Am I the only one that has been a member of this Nairaland Forum for so long but has not been active in any section at all..
Abeg, if you're like me just reveal your self so I'll know I'm not alone..
Confession Time..

The day I read the book titled "EVERY WOMAN" and my mom caught me.. She flog me sotey I forgot how to cry..
I think I was in primary 4 then..

chai,see machine oh..this one fine pass buggatti.. I swear,na exotic cars go finish my money when I become rich..

I'm an Ibo guy but I'll really love to marry a woman from the Yoruba tribe if I'm lucky enough..most of their women are 100yards wife material from my own perspective..

mortal kombat x,UFC , BIA3, Asphalt 8, and currently playing MC 5 black out... has made graphics.
next game in my wishlist is dead effect 2.. will definitely download it once I'm through with MC 5..

chai,where is my Vaseline when you need it.. bitch is damn sexy,just the way I like them..

I suggest you take sexxkillz advice on this one,just assume the bastard of a father is dead and proceed with the wedding plans..PERIOD!!!!..abih na him father wan sponsor the wedding..

chai,God...see beast oh..

all I pray is for long life,good health and prosperity cos I know that one day I'll own this laptop and Samsung galaxy note7..
I'm a gadget freak...

Checked86:
You can turn me down a day before or even that same day but not when I call you with my phone. How to turn my invitation down without me being angry: (1) Do it 2days or at most a day before the D-day (2) Be the one to call me or text me for the change of plan NOT when I call you to ask you where you are(hoping you are already on your way), you start telling me how aunt and her husband visited and insisted you take them to your grandmother's house (3) the next date will be fixed by you, and you alone.

I swear,you think just like me....now thats a very matured mindset..

make I park my buggati for here,this is definitely gonna be good..
though I've been scammed once shah 1st time I visited Lagos,just don't know how to narrate it...

bitchcrafts:
He be like say your story true , so i go try talk sense this tym ... Now, Sheybi u are fukcing her too?... That aside, Guy man, if you know u can't handle the bills this her uncle is bearing better dey your lane and dey enjoy life as it comes. Don't complicate a complicated issue for yourself. From all indications yo still an hustling Nigga. If u know how to play your games right this 'uncle' can be helpful... Don't goan love up oh, its not good for your health, Na ladies dey love, Na brains niggaass dey get. Noff said

My Nigga.....

Mobileman829:
It is by force nah , but do you think it is worth the money?

Bro, it's not worth the money at all cos in the next 6 months you might find it very difficult to sell the same watch for 5k..
Just recently I got a Samsung Galaxy Note2 and upgraded the Android version to 5.1,believe me when I say that it works and performs much better than most of the recent mediocre China phones like tecno, infinix and the rest of them...

imagine this mumu watch for 25k, I rather buy a Rolex watch with 20k that can last for 4years... the price of this watch shouldn't be above 8k...

this got me hahahahahhahaha.....

money is good.....

see him small prick sef.....

jayhumble:


Choiii... No offence bro but you ugly as fuuuck... U dey smoke igbo?

lol,Dats funny
like I said,been handsome doesn't pay my rent..it only brings "sex" to my table,until it starts putting money in my pocket,then I'll argue with you..have a wonderful day bro..
moreover,one of my gals dey cum by 7pm today..na all night tins oh..

I fine pass 80% of these guys listed by the Op,but since been handsome doesn't pay my rent...mek I just take a chill pill ...

mine was like this....she was screaming "baby u will kill me,baby you will kill me",I had to stop and ask her "are you alright?"..and she was like"yes nah,continue"..

wetin me sef dey find na sugar mommy

[quote author=iamrealdeji post=43487993]Stepping there in a white AMG 6x6 G-Wagon(6 tyres) cost 100 million naira
White Louis Vuitton suit with pants cost 2 million naira
Iced out Platinum chain with VVS pink diamonds all on each stud cost 400 million naira
Red versace bow tie with Medusa faces staring at them cost 50000 naira
Red Salvatore Ferragamo shoe cost 500000 naira
Red framed Cartier aviator sunglasses cost 400000 naira
Red Mahogany Walking Stick 
Diamond Studded Rolex Presidential cost 15 million naira
Iced out pinky ring with princess cut diamonds cost 30 million naira.
They've got no option than to thank me for trying to wife up their daughter. All their muscles self go humble and come down.


And I thought my imaginations and dreams are wild..Ur own sef no get part 2,all these tins on u alone?...na only u waka come?

initially I saved my mom's contact with "MY LADY" but it caused little problem between me and my gal some time last year cos she thought I had a sugar mommy..later on I had to change it to "SWEET MOM"..

Hahahahahaha..I so love these kind of stuff..may God almighty bless whoever brings out time to create this funny images just to make fellow humans laugh...Op just made my day..

same thing happened to me when I was in the east,dated this pretty busty gal for a year plus..then some time last year June she started acting funny,I later found out she has been going out with one big bros like dat with him ride(me wey dey find money to open my business and become my own boss,finish my academics and upgrade my skill)...
so I just quietly withdrew myself from her cos I'm that kind of guy that doesn't like stress in my life,na so we take break up oh..but sometimes we do run into each other and say the normal "hello/hi"
later I was transfered to Lagos by my company in January this year,could you believe that since then she has been calling me on phone often.it got to a point that she calls morning,afternoon and night asking silly questions like "have u eaten,Hw was Ur day blah blah blah"
her consistent calls is starting to piss me off,infant since 2 days now I've decided not to pick her calls again..yesterday she called over 15 times and I didn't pick,even as I'm typing this she has called 4 times this night and I didn't pick up..
some gals are just too confused and doesn't know Wat they want at all...

the problem is not even breast feeding the baby publicly,I think the real problem is taking pictures and showing the whole world that she's breast feeding her baby in public..
if my wife to be does that,I won't lay a single finger on her..I'll just confiscate her camera phone and get her a Nokia torch light for one whole year as a form of punishment..
per adventure I see her with a camera phone during that one year period,i'll smash it on the wall not minding the owner.....


My 2cents.......

Come be like Sey the zebra sef put on high heel shoes...

Guys pls I want to buy need for speed most wanted game card for ps vita,guys in ph,aba or owerri should contact me if u have it cos I'm in aba...this is my contact 08067712173..u can also send me text on whatsapp..

Hahahahahahaha,I don die!!!!...reminds me of the silly experience I had last month..