Women can be very stupid sometimes, just imagine.
Na so one stupid woman forget her sleeping child inside uber cos she was busy with her phone,na uber driver return the pikin.
True story.

Lebronjames23:
Got a PS4 for sale with a new nba 2k21 disc.. And a pad for 80k ..distress sale..

Location?

Chai,see as dem scatter this beautiful thread cos of pant and pussy..it is well.
But seriously, how do people gather the strength to type long epistles bashing themselves on social media.
Seriously quoting,mentioning and following up themselves with insults.
Una welldone oh..let me go back to my movies..

Genuine sellers should post it here and state the price.
Location is Aba,abia state..

wizdomnzube:
That your friend, if not you, na the oga kpatakpata of all simps.

If I get this kind brother, I go arrange boys make them beat craze comot he body

Lol
Bro trust me, I'm the most cold blooded mvtherfvcker on earth when it comes to emotions..

Okay,this ish happened recently to one of my closest friends.
He came to me 2 days ago to narrate his ordeal, according to him he started noticing strange changes in his body some days ago and decided to go for a test.
Turned out he got an infection,then he confronted his bae of 4years plus.this girl pledged her faithfulness and blamed it on toilet and stuffs.
This is a girl he rented and furnished a house for,assisted her financially via her school. She's actually waiting for nysc now.
He took her for same lab test and treatment just to be on the safe side,along the line a call came in..well your guess is as good as mine..
Contacts name is "My Irreplaceable ".
Turned out she has been sleeping with one small broke boy that lives in the compound where my guy paid for her,when my guy confronted her she begin para oh,form vex storm out of the place and stopped picking his calls.
My guy had the guts to send people to talk to the girl so she can forgive him,when it didn't work he paid her a visit Tuesday morning.
Guess what, the girl didn't grant him access into the house cos the compound boy spent the night with her in her room my friend paid for oh.
My friend come meet me open mouth dey tell me sey he dey heart broken, that he has been pleading with her to calm down cos he wants to pay her bride price by December even after all this incidents..
Now my question is-
Is that Simping, Madness or the girl knack am Juju cos me I'm not understanding again..

Yeah,few times but I can boldly say women can never handle rejection.
Currently 2 gals that used to be very friendly with me has become my worst enemies in their perspective shah cos I pretended I didn't realize they are crushing on me.
After my nasty experience from my previous place of work,I decided to do away with anything that involves office romance.
The second babe with an odd looking big ass nearly insulted me the other day cos I called her a nickname other colleagues do call her but she change am for me oh.
Other people were surprised shah cos they thought we are cool,I just smiled and apologized to her cos I know where her bitterness is coming from..

devilmaycry:
my condolence

I saw his pic on my Friend's status ...I first thought it was a case of gun shot cos of how his head got battered...but no..my friend told me it was an accident...

nigga gyms alot...well built I must say...

RIP my fellow metallic person...

Chai,so sorry for your loss.
This is why I hate bikes, though I know we are all living by God's grace and protection but mehn..that okada of a thing is very scary for me.
And most times the bike riders are rough,thank God it was banned in my state cos I know the ban has saved a lot of lives..

adadike:
nwamaikpe, Biko, borrow me this your emoji. Did she just said her boyfriend do sleep over in her room and under her mother's nose?
Please , I kneel down dey beg all mothers. Please mother's, please, I take God dey beg una. Train your children right , train her with the fear of God. Poverty is not an excuse. How can your own daughter bring in a man into your house and sleeps with her with your knowledge and agreement. To me, this is an abomination of the highest order! Aru!

My dear,its very common among akwaibom people..
Come to the street where I live and see wonders that will make you cringe..

Deepfeel:

If you are not engaged to that lady, and you two are having a distance relationship, how do you expect such lady to put her eggs in one basket, for her to have abortion for you means you are not yet ready to be a father or a husband, my advice is if this lady loves you and you see that wife material in her, and you love her, don't break up with her cause of this, pls hurry up and do the needful, cause as long as you haven't there is room for another guy

Men like you disgusts me,just quietly read this your write-up and see how foolish you sound..

kinkybabie11:
It’s also very bad at eateries...customers will look down on you,the manager will also look down on you, even mere supervisors. The pay is quite low for the job and the former place I worked, it was almost every day they’d deduct from my salary because of shortage. May God help us all

I guess you work as a cashier(sales girl) in an eatery..Story of my life.
I work in the Hospitality Industry as well..

True story bro,I bleeped someone's fiancee sometime last year when I just rented a new apartment. She was defending her project then,I'm a very quiet person and always keep to myself cos i play a lot of video games.
How she managed to enter me is still a mystery but we ended up having constant sex until she travelled back to ph.
She's happily married to the guy now but each time i remember that i might be that guy someday it sends shivers down my spine..

nwaezeemmanuel:
You snooped into her trash without permission and end by saying she should be careful with how she uses her phone.

This is shameful

If I call you an idiot now it will look like I'm rude,I just told you I didn't copy the pics I just left it for her jeje.
What if I'm a bitter guy and decide to spread the pics and videos online, will you beat me?
Lastly, that's why I put out the advice that ladies should be careful with their nudes so it won't get into the wrong hands to avoid nude leaks..

Me too oh..lol
Wanted to collect songs from this girls pone,she has very nice blues.
Immediately I asked for her phone she said I should wait then she pressed her phone for a while then gave it to me,as a guy man I instantly knew she has deleted stuffs.
Now not everyone knows that in recent phones now when you delete stuffs they hide in the trash bin instead of deleting permanently.
Out of curiosity I entered the trash bin in her gallery and saw wonders, this one no dey shave na just her tits and nipples fine..
I saw videos and pictures, unlike the OP I didn't copy anything. I just smile enter Xender collect the songs drop her phone for her.
Girls should just be careful with the way they take nude pics and videos.

I don't know why my dick just dey rise when I dey read the epistle..
Is it rising for justice or what?

Lamiri:
Fat or slim?

Slim...

Gbotemi01:





Are you interested in selling your ps3 directly!?

Yeah..
Swap with a PS Vita or s7 edge is allowed.
WhatsApp me-08067712173..
Selling on a fixed price of 30k, its working perfectly.

Swap with a multi man hacked ps3 with one pad.
To position for TV dey pay the game don tire me cos of work that's why I'll prefer a handled.
Reply if interested.

If that's hot oil then no doggy or missionary style for that woman till further notice

Millenniumlady:
The boy should be sent to jail

Your brain must be leaking...

Koralords:

That story na fiction who does interrogation on a hit?telling him wait let another witness come na beer story

Bro, interrogation on a hit is 101% possible if God Almighty really wants to save you in the case of mistaken identity.
I'm a living testimony and witness, happened in 2017.. Just that I don't have strength to type I would have loved to share..

AntiWailer:
May be her mileage was very high before u married her and she is tired of the thing.
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Oya calm down bro

When stressed they dnt think about sex. You need to create an environment and put her in the mood.

On a day u know ur chairman no go gree. Help her with chores. Don't ask for Eba, buy her favourite food and bring home.

Once in a while watch a movie u are so sure dem go do the thing plenty times. Think about her like a new girl u just met and u will not stop until u bang her. Laugh with her. Dont strong face all day and smile only when u want to off her pant.

Take her to the beach, while laughing and playing let her know "Waa fe ku laleyi, ma te soju laleyi" tell her u will Bleep her using ur traditional dialect. Laugh over it as if u no mean am.

Then clean up, brush, body spray. Your Nkwobi stinking onion breath can kill ( i can smell it from here) don't kill another person's daughter.

Learn to set the mood. Do daring things. Give head, pamper her. U dnt just bring that thing out and say "Mummy Kudi, spread your legs" it does not work that way.

I have combination of emojis on watz app dt looks like finger in a hole. i send from time to time to mine and she will be like "ASHAAWO" i say that is my middle name.


Lastly exkweez me Sa, i hope you last a bit longer on bed and dnt always leave her high or 'fuckstrated' in bed . Please confirm and dont mistaken 4 strokes for 4 rounds please ?

Don't mind the e-diots forming u must take it by force. Most of them just came back from village and na woman go send them back cos of lack of respect and common sense.

All this nonsense just to have sex with my wife?
Even to the point of her insulting me.
I'll send her parking and opt for baby mama.

SHOOT HIM, CUT OUT HIS DICK AND SHOOT HIS DICK

Just fry beans and give them both,don't forget to add zobo for refreshments..

Did you release inside her?

hfinest1:
So, I've been heart broken a number of times before (I'm not James fuckn Bond) but the one that happened yesterday was the funniest I've ever had.
So one out of the three girlfriends I have decided she want to move on and she messages me on WhatsApp and goes "can I ask u for a favour?"
and I'm like "yeah, I'm all ears baby, ask"
then she goes "let's break up"
I first look at the phone for like a minute, then start laughing like crazy for like 5 - 10mins. I really don't know why it was funny, but damn! I found it really hilarious... Babe, u want to break up with me, go ahead and do it na. Which one is can I ask u for a favour? Let's break up. Abeg does breaking up now involve two people to do it?? Well, I'm now down to two girlfriends, and I'm single and seriously searching for a third to fill up the space she left in me heart...
Lol...

You are a real Man bro,not all this ass licking grown up boys that will come here and write epistles of how to get over a break up..
Thumbs up.

Sweet breast you got there my dear .

What's your location?

ngadaAwo:
ok bro

Still waiting bro. ..
Unless you're not ready to do business or its been sold already.