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Politics / Re: Man Shows Yahaya Bello's Convoy (Photos, Video) by Kkings11: 8:05am On Nov 04, 2019
Guys not all of those cars are among his personal convoy. He was either going to or coming back(i don't know what time the op took the pics and video) from a campaign rally and the fleet of cars includes some government aides who went with him to the rally with their own rides.
Note that I'm not for or against him i'm just trying to explain the obvious.

Good morning all. #weareallnigerians

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Politics / Re: Budget 2020: Buhari, Osinbajo Double Their Cost Of Travels, Food To N3.5bn - PT by Kkings11: 2:42pm On Oct 28, 2019
Baba dey travel sha oh

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Sports / Re: Akwa United Unveils Their 2019/2020 Kit by Kkings11: 2:39pm On Oct 28, 2019
nwakgr8:
Don't be deceive. Our local jerseys ought to have supercede this quality.
I'm sorry boss but I think we Nigerians need to be realistic with ourselves when comparing our products.
What gives you the notion that we "need to be better than this" because what I see is a local club trying to improve itself by doing things the right way despite our league not being profitable to some extent.
We need to appreciate and applaud ourselves when we take the right step.

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Education / Re: Fresh Graduate Wore "Cheated In Every Exam" T-shirt (Pictured) by Kkings11: 11:27am On Oct 27, 2019
If you know you've never cheated in an exam identify yourself by raising up your hand.

Baba God abeg ready angel Gabriel with that him flaming fire sword work don come oh

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Family / Re: Is Deliberately Trying To Catch Someone In The Wrong Good by Kkings11: 10:09am On Oct 26, 2019
missjo:

Lol, you asked his daughter questions regarding how her father raises her? cheesy

You're either not being honest, or you know the meaning of boundaries.
Not how her father raises her, but "why they do some of the things they do" in order to better understand the situation.
Family / Re: Is Deliberately Trying To Catch Someone In The Wrong Good by Kkings11: 11:58pm On Oct 25, 2019
for a short time. Humans are reactive by nature and we pick on subtle cues. I asked one of the kids why they do that and she said he never believes them if they tell him otherwise.
He created an avenue for distrust towards his kids to creep in and now whatever they tell him would be second guessed @missjo
Family / Re: Is Deliberately Trying To Catch Someone In The Wrong Good by Kkings11: 11:47pm On Oct 25, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
after about a week of telling them this nonsense, smart kids will simply learn and get their misbehaving in check 2 hrs ahead of his supposed arrival.
True dat. the thing dey pain me on their behalf
Family / Re: Is Deliberately Trying To Catch Someone In The Wrong Good by Kkings11: 11:45pm On Oct 25, 2019
missjo:
I see nothing wrong in what your friend does tho.
The trick is for the kids to never know exactly when he'll be back.
But why trying to make them look bad. sometimes it's better to believe people except when they've given you reason not to
Education / Re: Try Answer This Within 30 Seconds by Kkings11: 11:38pm On Oct 25, 2019
5+1x10=60
or using bodmas
5+1x10= 15

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Family / Is Deliberately Trying To Catch Someone In The Wrong Good by Kkings11: 8:32pm On Oct 25, 2019
I have this older friend of mine who deliberately trick his kids as to when he is going to be back to the house. most times he tells them he is going to be back 2hrs later than when he is going to back so as to know if they misbehave or if they keep the house clean when he is not around.
The reason I find this wrong is this,
1) Security purposes: I prefer those closest to me to know my whereabout at all times incase of any emergencies.

2) Trust issues: When you are trying to see the wrong side of someone always you are breaking your trust bond.

3)Tensed environment: it creates an atmosphere where you or that person can't be relaxed in.

Personally I prefer being in good terms with everyone and I like everyone around me being happy. I DONT CARE ABOUT WHATEVER HAPPENS IN MY ABSENCE, AS LONG AS WHEN I COME BACK EVERYTHING IS WHERE IT SHOULD BE.

You see what you are looking for. This my friend, whenever he returns at the normal always finds everything in order in his house but whenever he pulls that stunt he would most likely meet the house dirty or the kids playing roughly.

I always ask him "Sir why do you like making yourself unhappy" because to me that is how I see it.

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Education / Re: Throwback Thursday: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by Kkings11: 1:33pm On Oct 24, 2019
Rapmoney:
Your comments remind me of how off campus hostels were way back, especially when there many females living in the hostel! cheesy
yeah, I dey make sure say my singlet white well and boxers clean before I fit go baff just because of those girls

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Education / Re: Throwback Thursday: Share Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus by Kkings11: 1:05pm On Oct 24, 2019
Mine was during my ND2 at fed poly bida, and it was my most embarrassing day.

We had an Exam by 8 that morning so I woke up by 2am to read. At around 5am the useless beans I ate the previous night decided it was time to come out so I went to the toilet. My room was the first room on that my row and the toilet was at the other end and the last 2 rows were occupied by females.
As it was still early I decided to open my anal cavity and let the disturbing beans out of me and so with the freedom of the morning I let it Flow.
Science says sound travel further in the dark and the day was still dark, so when I released my self the sound that came out was a "watery deafening sound" that even me knew I had messed up big time because immediately my rectum made that sound doors started opening, and my neighbours whom I thought were sleeping( it did not occur to me dat they also had exams and they might be awake inside their rooms reading) came out and started asking who was in the toilet. The sound was so loud it was heard by my immediate neighbour and the row had 10rooms mine being the 10th. After waiting for about 5mins for them to go back inside I came out from the toilet to see the ladies and some of their friends who came to read with them outside and then they started laughing "ah bros na you wake up everybody oh" I could only smile a sheepish smile and did my "walk of shame" where every door I passed the occupants would open their curtains and make some comments, "guy wetin you chop na", "bros your shit no be here oh", and so on till I reacched my door and went inside to bury myself on my bed.
When next I opened my eyes it was 8:20, Whaaaaat!!! I quickly put on the first thing I could find, stopped a keke to take me to the school, reaching the gate I reached into my poccket to pay the rider Lo and behold I left my wallet at home and I could not go back to my room cos after 30mins you won't be let into the exam hall so I had to ask someone to pay for, Luckily or unluckily one of those my female neighbours was entering the school so I had to man up and ask her for 30naira to pay the guy and she obliged.
Another problem arose, I have to take a bike to get to my department inside the school and I had no money so I had to share a bike with my neighbour who was putting on a skirt at that time and I had to stay in between her and the bikeman. When we reached my department and on trying to come down from the bike my trouser got caught on a sharp metal at the end of the bike and got torn, from the knee area to the thigh region and I had to wear it like that into the hall where you have to sign on the attendance register placed on table in front of the hall and you know I have to bend to sign the register.
When I finished signing I did not look at anybody's face I just went straight to my sit wishing for all these happenings to be a dream.

Note: I became good friends with those Ladies and never went hungry all through our time together in school.

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Business / Watch A Blind Man Depositing Money At The Bank by Kkings11: 1:19pm On Oct 21, 2019
I was at the bank on Friday when I saw this blind beggar with his guide come into the bank to deposit money. I was shocked at the amount he came to deposit and upon asking, the cashier said I wouldn't believe the money he has in his account and that he comes into the bank to deposit weekly.

Watch the video to see how much he deposited.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v =GlPQ2u6mMno

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpvnIzXVNhI.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECstdEPjo84.
Family / Re: Wife Battery: Should We Drop Police Case, Though He’s Threatening To Kill Her? by Kkings11: 11:40pm On Oct 20, 2019
2 steps I think you should take

1) Try contacting The Society for family and heatlth organisation. They have professionals who handle these sort of issues.

2) Try to convince her not to go back to her husband for now. Even if is telling her it's just to give her body time to heal and then she would be free to go back to her husband. If she agrees to that use her time out to find a) why she loves him b) why she insists on staying him c) assure her that if is because of financial dependence on him there are lots of way to help her beccome financially independent,

2 things you should not do

1) Do not convince her to Leave(divorce) her husband, you wil be seen as a family breaker here

2) NEVER CONFRONT HER HUSBAND and this is for you and your family's safety.

Note: You can also call a reputable radio station to help you contact The Society for family and health because that would speed up the process.

Note 2; You are her friend and also may be her only link to reality PLEASE DO NOT LEAVE HER NOW.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerians React As News Headline Says ‘escaped Lion From Kano Zoo Finally Arrest by Kkings11: 12:59pm On Oct 20, 2019
wait
Celebrities / Re: Davido Shows Off His Son, David Adeleke Junior (photo) by Kkings11: 10:24am On Oct 20, 2019
Welcome Junior OBO. You shall be a blessing to your family and this Nation
Celebrities / Re: Davido And Chioma Welcomes Their Son (photo) by Kkings11: 7:17am On Oct 20, 2019
Congrats to the Davido Family
Sports / Re: Crystal P Vs Man City AWAY WIN. by Kkings11: 9:17pm On Oct 19, 2019
see your life
Sports / Re: Crystal P Vs Man City AWAY WIN. by Kkings11: 9:54am On Oct 19, 2019
Go play am first screen shot the ticket put for here
Celebrities / Re: Bbnaija:Eve Esin's Reaction To New Photo Of Tacha by Kkings11: 9:14pm On Oct 18, 2019
I will donate my left testicle if this doesn't make front page.
Celebrities / Re: MI Abaga Diss Track To Vector Was Given As Assignment In Poly Ibadan by Kkings11: 9:48pm On Oct 13, 2019
Abeg why person no go cram. See question like say na dissertation.

Sha na the reason why we dey clear top class for foreign school.
Celebrities / Re: Blackface Angry As Faze Performs Plantashun Boiz Song Together With 2face by Kkings11: 5:27pm On Oct 13, 2019
Wen I saw dat video I knew he was goin to do this.
But he is right though, he contributed to the song and if he wasn't given his due, then that's wrong from both 2baba and faze.

But then this dude really need to sort out his priority, if he has a concrete case case against 2baba then why all this noise, take it up him.

If not, he should swalow up his pride and try to reconcile with his cronies and associate with them.
If he could channel his talent as we have seen on his 2baba diss track and his latest track he could still make something good of his musical career.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil 1 - 1: International Friendly On 13th October 2019 by Kkings11: 2:43pm On Oct 13, 2019
princecemo:
Iwobi out finally
him dey before
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Brazil 1 - 1: International Friendly On 13th October 2019 by Kkings11: 2:42pm On Oct 13, 2019
princecemo:
Iwobi out finally
Him dey the match before

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Politics / Re: Chatham House: $582bn stolen from Nigeria since independence by Kkings11: 10:35am On Oct 12, 2019
Yeah we know.

But how much una steal B4 independence

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Romance / Re: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by Kkings11: 4:55pm On Oct 11, 2019
ElasticStone:


Lol. I have been staying alone for quite some years now and barely cook. I eat alot of junks with low nutrients like bread, biscuit etc and once in a while i eat sold food from restaurants. Perhaps a partner with very good cooking kills as you've said might help.

Na so oh ma guy,Na why I dey hustle oh so better bar go dey to prepare everything.
Romance / Re: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by Kkings11: 4:43pm On Oct 11, 2019
ElasticStone:


Lol. U just dey use style yab me abi?
No seriously you have more body fat and definition than me and I am 2 yrs older than you.

My plan na to marry better woman wey sabi cook so that she go feed me well.
Politics / Re: No Marriage Between Buhari And Zainab Ahmed - Ministry Of Finance by Kkings11: 4:34pm On Oct 11, 2019
Hmmm, if I've learnt nothing from this life i've learnt this, "The More Attention or Reply you Give to a person, object or news related to you the more PROMINENT it or they becomes."

TRUTH OR LIE it's better to let what you don't want associated with you go silently.

#youareyourownworstenemy
Romance / Re: Help Me: I Am Skinny (photo Attached) by Kkings11: 4:29pm On Oct 11, 2019
HABA bros why you wan dey yab us na. If you call yourself skinny wetin me come be.

See eh if na me get dis your body I go dey go beach everyday oh.

No make me vex abeg

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Business / Re: 6 Things That Are Better Bought As Second Hand To Maintain Good Savings by Kkings11: 2:39pm On Oct 10, 2019
Luciferlove:
The Dangote's do not reason this way... I prefer to reason like adenuga, dangote, buffet etc angry angry angry
Actually they think this way more than you think.
Billionaires(or successful people in general) are one of some of the best bargain hunters.
Celebrities / Re: My Death Rumor - Sky B Speaks by Kkings11: 2:28pm On Oct 10, 2019
donbachi:
U just waited this long just to buy clothes wey u go take snap pics to pose and post sey u never die.
Guy why na, sky b no do you anything na. You just kil the guy spiritually oh
Jokes Etc / Re: Just For Fun: English Vs Pidgin by Kkings11: 3:46pm On Oct 09, 2019

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