2016 , 2017
FIFA World Player of the Year : 2008
The Best FIFA Men's Player : 2016 , 2017
UEFA Best Player in Europe Award : 2014, 2016, 2017

rad8:
It's called lighting...not thunder. Thunder is just a sound.

E be like say dey never sound you before ba..

The Rugailised members of the society won't like this news

If you're happy and you know clap your hands
KPA KPA KPA

If you're happy and you know clap your hands
KPA KPA KPA


If you're happy and you know,
and you really want to show

If you're happy and you know clap your hands
KPA KPA KPA.

That's what you get for giving a rifle to someone without proper training.
May the relative of the dead have the grace and fortitude to bear this loss.