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PoliticsRe: Return Government Vehicles In Your Custody In 48hrs - Makinde To Ajumobi Aides by klashe(m): 2:59pm On Jun 07, 2019
AngelicBeing:
Don't call people ode or Oponu next time, if you see a post you don't agree with, ignore it, l am civil online but if a dimwit curse me, l return the curses back to sender, Kapish wink
smiley... You don't curse... I can see that. We'll know who is the dimwit soon enough. Peace!
PoliticsRe: Return Government Vehicles In Your Custody In 48hrs - Makinde To Ajumobi Aides by klashe(m): 12:44pm On Jun 07, 2019
AngelicBeing:
Amen
Keep cursing! I didn't wish anyone bad.
PoliticsRe: Return Government Vehicles In Your Custody In 48hrs - Makinde To Ajumobi Aides by klashe(m): 5:42pm On Jun 06, 2019
AngelicBeing:
You are a joker, return which vehicle, that is the settlement l get for been a politician, every outgoing politicians are rogues and gangstas, I have 50 vehicles from your state, l will sell them off tomorrow to drink Hennessey and eat ogunfe cheesy
Oponu! Ode Oshi!
RomanceRe: Moment Two Lovers Were Nearly Swept While Kissing At A Beach by klashe(m): 1:49am On Jun 06, 2019
You be like Di#k
RomanceRe: Whom Should I Marry: The One Whom I Love Or The One Who Loves Me? by klashe(m): 1:48am On Jun 06, 2019
Convince the person you love and marry her. What if the one who loves you decides to love someone else againhuh
Dating And Meet-up ZoneAdvise Me! by klashe(op): 3:33pm On May 26, 2019
Hello there! I'm a Nigerian, 23years, student. I live in the UK.
A little principle about my relationship life is that I stopped double dating about 3years ago. I give the whole of myself to a relationship when I know my girl is 90% loyal to me.
I started a relationship with a girl (20) last year april. We lived in the same environment before she left for school. Things were going on fine for about four months. The only thing I noticed when she got admitted was that our chat wasn't that normal like before as she got used to late replies. I somehow got used to it. By the end of last year I had the opportunity to leave for the UK to study.
Now, when I was still in Nigeria with this girl, my mom noticed we're getting closer (she doesn't know we're dating) then she said she doesn't want anything between us that her father does jazz alot. I have no Idea if there are other reasons except from that. I kept our relationship during my first two months in UK while my mom kept warning me about her family.
To cut the story short, I broke up with her with the excuse of distance, I couldn't reveal the main reason. I felt so bad about what I did. She was broken and felt played. We're still in contact with each other though but on a normal level. We're still both single. However, ever since we broke up, I felt I lost something important to me, on the other hand, I'm still young, I'm still going to meet lots of girls. I've no idea what will happen with or without her in the coming years. We still have feelings for ourselves though.
If you've been in this type of situation before, kindly give some advice. Thank you!
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet T.B. Joshua Prophecy Causes Couple To Collapse (Video) by klashe(m): 3:51pm On May 25, 2019
FYB:
My people and Religion
The way people faint these days in church, members are advised to always wear protective helmet before attending church programs.

Haba, is our Christianity different from the whites?
you don hear am before say them catch witch for America?
SportsRe: Mo Salah's Clothes To Anfield For Liverpool Vs Barcelona by klashe(m): 11:48pm On May 07, 2019
The G.O.A.T has been used for barbeque by Liverpool fans.
CelebritiesRe: Nairamaley & Zlatan Set to Drop a New Song "Am I a Yahoo Boy". Video by klashe(m): 8:20am On Apr 24, 2019
Set of ignorantees ...

Science/TechnologyRe: Wild Boar Killed By Hunters In Abeokuta, Ogun State (Photos) by klashe(m): 12:11pm On Apr 09, 2019
Let's learn to preserve and breed our resources. I picked up a small sized mountain rodent on table mountain SA ��, I got arrested and fined. No wonder people marvel whenever they see animal documentaries.

CelebritiesRe: Hushpuppi Pictured With Benjamin Mendy by klashe(m): 9:34pm On Mar 26, 2019
Why eczema con finish your skin like this bros
RomanceRe: Oyinbo Groom Storms Nigeria With Family, Embraces Nigerian Culture, Rocks Bride by klashe(m): 11:02am On Mar 06, 2019
Our own dey come...
CrimeRe: Principal Apologizes For Flogging Corps Member, Says It Was Out Of Anger by klashe(m): 6:33pm On Oct 23, 2018
You've made a good point bro
uuzba:
When I was in Sec school, the corper teachers we had did not look like the kind of people principals can beat.
When I later became a corper, all of us were of the order of 24-25 yr olds. We were physically intimidating.
Maybe some corpers these days are 18,19years. Small and childish. Hence the flogging.
CrimeRe: Principal Apologizes For Flogging Corps Member, Says It Was Out Of Anger by klashe(m): 1:01pm On Oct 23, 2018
May God add to wisdom
claseek:
the corper registered her friends name in the attendance register when she was absent. The corper did a wrong thing but to me the principal reaction is worse and already overshadowed the corper action.

This is Nigeria where corruption is now seen as a normal thing (the corper offence). But don't get me wrong, the principal's action is worse and totally abhorrent.
CrimeRe: Principal Apologizes For Flogging Corps Member, Says It Was Out Of Anger by klashe(m): 12:59pm On Oct 23, 2018
I'm so disappointed with the comments of some people... The principal made his mistake by over reacting. The corper girl should have been dealt with severely... Why should we blame our leaders of corruption when we ourselves are corrupt?
CrimeRe: Fleeing Thief Hit By A Car After Snatching A Phone In Ghana by klashe(m): 4:29pm On Oct 19, 2018
Lol... Peter Black...
SportsRe: Kelechi Iheanacho Rocks Wizkid's Star Boy Jersey (Photo) by klashe(m): 10:23pm On Aug 30, 2018
LOL... You're actually unaware of the problem you have talkless of having a solution.
Upload just a screenshot of where I wrote any hate comment of him.
Nightmareo07:
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See them, confused hypocrites, same iheanacho they abuse here everytime like he bleeped their galfrends without paying. -\
Now where are those hate comments..
Useless people undecided
SportsRe: David Beckham Wins 2017-18 UEFA President Award (Photos) by klashe(m): 9:59pm On Aug 30, 2018
Congrats
SportsRe: Kelechi Iheanacho Rocks Wizkid's Star Boy Jersey (Photo) by klashe(m): 9:58pm On Aug 30, 2018
E fit am...
PoliticsRe: Leah Sharibu: Parents Confirm Voice by klashe(m): 11:02pm On Aug 27, 2018
May the lord fight for you dear Leah. This government isn't good enough. Stop calling on them.
LiteratureRe: Black Maria by klashe(m): 1:21pm On Aug 22, 2018
[quote author=SamuelTurner post=70501166][/quote]Unfortunately for you.
LiteratureRe: Black Maria by klashe(m): 1:20pm On Aug 22, 2018
ayamalexander77:
How can a normal human being quote one episode??
Most of this people should be running errands for their parent instead of coming here to fustrate me in particular......
winkThe deed is already done.
LiteratureRe: Black Maria by klashe(m): 1:19pm On Aug 22, 2018
pablobellins:
is sense that expensive? Even if u cnt afford, cnt u borrow?
I'll keep that in mind sir!
LiteratureRe: Black Maria by klashe(m): 1:18pm On Aug 22, 2018
Tolezy001:
To tear you slap dey hungry me.
You're welcome sir!
LiteratureRe: Black Maria by klashe(m): 1:51am On Aug 22, 2018
wink grin grin grin
skubido:
most you quote all the update,, can't you click reply and comment rather than quoting all the update..
LiteratureRe: Black Maria by klashe(m): 1:50am On Aug 22, 2018
grin grin grin
Anigreat:
shocked



any day you try quoting everything again, i will deal with you.
LiteratureRe: Black Maria by klashe(m): 9:35pm On Aug 21, 2018
Oshe Larry!
LarrySun:
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Midas Hospital was located at the suburb of Apapa Wharf. It was a private hospital, of course, but was established strictly for charity. People who could not afford the huge medical bill;s in other private hospitals usually had to pay a lot less to get treated in Midas. Because it was still relatively new, the structure was new. The nurses were still devoted to their jobs and sympathetic to the patient’s cause. Everyone did his job well. Patients were quickly attended to. The owner of the hospital was an uneducated Muslim with a kind heart. He did according to the Islamic doctrine that stresses the importance of charity. He built the hospital, fully equipped it and employed doctors and nurses. In the first two years, there was free medical service to every patient. Anyone who went there got treated without having to pay anything. The prayers of the saved patients reflected on the life of the Muslim, for he continued to grow in health and wealth. God blessed him abundantly. The man was a clear case-study of the maxim: ‘Givers never lack.’ And he really didn’t lack anything good throughout his short life. When he died two years after the establishment of the hospital, the whole residents of the community were shocked. His death had been mysterious. He had slept in the night but had refused to wake up the following morning. The whole community attended his burial to pay their last respect amidst tears. A great man had gone, and they knew that the facilities they had been enjoying would soon end; the paradise was slowly fading away.

But the free medical service continued for another six months. The man’s family and the Muslim communities continued to fund the hospital bills until it was clear that they could not meet up anymore. The next thing was either to shut down the hospital or sell it out to another rich private individual. But there was no rich man willing to do what the original owner had done. Those who had shown interest in buying it only wanted to purchase it for their own further financial gains. Even the hospital workers were already threatening to quit if their salaries were not paid. The residents, however, begged the family not to sell out the hospital. It was a dilemma for the family of the deceased philanthropist. They knew the dead man would not like it if they sold the hospital. This hospital was his singular legacy, and it would be unfair towards him if it was sold out to someone else. They must find a way to continue managing the hospital. The sick were looking up to them to get healed. Finally, after various deliberations, it was agreed that the patient would have to pay only a token to get treated. Finally, after various deliberations, it was agreed that the patient would have to pay only a token for treatment. They were required to pay so that the management of the hospital would be able to pay the salaries of the hospital workers. What patients of Midas paid for their treatments was over seventy percent cheaper than what was being paid in other private hospitals. The community leaders and other officials had thought of changing the hospital name to that of the owner. But the deceased’s family had informed them that the man had left strict instructions, before his untimely death, that the name must not be changed for any reason.

Peter entered the hospital with the policemen on either sides of him. He was carrying the little girl in his arms. Two nurses rushed to relieve him of the child as soon as he stepped into the reception. The girl was immediately placed on a bed in a ward. Neither of the two policemen could pay for the girl’s treatment. On a normal circumstance, doctors are bound by law to treat emergency patients brought in by the police without having to request for payment. In this case, however, the girl brought in was no longer an emergency patient thanks to Peter’s quick administration of CPR. Besides, the girl wasn’t brought in by the police; the men in black only served as escorts. In general, nobody really cared about ethics in Nigeria. And so it was Peter who eventually paid for the hospital bills. He used part of the money he stole to pay for the treatment.

The news about the little girl’s accident had reached the ears of her parents. Those who witnessed all what sufficed thereafter informed them that their child had been taken to Midas. They had come rushing just within the hour. Peter felt that he was the cause of the tragedy. If he had not stolen, policemen would not have chased after him and he would not have caused a motorcyclist to lose control and hit an innocent child. He had brought anguish to the family because of his own selfishness. He blamed himself for everything that happened. In the bid to redeem himself, he gave the rest of the money to the girl’s mother.

The policemen didn’t know when Peter escaped. They thought he was still the girl’s, but he had passed them like he had done the first time. He got away with it this time around, for, as was his usual way, he had changed into one of the other sleeping patients’ clothes, wrapped a bandage around his head, found a crutch and limped out of the building.

They were still keeping watch when the Inspector and the robbed man came in barely ten minutes after Black had left.

“Where is the thief?” the Inspector roared.

“Who? The man?”

“Where is he?”

The policemen saw the short man and knew they had been right all along. Now the silly thief would pay for all the insults he threw at them. The reality was a pleasure to the two officers. There was no way the thief was ever getting out of this one. They were ready to make his life a living hell. Thank goodness they had volunteered to follow or the thief would have escaped by now.

“He’s in Ward 32,” one of them replied the Inspector. They followed as the superior man tried to locate the right ward. It would be quite interesting to see how the Inspector would deal with the thief. The man had anger issues and he might beat the sanity out of the thief before they took him to the station. Well, they were in a hospital. If the thief was beaten unconscious, they would just ask the doctors to revive him.

The Inspector barged into the ward with the two policemen, the short man, three nurses and a male doctor in his wake. The medical practitioners were trying to calm piqued man down. It was unacceptable to shout or be violent in a hospital. To their dismay, the ward contained only the little girl and her parents.

“Where is the thief?” The Inspector demanded.

“What thief?” asked the girl’s father.

“The youg black man who brought her in,” one of the policemen enlightened.

“Oh, the Good Samaritan,” said the mother, “He left a while ago. He’s a very kind man. May God bless him.”

“What!” the police officers could not believe their ears.

“Daddy, my leg is itching me,” the little girl said.

“Okay, my child,” the man reached for his daughters leg, “Where exactly is itching you, daughter?”

“Inside my socks.”

He tried to scratch her socks and felt something in it. He reached in and found the small black bag.

“What’s this?” he said, extracting the bag.

“That’s my ring bag!” exclaimed the short man.

“Your ring bag?” the Inspector did not understand what was going on.

“It’s the bag that contains my gold rings.”

“But this one is empty,” said the father of the little girl.

“What!”

“It’s empty,” he repeated. He turned the bag upside down and shook it to affirm what he said.

“That’s his signature,” the Inspector commented, seeming quite impressed.

“Signature?” the confused policemen asked.

“Each time Peter Black robs, he leaves black fabric behind. This isn’t any different.”

“You mean the thief is Peter Black? The same Peter Black?”

“Yes,” replied the Inspector, “The notorious robber has escaped our grasp.”

They all heard a sudden thud behind them. The short fat man had fainted.
CelebritiesRe: Meet Thomas Ogwuazor, Don Jazzy's Footballer Cousin by klashe(m): 10:44am On Aug 20, 2018
Fresh
PoliticsRe: 'Get Out Of Nigeria If You Want To Get Ahead' - American Man (video) by klashe(m): 5:09pm On Aug 14, 2018
Will you shut up dia!!! Instead of you to pray for a better country...
3millionia:
we love our country n we re nt complaining everything good and flourishing in my country


Nigeria is the gretest country in the world cool
CelebritiesRe: Bobrisky :If A Man Can Cheat On You With Me, Then You're A Disgrace To Womanhood by klashe(m): 4:49pm On Aug 14, 2018
Baba werey!!! Akara tu sepo
CelebritiesRe: Photos Of Kehinde Bankole And Bolanle Ninalowo On Set by klashe(m): 4:46pm On Aug 14, 2018
Nino baba!
RomanceRe: Oyinbo Man & His 13 Groomsmen Rock Agbada As He Weds Yoruba Bride (Photos) by klashe(m): 9:54pm On Aug 02, 2018
A lost but better generation than those living in a shit hole.
DRJECKYLL:
Their children will be a lost generation as far as Nigeria is concerned

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